Tom Horne 🎧

@KyleClark I look forward to all Kyle’s replies

As long as you have something to look forward to in life, that's what matters! I'm looking forward to my kindergarten's play, a special trip we're taking as a family, and getting my garden in for the season.

@ThoughtCrimes80 @denver_Today Lol this can be any city and been her e a decade and haven’t seen anything like this. You here just to troll the city? What perfect place do you come from?

Denver is a cesspool. Don’t move there. Don’t visit. Spend your money elsewhere. @denver_Today

@postcrabcore Here! My 40th anniversary this year!

Anyone?

@McFranchisee @GenoSmith3 @jonathanmaze

@GenoSmith3 @jonathanmaze - just know that your work never goes under appreciated

Get ya cheese up 1st

@JeffreyWShapiro Oh man, that’s a wild movie

@jcrowley413 And where the fuck is he

Who the fuck is this guy????

@Matt_Pinner Lacrosse. Next

This is hard

@jonathanmaze You are duty bound my guy! Look forward to your feedback. Take a bigger bite than Chris K did 😆

Should I do it?

@StatisticUrban I’ve seen them little cottonwood canyon backups tho…eesh

SLC’s relationship to the mountains is what people who’ve never been to Denver imagine Denver is like.

@KyleClark Ok whew, I was like am I only one seeing this

Either Denver Mayor Mike Johnston is in his Joe Dirt era or we picked a bad camera angle.

@KyleClark He seemed so forthright too…

GOP Rep Scott Bottoms claims 20 anti human trafficking organizations wouldn’t help him expose alleged pedophile rings at the Colorado Capitol. Bottoms says they demanded up to $250k. A dozen prominent HT orgs tell me Bottoms never contacted them.

@McFranchisee @McDonalds 🔥🔥🔥

Win the gold medal, get @McDonalds at the White House 🥇 🍔 🍟

@SusieM414141 I’d lose it. Any sane person would

You're driving in the express lane in very serious traffic except for your lane, which is clear. However, the car in front of you refuses to go over 20 mph. What do you do? Do you lay on the horn like this person, or do you just sit back and let it happen? This would give me instant road rage.

@NoContextHumans Psh, nyc does thst too

How the Netherlands hides its trash underground to keep cities spotless🗑️❌

@NBCSports I mean its all thats been in for over a week….NGL, loses its luster at this volume

HOW CAN YOU NOT BE ENTERTAINED?! TEAM USA CURLING ADVANCES TO THE SEMIFINALS! 🤯 #WinterOlympics

@TimothyJones92 Seems oretty straight forward frat to me

The footage from the Iowa Alpha Delta Phi hazing discovery is WILD. A fire alarm went off, police arrived and discovered pledges in the dirty basement blindfolded and shirtless. The two guys initially talking to police did not help the fraternity's case

@chefsevenn Mortgage payment

Describe Five Guys in TWO words or less

@ThoughtCrimes80 Builds roads with taxes we pay…then charge us to use roads we paid for. Seems like a great system for the government

I remember watching them widen C-470 and being so excited to have less traffic. Instead, they made two useless toll lanes and now you get stuck behind utility trucks going 50 in the passing lane. More traffic, less efficiency, less safety, more expense. This is a perfect metaphor for how government “solves” problems.

@Simon_Ingari Duh, they haven’t found out how lazy and not bought into company culture they are yet at hire

Why do companies give 1%, 3%, or 5% raises to their current employees, but 10%, 15%, 20%, or 35%+ more to new hires?