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@maxrushden @danbardell @robyniocowen How does Barry get dressed for the pod? More pertinently, does Barry get dressed for the pod?

tomorrow's Football Weekly Baz, @danbardell @robyniocowen Any questions?

@kenzianidiot Wait, that sounds like lovely news?

bad news i survived the surgery :/

@maxrushden @lucyjward_ @danbardell @Seb_Hutch Putting the charges to one side, might City get relegated the old fashioned way?

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@TIFF_NET You’re in Max’s house now (from Seven Years Bad Luck) m.youtube.com/watch?v=dsVDEY…

A mirror moment in film. Go.

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @NickyBandini @marklangdon Do you have any nostalgia for the days when you had to trawl the Bulgarian 3rd division for clips like Mings’ penalty fiasco?

Tomorrow’s @guardian_sport football weekly @bglendenning @NickyBandini @marklangdon Any questions?

@maxrushden Remember when you had to trawl the Bulgarian third division for that kind of action?

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @kickback_nedum @JohnBrewin_ @bglendenning Has Kalvin Phillips now gone full Des Walker and does working for Pep either make you or break you?

Tomorrow's @guardian_sport Football Weekly @kickback_nedum @JohnBrewin_ @bglendenning Any Questions?

@Scientits Should we assume that ‘total Hollywood bullshit’ is meant to be a bad thing? I’m not sure there’s any other industry that’s produced as much delightful, premium grade bullshit.

@ChrisHewitt Were they making that curry?

Didn’t watch a scary fillum on Halloween night. But I did watch the skills test on #MasterChefTheProfessionals, which was terrifying enough.

@maxrushden I think praise from celebrities is different?

I don’t usually retweet people retweeting praise.

@abs1k_ @Scientits Do you get the voucher once you’ve finished the training?

My company emailed everyone a 20 dollar voucher and I clicked the link to claim it and it turns out it was a phishing test put out by IT😔 I have to do mandatory training now 💀

@empiremagazine Hi, enjoyed this month’s edition but missed Deep Dive (nearly always my favourite read). Hoping to see it back soon.

@kenzianidiot Can it really be a fun story without bulk butter?

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 76

@theAliceRoberts This place has gone a bit Muirhead Tower

Twitter, I’m losing followers hand over fist. Still just about hanging on in here - please help me find my old followers - if they’re still here - if you can, by RTing.

@pricetom Thoughts and prairs

End of an airer

@rickedwards1 @bbc5live I can only imagine how hard it will be to melt chocolate in a flat that new.

Enjoyed solving the housing crisis on @bbc5live this morning

@benpartridge Strong provincial dad vibes

My partner bought a CD player that we can plug into our car so we can play our CDs and the Amazon listing features the following images. 💀💀💀

@kenzianidiot tbh, my default position is ‘it might be me’

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 75

@barneyronay @maxrushden 🧑‍🍳 💋

Innocently picked this thing up from a pile in Guardian sport. No trigger warning, no hazard signs

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @GeorgeElek @barneyronay @bglendenning After a competent performance and comfortable win, is it time for Carsley to take the handbrake off?

Tomorrow's @guardian_sport Football Weekly @GeorgeElek @barneyronay @bglendenning Any Questions?