Tony Minchin

10 mile cheese factory, if we build it, they will come

🚨 OFFICIAL: Harry Maguire signs new deal at Manchester United until June 2027, as expected. New contract also includes an option until June 2028. Up next: Kobbie Mainoo. 🔜

@Witterbird_84 Hadn’t seen this. Hope he is ok

Thank you everyone for the kindest words. Adam went into surgery a couple hours ago and it was like Bruno taking a penalty very cool calm and collective. I was like the birthday boy Onana. I was okay but then I tripped on the blood pressure machine sending onto the floor with me 🫣

Might be the most accurate football post we've seen 😅

@flossybball Love a bit of leftover takeaway for brekkie!

Im having left over Chinese takeaway for my breakfast and I dont give a fiddlers 🤪

@dannywallace You spelt life wrong.

There should be a Reset Algorithm button.

@bigphil321 Brilliant Phil.

Just weighed myself, forgot to do it on Sunday.. Lost another couple of lbs 👊👊 Last 2 weeks I walked 180,000 steps, 85 miles👍🕺 Since I started this contract 7/8 weeks ago, I’ve lost 10lbs👊👊 Not a bad effort for an almost 62 year old 😃👍

Stuart Attwell was ALSO responsible for IGNORING this stamp from Walker on Dorgu in January. Clear RED CARD! This ref is beyond incompetent! 😡

@qikipedia No we didn’t. We just turned the printer round 90degrees

In the 1980s, if you wanted to print a document in landscape rather than portrait mode, you had to buy a separate computer programme costing up to $100.

@courtmufc Happy Birthday!

it’s my birthday 🥳

@DesireMUFC 💯

Best player since Sir Alex 🙌

@ktwood2524 @FA_PGMOL That’s what I thought. Did they even look at it

Clear hand ball in the build up @FA_PGMOL looking at the offside when it's the handball that was the problem

Didn’t Mings catch the ball?

Pissed at Heathrow 🎉

Talk Talk - It's My Life (1986)

@Twosmellydogs @fesshole It’s very common-Delgjpo, delayed gym joint pain onset

@fesshole I went to a gym once, sometime around 1993 and my joints have been hurting for the last couple of years, which cannot be a coincidence. Gyms should be banned.

I haven't been to the gym in months. My joints have stopped hurting and I've had so much more time to do meaningful things.

@MannyooNic Congratulations Nic

Last week I applied for a Health Improvement Practitioner role. After my Interview yesterday, I'm pleased to say I was offered the job🥳🥳 Success isnt measured by how far you've come, but by the distance travelled from where you started!

@andrews58753 @karenab32 I did wondered when I saw the crypto comment. Can u get it back ?

@TonyMinchin @karenab32 It's not my account anymore Tony..its been hacked

Just secured acres of land with county water access and a successful perk test! Still deciding the plan: farmland, batting cages, or go-karts—or simply hold it and watch the value grow. Bitcoin mining made this possible. If you haven't explored crypto yet, it's not too late.