Tom

He's actually even a popular cosplay character at this point... 💀

@emmyontwt @nypost You seem nice

@TomSabot @nypost It’s always been federally illegal under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act you dumb, psycho fuckface

NJ man who decapitated seagull that tried to steal French fry from daughter sentenced to 8 months trib.al/9QFmGi2

@RepNancyMace Noted

I remain opposed to U.S. troops on the ground in Iran.

@Keir_Starmer Let the grownups handle it

I condemn in the strongest terms the overnight Iranian strike on a Qatari gas facility. We are working towards a swift resolution to the situation in the Middle East, in the best interests of the British people – because there is no question that ending the war is the quickest way to reduce the cost of living.

@1poppa_ya @RobiBourne @woofknight I don't know how i missed it but thank you both!

@RobiBourne @woofknight FUCK YEAH!!!! great choice

@trumplicans2024 9

so...

@otokyo__ My shin bones know

I said it’s a cheese grater, but it’s not. Any guess?!?!

@trumplicans2024 Top or bottom?

and you choose?

@Neccccy Yes :(

Would you help him if you had a rifle ?

@trippykay710 You ain't wrong

Is this a safe space? Can I admit something? Honestly? McDonald's nuggets are trash.

@trumplicans2024 Cinderella

who...

@chefsevenn That looks so good

This steak was ordered medium. Overcooked, undercooked, or just right? 🥩

@PaulyShore You're the weeziest

am i funny ? tetete

@1True_American_ Stick? It's barely a twig

Here ya go. Go at it.

@LizzyStarrrdust That guy sounds bad bad

He got a custom continental He got an eldorado too He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun He got a razor in his shoe All the downtown ladies call him “Treetop lover” All the men just call him “Sir”

@FoxNews Yawn

DEM WALK-OUT: Democrats on the House Oversight Committee walked out of a briefing with Attorney General Pam Bondi and Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche on the Epstein files. Rep. Garcia said lawmakers walked out because of "complete disrespect" for the process, saying the American public should be "outraged."

@DefiantLs It's got to be a liberal thing

And who does this exactly?

@s_m_marandi Oh now we've done it

Trump and Netanyahu bombed Iran's gas infrastructure. There will be a decisive response. We are prepared for total war.

@AidanSimardone People pay you for this wisdom?

Nearly half of Israel’s population lives in Tel Aviv. If Iran makes that city dysfunctional, Israel will collapse

@trumplicans2024 Wish I could afford that

you see her in a Home Depot and think?