obesity denier!!!

@CallMeK1123 kid’s table, fuck these heauxs

Which table are you sitting at?

My friend ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT.

@mearmalite10 plaster AF

I do not believe this is anything more than paper mache.

GM! I'm back and I know what you are. 😏

@im4evergrateful @isabellarileyus i mean, it’s got enough room for some big lego sets, so no.

@isabellarileyus Answer here

Men, is this too big for you?

If it works. 🤣🤣🤣

@OpheliaJonssen @bourbonislife80 same gurl, same

@bourbonislife80 Literally my life today

@TaintedTakes @SomeB1tchIKnow yes, gay orcas is the winner

I need a pun or rhyme involving the name Mayorkas for the title of tonight's show. Rhyme is better. Poets, assemble!

@NotABBWLover @warwallaby

@warwallaby LOOK AT THEM LEGS WE GOTTA BBW YOU UP

Look at this 🔥 outfit

Me vs the character I think I am

@OpheliaJonssen gmornt!!

And just like that, my AC is dead, and I'm distraught. Good Morning. Please say it back.

@bourbonislife80 @Nuclear_Circus

@Nuclear_Circus What?!?!

Good.

No. The theme song for Captain Planet was dog shit. “We're the planeteers! You can be one too! 'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do! Looting and polluting is not the way, hear what Captain Planet has to say.”

The feds are OJ, this nation and the constitution are Nicole if you think about it...

@dormantdrakaiNa oh yes, this does sound like a good idea.

I think it's finally time to write for a bit. Have a feeling that I feel how I do to a degree because I'm keeping way too much bottled up right now.

@smith_mistah tell the AD…

@TommysDesktop Can’t, ADL says it’s hate speech

“so i say, gmornt, fuckers!!” do it today!

@TommysDesktop GüdEST MØrNT!