Tom Marshall

@maggiewestrum “Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent.” Wittgenstein - Tractatus

you can’t explain language without using language checkmate, philosophy bros!

@TLDwrites @TheRealJamieKay You: asylum seekers are "Hamas, Houthi, Yemen militia" House of Commons: they're mostly from Pakistan, Iran, Afghanistan, Eritrea, Bangladesh & Vietnam. Which source is more reliable? You're calling people "Islamists" who are fleeing Islamists in Iran & Afganistan.

My step grandfather came from Ireland. Im English born to English parents who parents & their parents were born in England. Northern Ireland is part of the UK. My great great grandfather was a diplomat in British India & fell in love with an Indian lady, they had to flee India with help from British military who gave them safe passage by ship back to Richmond because her parents were intent on killing her .. So you are confusing the fact its our birthright to be British in Britain & the need for all who enter Britain to be able to meet the British standards laws & values. As I stated the problem is with 3rd world islamist regimes indoctrinated with hatred and hostile..

Funny how the people constantly demanding “British values” get furious whenever Britain becomes more tolerant, diverse or modern.

@AstronoPriest @bmitori @PAnnicchino

@TomPMarshall @bmitori @PAnnicchino What the rest of the world thinks of us:

As an Italian, watching what Americans eat daily is a wild psychological experience. Every single label is a jump scare. Why is there high-fructose corn syrup in the bread? Why is the pasta sauce sweet? You think you’re buying a normal snack, and it turns out to have the sugar content of a birthday cake.

@AstronoPriest @bmitori @PAnnicchino How clever. You can download a picture. Maybe you should ask Chat GPT to generate the humour next time. You're doing so well at disproving the "Americans are stupid" hypothesis. Keep digging that hole. 🤣

@TomPMarshall @bmitori @PAnnicchino How's the chemo going, Tom?

@DougWaterfield @bmitori @PAnnicchino Oooh get you! 😂 If you think it's "Londonistan" you're simultaneously announcing you believe rubbish you read online & that you're too scared to travel to the UK. Double whammy!!

@TomPMarshall @bmitori @PAnnicchino No one cares what you think in Londonistan. You haven't been relevant on the world stage in decades.

@cryeyesviolet_ If the person calling you a coloniser was a Neanderthal, they may have a point.

i was just called a colonizer for living in europe, i’m literally from poland bro 😭

@NickBurns Is this some product-placement campaign on social media? Who cares about oversweet fizzy water?

Wine is just wine to most Americans, and Grana Padano is as good as parmesan is as good as pecorino. But just see what happens when you say that Coke Zero is the same as Diet Coke. Like Robert Conquest said, everyone is an Italian about what they know best.

@Peter88902568 This is the resident of Pompeii...

The resident of Pompeii who was consuming it at the time.

@Nototerrorist @TherealNihal Did your career as a rapper & radio presenter never take off Mark? Are you still bitter?

@TherealNihal Here’s diversity hire Nihal, there’s too many white people cunt

If you vote Restore make sure you never ever access any services at all where an immigrant is involved. Be true to your values. Oh, and that includes the NHS.

@nedeye @TherealNihal I didn't read anything about the Labour Party in that post. Is theres some hidden text I can't see?

@TherealNihal You can’t seriously still be endorsing the lying, duplicitous Labour Party. Have you not seen anything in the last 2 years…….

Deadass just driven through a village called Palestine in Hampshire, England of all places. Would love to know the history of how it got called that, super intrigued now!

@QuantumDom Purplestan

Name this hypothetical country.

@waitbutwhy “for men” Surely no adult drinks Coca-Cola

Isn’t Coke Zero just Diet Coke branded for men?

@NelsonMogaka_ Could a shark beat a crocodile in a fair fight? 🤔

Who is considered the smartest doctor among a neurologist, a cardiologist and a neurosurgeon?

It will be 31° tomorrow Should I wear short to work?

@dantecannistrar @_alice_evans Religious institutions for sure. Or military institutions- soldiers committing crimes in Afghanistan, Iraq, Northern Ireland? Or the soldiers of other nations. It is hardly unique to the UK.

@_alice_evans Yup. Protect the institution at all costs. The Catholic Church being the ultimate example of this.

Previously I wrote that rapists may be exonerated because their allies prioritise some higher cause, whether that is their crony billionaires, bishops, or migrants. Precisely the same appears to have happened again in Britain, a judge lets rapists walk because they have ADHD

@ThomBriggs @_alice_evans As I read this, I’ve just read exculpatory explanations of embezzlement in Scotland’s SNP: oniomania. Anyone who has seen civilians gunned down by the state, those responsible lying & then promoted won’t be surprised. Victim denigration is integral to protecting an in-group.

@_alice_evans Amazing article, crime can get reified as the byproduct of *any* ideology's pet issue or esoteric framework. Super noxious.

@DocPriyamMD I don’t know, if the plane was crashing into the Indian Ocean I might prefer to get some words of solace from a doctor of philosophy.

Medical Doctors: Hey, I'm the cardiologist keeping you alive, just call me Alex. PhDs: Please refer to me as Dr. Monica, I did my thesis on ancient pottery. Look, I know the word 'Doctor' comes from the Latin docere (to teach). I know academics had the title first and I have full respect for the grind. But why are they always the ones defending the title like their lives depend on it? If someone screams "Is there a doctor on the plane?!" absolutely nobody is looking for a Doctor of Philosophy

@MsEntropy @MadelaineLucyH I’m joking!!! It’s even easier to find my name, it’s Tom Marshall. You can look me up on Pubmed if you want but I expect you’ve got better things to do. To be honest, most people do.

It's not hard to find my real name, but in any case, that's neither here nor there. I use the cover photo that I do in honor of everyone who has sent me academic articles, book chapters, United Nations policy briefs, documentaries, media interviews, etc. that I've published or appeared in.

My favourite thing is arrogant men being confidently wrong

@TheBarrenNorth @BoveFromAbove @JeremyVineOn5 Fair point. Why trouble yourself with facts when you’ve got confidence?

@TomPMarshall @BoveFromAbove @JeremyVineOn5 I'm amazed that you think I might be interested 🤷‍♂️

Would you swap the pound for the Euro in order to rejoin the EU? It's a condition demanded by an EU chief after Labour challengers Wes Streeting and Andy Burnham put a return to the bloc back on the agenda. Is scrapping sterling a price worth paying?