Tony Munky

@GregScottTV Charlie Chuck is genuinely one of the funniest human beings to ever exist

How is it that I’ve watched this 9,113 times, yet it gets funnier with each viewing?

@JVMonte2 Does PDA by Interpol count?

What’s a great song where the title is only three letters long (or less)? (Please indicate the artist as well)

@FAK___ @JVMonte2 ‘Greatest Song of All-Time’ contender that 👌

@JVMonte2 Stevie Wonder « As » youtube.com/watch?v=L_sG0w…

@Footballtweet Only slight disappointment is that they didn’t get Ronnie Pickering or the “succulent Chinese meal” guy involved

✂️💈💇‍♂️ The new Paddy Power advert with the Man Utd fan who won't cut his hair. Yeah fair play, this is absolutely brilliant.

@deepwebslinger Sounds legit

Once see it, you can't unsee it... Who really was Rush Limbaugh? Rush Limbaugh suddenly gained significant attention in 1984 as a talk radio host on KFBK in Sacramento, California. Jim Morrison, the iconic lead singer of The Doors, supposedly died in Paris on July 3, 1971, at age 27, with the official cause listed as heart failure, his body supposedly discovered in a bathtub. No autopsy was performed, fueling all kinds speculation. Witness Protection ?? You tell me...

@MrWhiteMAGA Dude has smuggled three frozen chickens out under his belly button

YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS UP…A SIMPLE TRAFFIC STOP TURNS INTO A DOUBLE WARRANT ROUNDUP INSIDE WALMART. AT WHAT POINT DO YOU REALIZE YOU’RE LIVING IN A SELF INFLICTED CYCLE? She gets stopped. She’s got active warrants. Officers find her AGAIN…this time trespassing and allegedly stealing at Walmart. And the guy she’s with? Same exact type of warrant. Same mess. Same outcome. Some people really move in pairs… even when it comes to arrest records. HOW DO TWO PEOPLE WITH ACTIVE WARRANTS THINK WALKING INTO WALMART IS A GOOD IDEA? THIS QUESTION MIGHT BE UNRELATED BUT…IS THERE PROOF THAT MEN CAN GET PREGNANT 😂🤮?

@Milo_Edwards Are 13 of the words “mincemeat” and the other one “octagonal”?

paddy mcguinness is running a competition on radio 2 where the answer is 14 words long and he keeps saying “voice note me those 14 words i need to hear”

@WilkieisBack66 You pay actual money for a little blue tick so get back in your box you sad little fuck 👍

Where to even begin with Zack Polanski’s disastrous appearance on Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg? The Green Party leader slithered onto the BBC set like a man convinced he’s the messiah of the eco-left, only to spew a torrent of pie-in-the-sky nonsense that would make even the most ardent utopian blush. Let’s dissect this delusion-fest, shall we? First off, Polanski’s grand proclamation that the Greens are the “party of the 99%” is nothing short of laughable hubris. As if a fringe outfit with a handful of MPs and a membership barely scraping 175,000 could represent the vast majority of Brits, while conveniently ignoring the fact that most of that “99%” are too busy paying bills to indulge in his virtue-signaling fantasies. He babbles about “positive politics” and “hope,” but it’s all abstract drivel masquerading as policy tangible ideas? Please. This is the same guy peddling rent controls handed over to local mayors, as if capping rents won’t just scare off landlords, shrink housing supply, and turn cities into even bigger affordability nightmares. Delusional doesn’t even cover it, it’s economic illiteracy wrapped in green ribbon. Then there’s his unhinged rant on Gaza, accusing the Labour government of “actively arming a genocide” that’s supposedly “been going on for years now.” Kuenssberg rightly called him out for stirring division in a by-election with a large Muslim population, but Polanski doubles down, insisting he’s not “making an issue” of it while simultaneously weaponizing it for votes. This isn’t leadership, it’s cynical opportunism, exploiting tragedy to score points against the establishment. And for a party that claims to be about unity and hope? Hypocritical garbage that exposes the Greens as just another divisive echo chamber, alienating anyone who dares question their moral absolutism. Don’t get me started on his personal hypocrisy. The man who proudly declares he doesn’t fly because, you know, saving the planet one virtue at a time, admits he’d hop on a plane “obviously” if he snagged high office. So, rules for thee but not for me? Classic elite environmentalism: preach sacrifice to the masses while exempting yourself when it suits. Polanski’s dreams of winning a general election “outright” are the cherry on top of this absurdity cake. With four MPs and a track record of electoral irrelevance, this isn’t ambition, it’s straight-up fantasy, detached from any reality where voters prioritize competence over cultish idealism. In short, Polanski’s interview was a masterclass in self-delusion, confirming the Green Party as a sideshow of sanctimonious slogans and unworkable policies. If this is the best the “party of the 99%” has to offer, the other 1% must be rolling in laughter. I certainly am scoffing at this Marxist tw@t.

