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Nigeria Katılım Ağustos 2012
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Dr. Kenon
Dr. Kenon@drkenon2·
As Tinubu is campaigning for re-election, more Nigerians are slaughtered daily. Mass burials have become very common. Christians are mostly the victims unfortunately.
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Many people might not believe this but... In 2023, I was packed into a police Danfo during a random raid in Jos, Plateau state. I was trekking for an all night session in school. They drove us to the station, seized our phones, and told everyone to sit on the bare floor behind the counter. The IPO in his faded uniform brought out rumpled sheets of paper and shouted ''Criminals remove your shoes make una write una statement for here'' I tried to look at the guys beside me who were sweating and writing things like "I am just walking and police catch me abeg I am a student." Another guy with a torn shirt was writing, "I swear to God I am not a cultist, I only went to buy indomie and egg, my mother is a widow." One particular guy was literally dropping tears on his paper, writing, "I don't smoke loud, I have CHM 101 test tomorrow morning, please have mercy in Jesus name." I knew my family did not have 50k for any emergency bail. So I sat on that cold floor, balanced the paper on my knee, and activated the ''Femi Falana'' in me (small HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MUDER was giving me confidence). I did not write a plea o. I wrote a chronological, legally terrifying timeline of my abduction. I used phrases like "unlawful detainment," "absence of probable cause," and "infringement of fundamental liberties." I made sure my handwriting was looking like a typed font🤲🏾 Thirty minutes later, the DPO walked in to inspect the night's harvest. He was biting the edge of a pure water sachet when he started reading the statements one by one, tossing them aside. Then he picked up my paper. He read the first paragraph, stopped, and looked at the crowd on the floor. He read it again. I was already preparing my mind for Cell One, the one with Mosquitoes that trained in Afghanistan. I was entirely convinced my grammar had angered him. The DPO looked at the IPO and said, "Who write this thing?" The IPO pointed at me. The DPO told me to stand up and follow him to his office. At that point, I wished I wrote my statement in Hausa😭 I entered the room, sweating like cold water. He sat down, dropped the paper on his desk, and said, "So, you sabi write English like this and you dey waka late night?" He opened his drawer and brought out a massive stack of dirty files. He complained that the station's secretary had been sick for three days and they had a massive backlog of official reports to send to the Area Commander. I did not enter the cell that night. I sat in a perfectly air-conditioned office from 11 PM to 4 AM, actively ghostwriting police reports, restructuring suspect confessions, and formatting legal petitions for the Nigerian Police Force. By 5 AM, the DPO gave me 15k cash for a job well done, bought me a plate of white rice, and ordered the patrol van to drive me safely to my hostel with full escorts. If you are currently smiling at this beautiful grass-to-grace story, I want you to know that you just read several heavy paragraphs of pure, undiluted fiction. I have never been arrested in my life. I am currently on my bed eating bread and egg. But like the original tweet said, proper articulation solves 75% of your problems. The remaining 25% is knowing how to lie fluently to farm engagement on this app. Happy Sunday.
Alabi@the_Lawrenz

Bro to Bro : Learn how to read, write and speak. Comprehension and proper articulation solves nearly 75% of your problems.

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Harry Da Diegot
Harry Da Diegot@trigottista·
Tornado almost carry mama progressive 😭
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Switch@prophetswitch·
BREAKING: ‼️ This video of Peter Obi should be trending. 2027…we move ✊🏿
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Esther Umoh
Esther Umoh@EstherUmoh10·
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Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso@KwankwasoRM

PRESS STATEMENT 29-03-2026 RESIGNATION FROM THE NEW NIGERIA PEOPLE’S PARTY (NNPP) I wish to formally announce my resignation from the New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP) with immediate effect. I seize this opportunity to express my profound gratitude for the honour and privilege of serving as the Party’s National Leader and its Presidential Candidate in the 2023 General Elections. As a committed and bonafide member of the party, this was not an easy decision to make. However, considering the current trajectory of the nation’s political landscape, which calls for strategic realignment, I have found it necessary to identify with another political platform that offers the best opportunity to effectively change the nation. I extend my deepest appreciation to the National Chairman, Ajuji Ahmed and the entire National Working Committee for their steadfast support throughout my time. I also thank the Board of Trustees, the National Executive Committee, and all levels of leadership across the party — from the ward to the state level, as well as the legacy members of the party and all followers of the Kwankwasiyya Movement for their dedication and commitment to our shared mission. We shall continue to collaborate and work together towards charting a better and more prosperous future for our dear nation. Signed, Sen. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, PhD, FNSE Former Kano State Governor, 2023 Presidential Candidate, New Nigeria People’s Party (NNPP)

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Switch@prophetswitch·
He was 69 in 2012 How is he 74 in 2026? Who is this man?
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Harry Da Diegot
Harry Da Diegot@trigottista·
Dem send bee go scatter APC convention Things I love to see 😂😂😂
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Alex Onyia
Alex Onyia@winexviv·
We are about to design a new model of Igbo Apprenticeship Education “Igba boy”. We will run the pilot program this year. We are starting with carpentry, tilling, plumbing and electrical. When succeeds, we will produce highly skilled talents at a scale never have seen before.
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Harry Da Diegot
Harry Da Diegot@trigottista·
APC but you can no longer see 😂
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Kalu Aja
Kalu Aja@FinPlanKaluAja1·
A crate of eggs costs N8500; Eight Thousand Five Hundred Naira only. Buhari caused a macroeconomic crisis and left office without solving any issues. Tinubu has stabilised the macroeconomic crisis but has not resolved any issues. There is still no power. There is no security. There are no jobs. Debt has increased. The deficit has increased. Spending has increased. Borrowing has increased. Yet, record revenues come from oil and non-oil sources. Returning to eggs, when a family has to choose between buying eggs for the children or purchasing PMS to go to work, you know there is a problem. God help Nigeria, because Tinubu isn't.
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KEPUKEPU TV 📺
KEPUKEPU TV 📺@kepukepunews·
As you're connecting your state to the center... A center that now installed Solar panel instead of electricity.. Remember that your own state is turning to a refuse dump This the current condition of Amakaohia in owerri.. IMO STATE... DIRTY NA WATER
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