Tommy MacFarlane

No chance 😂😂😂😂😂

📢 NEXT FIXTURE – PRE-SEASON ACTION 📢 🏆 Pre-Season Friendly 🆚 Flixton FC 📍 Hyde United – Project Solar Stadium, SK14 5PL ⏰ 5:30PM Kick-Off 📅 Saturday 12.07.25 🔴⚫ #UpThePaddock

For anyone living in Altrincham or Manchester… myself, the missus & a few friends headed to “Jadugar” in Alty for their opening night/my birthday meal. It’s a new Indian restaurant and the food is absolutely banging & brilliant value. Best Indian I’ve had in years. 👌🏼 #MUFC

@MrStephenHowson Copa Mundials for supplying the content mister? Thank you

Still time to join the club and become an owner. Have a say in the next chapter of this football club. A real say. Be part of something. The hunt for our forever home is on… that’s my biggest challenge and it will be our biggest success, too. Make a difference - stretfordpaddockfc.com/fan-ownership/ Non league and grassroots football is absolutely thriving. We’ve almost 1,500 members. We want 10,000!

Joe Hart, and it’s not even close, is the worst co-commentator I’ve ever heard

Ally Pally is full of absolute sausages

What a shift from Nico Raskin 💪

🗳️ Goal of the Month – October Edition! 🚨 Cast your vote for the best goal of October in the poll below! 🏆⚽ Which strike gets your nod? #GoalOfTheMonth #UpThePaddock #Football

⚽️ @SPaddockFC

72’ TOMMY YA BEAUTYYY🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🔥 Mike Taylor whips in a corner directly onto the head of Tommy Mcfarlane. Bullet header from a set piece!👏 🇾🇪4-1🟡 #UPTHEPADDOCK

Well well well 👀

Beating Dortmund isn’t for everyone

@MrStephenHowson @ratemyplatenow Hahahahahahahah 😂😂😂 for context, my mate is off the back of a 72 hour fast and this was his first meal back

@TommyMacfarlane @ratemyplatenow Get a grip.

Wholesome Sundays 💪🏼❤️

Looking for a Step 7 side to host @SPaddockFC - happy to travel anywhere in the country - especially if you have a decent seaside nearby - we're after a good night out in pre-season Looking for 20th or 27th July Please reply if you can host us

Date to be Sunday 21st July instead.

Drop me a message if you’re looking to get involved 🤌🏼

. @SPaddockFC are looking for a side to play and host our annual away trip this year to EDINBURGH on Saturday 20th July, must be a midday kick off and as close to Murrayfield as possible. Any RTs appreciated @ScotAmFA

I’m absolutely drained man fuck me 🇬🇧🇬🇧

Ryan on beat the pundit 😂😂 ‘the wife is here but she’s nae fucking use’ @ClydeSSB