@conspiracyb0t Campag Velocet did a song all about it 👌 Campag Velocet - Drencrom Velocet Synthemesc - Video. youtu.be/8bk9vn5K03A?si… via @YouTube

So many people still can't see it

@axlrose995 @JVMonte2 Definitely! I’m currently going through a divorce and it’s been getting a whole lot of airtime recently, Idiot Wind in particular, that track sure does cut like a knife - both visceral and beautiful in equal measure 💔❤️

@JVMonte2 Blood on the Tracks

Which one of these is your favourite?

@notyourtilth @Streettough 🤡🤡🤡

@Streettough He’s no more wealthy than Jeremy Corbyn. Probably less.

He is a multi millionaire and a very powerful man. Surely he must realise that when he talks about things like his brother living his whole life in poverty or his sister bringing a packed lunch to go and meet him in the pub, people have some questions?

@aprilajoyr @KellyKilfeather 😂😂😂

If Pam Bondi was a waitress:

@dave24144975 What a fucking idiot 🤡

More hilarity from a prankster in the UK... Make of this what you will! There have been several videos from both sides of the pond showing black men pouring milk over themselves in supermarkets. It's an in-joke thing.

@LindaSayle @trueclausefour @GreenJennyJones Think the maddest thing is how his rapidly diminishing gaggle of supporters actually think the media are giving him a hard time 😂🤡😂 Compare with the way they treated Corbyn who they had to dig really deep and make up stuff about to destroy, which they did with absolute glee

@GreenJennyJones I am in his constituency and was closely involved with Labour Party CLP as he was positioning himself for spear-heading the ousting of Corbyn and the Left. Starmer is none of the things you thought he was. He is a short-tempered, insecure, bullying liar with no political nous.

I met Starmer a few times before he was elected and found him principled, thoughtful and honest. But leaders need bravery. Starmer seems a nice man, but far too cautious to be PM.

I really do not get the "Starmer is a decent man" brigade. Can they not read all the evidence to the contrary? The fact that he cheated his way to lead the Labour party through lies and deceit, then won an election with pledges he never intended to keep? He is an appalling man.

@LBC I actually used to think she was decent, and one of the good ones but what happened to her? Completely dead behind the eyes, she’s not stupid and must realise by now that she backed the wrong horse

"They look after each other and they screw everybody else." Lisa Nandy tells Andrew Marr that the Epstein files show that there is a group of 'wealthy, powerful men' running the system 'in their own interest'.

@Scunnert2 @DaveKent101 @trueclausefour Yeah apologies I realised after I posted that I’d got it slightly wrong with the details, but the sentiment still remains - and he’s still absolutely shit at this 💩

@TonyMunky @DaveKent101 @trueclausefour No she’s not her ex husband is & as the case involves SNP funds then the victim is the SNP, absolutely no public funds involved

While I loathe Ed Davey, full credit to him for landing the biggest hit on Starmer during today’s PMQs. Just look at Starmer’s furious reaction too - absolutely priceless.🤣🤣🤣

@G1N93R78 @Johnnypapa64 @Kathryn75480598 😂😂

@TonyMunky @Johnnypapa64 @Kathryn75480598 He only paints places he has had a shit in

The Magic Of Tony Hart

@crosspot2 @jondrytay @afneil @BBCNews I used to dig copies of the Daily Heil out of our neighbour’s recycling bin for our guinea pigs (sadly deceased) to piss and shit on but noticed, and kept hold of, this completely deluded article when Mr Right-about-Everything described Starmer as a “dogmatic leftist” 🤡😜😂

@jondrytay @afneil @BBCNews As Peter Hitchens keeps pointing out, Starmer is to the left of Corbyn.

Hilarious to watch the Left fulminate against @BBCNews for simply doing its job reporting on how precarious is Keir Starmer’s grip on power. It’s as if they think the BBC is there to do its bidding — and quickly turn against it when it doesn’t. But there’s a nasty undertone to it all in the way they’re trying to undermine/discredit various BBC journalists with lies and fabrications. It’s an old story — your party is in deep trouble so lash out at the media. They all do it. @ChrisMasonBBC @bbclaurak

If you could sit in on the recording of any album, which album would it be?