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@LookAroundCafe It’s not hell??

@capybaroness All I’ll say is that my dad refuses to believe that the lyric isn’t “You’ve got to give the other fella help,” even after I showed him the lyrics in LYRICS.

Live and Let Die would honestly be the best Bond theme, #2 at minimum, if it didn't have that bit where Paul McCartney turns Jamaican for 5 seconds. i know you're going to reply "that's what makes it great" so don't even start with me

@doemuch I agree, they need to stay indoors out of sight and stop disrupting us normal folk.

@ToneDJST Not if you've got a condition that could affect the play in a highly professional competition. How many people with Tourrettes would consider going to the snooker? Really??

@doemuch I agree, if there’s one thing wrong with society, it’s that there are too many disabled people enjoying a day out.

@ToneDJST They shouldn't be there. Totally selfish. If you know you might interrupt play randomly, stay at home and watch on TV.

@regularaugust One and a half million posts on twitter dot com, surprised they get a chance to see an actual physical human being

Cannot be healthy reading this kind of thing all day.

@notorious_CEG Had to leave out Truth, Mystic State, Killawatt, Distance, The Others, Khromi, Kwizma, Dead Noise System, Geode, Trashbat, Biome, all the usual coworker music suspects

@ToneDJST also silkie is literally a goat, what can I say that can’t already has been said

“Deep dub is coworker music” Gotta be the dumbest fag shit I’ve ever seen someone say on this app

@ImExtolant L-Wiz, Silkie, Jafu maybe

@ny4n0dy Need to know if they tickly? 👀

@thisislux This thread made me realise how many people 1. Keep pet food cutlery in regular rotation and 2. Prepare their pets entire gourmet meals, apparently?

once a fork touches pet food it is taken out of rotation permanently. it is ritually impure, it must never touch human food again or the gate to heaven will be blocked for you on the day of judgement

@MishaMagnolia Same. I foolishly thought you picked the one that looks like you.

The rule for white people is yellow emojis, it's true. but what's perhaps the most baffling is when white people use brown emojis, I have seen this a few times.

@zastelatv They look tickly and I can’t explain it

Thoughts about these puppies?

@deftmoons 6, maybe 6.5 🤔 Are they ticklish?

@manofstories @MulletmanComics What did he need his help with?

@MulletmanComics And now he's this

One of the greatest comic pages ever made imo

@CS11__ Finally watched this a couple of nights ago and there’s not a single frame I wouldn’t hang in the Louvre.

@Donnami_cos Ticklish feet detected:

@ToneDJST Navel and space between fingers on my feet

You wanted proof?

@notadvice That’s-a nice-a donut

My husband DIED. Like full dead. Funeral, obituary, the whole thing. Very sad, very permanent, wouldn’t recommend it. He trusted someone he shouldn’t have. Made one mistake and it cost him everything. Interesting choice to mock a dead man to his widow on the internet. Very brave. Incredibly stupid. My late husband may be gone but his very large, VERY ITALIAN, very unemployed cousins who loved him dearly are not. The last man who spoke to me like this is currently experiencing technical difficulties with his kneecaps. The one before that? Let’s just say he went swimming and forgot how to float. Very educational experience for him. I’m adding you to the list. Not a threat, it’s literally just a list of people I’m praying about. Very Catholic. Very normal. I light candles. I say names. The old ladies at church think I’m SO devoted. I need you to understand something. I’m Italian. I’m widowed. I’ve got nothing but TIME and RAGE. My Nonna? She’s 94 and holding grudges from 1931 like they happened yesterday. This is GENETIC. Delete this before Sunday dinner. They’re already talking about ‘taking out the trash.’ Their words, not mine. I’m just a grieving widow who happens to have the entire northern New Jersey sanitation industry on speed dial.

@slowpokeraz @Liamjsm I was literally just debating buying a nice hardback copy, come on here and this is the first thing I see. I’m taking that as a sign.

Most of them. You think history hands out “classic” status? You think it grows on trees?

@youngtiddy “I’ve…felt seams you people wouldn’t believe…”

just took a nap in jeans. no one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me

@alisha_ann94 @Oglokoog @13aj13_aj @richard_normal Song sounds like she’s experimenting with how bad she can possibly be whilst still managing to have a hit.

@Oglokoog @13aj13_aj @richard_normal I hate this song, I hate that tone of voice, I hate the band name, hate it all

re: worst songs of all time discussion, i am a little surprised that i have seen no mention of "all about that bass". a truly vile song.