Tony Two-Sats

Educational awareness: Don’t let your BTC vanish forever when you die. 5-step basics, quiz, Q&A. Set a reminder for my upcoming Space! twitter.com/i/spaces/1oJMv… DISCLAIMER: Not financial, tax, legal, or professional advice.

@bramk Awesome! I wish to do the same and working on something

Just got my first iOS app approved in the App Store! 🎉

@createdbyjami Great work. that aint easy

I’m really growing my Youtube channel by being consistent, ignoring the noise, and being myself 🥹 I don’t care how many times I slow down or pause, I’m never gonna stop March 2023 vs March 2026

@isabellasg3 no chopsticks though? Amateurish

This fly has been bothering me since yesterday. Today, I got justice by catching it with my bare hands. Karma is a b*tch. Call me Ms. Miyagi from now on.

Tomorrow on Bitcoiners United! GG @UnruggableGG will tell us how to Become Unruggable with his service and First Sats web app providing step-by-step guidance for any bitcoiner. 5am Pacific / 8am EST / 1pm Central European Time youtube.com/live/VWudbXT-r…

@bitcoinwell 100%

Nobody talks about Bitcoin's node count the way they should. 50,000+ independent validators running identical rules across 90 countries. No SLA. No contract. No payment. Try getting three banks to agree on a wire transfer format.

@thebtcdad hiiiii

I'm connected to ~3K very active Bitcoin legends. My next goal is 10K. If you are an active Bitcoiner, please say hi. You will thank me later. 🎯

@RonSwanonson Bitcoiners are chosen

I don’t care what anyone says… Going down the Bitcoin rabbit hole has improved my life in multiple ways, and ultimately made me a better person with improved values

🚨🚨🚨 $4.7 TRILLION. THAT'S HOW MUCH MONEY JUST GOT UNLOCKED IN ONE ANNOUNCEMENT. The SEC just formally classified 16 crypto assets as DIGITAL COMMODITIES — not securities. Not unregistered investments. Not illegal offerings. COMMODITIES. Like gold. Like oil. Like silver. $XRP, $ETH, $SOL, $ADA, $DOGE, $AVAX, $APT, $BCH, $HBAR, $ALGO, $LTC, $DOT, $SHIB, $XLM, $XTZ, $LINK The combined market cap of these 16 assets? Over $1.8 TRILLION. The total capital waiting on the sidelines for regulatory clarity? An estimated $2.9 TRILLION from institutions alone. Let that sink in. The same SEC that spent $400M+ of YOUR tax money suing Coinbase, Kraken, and Ripple for listing "unregistered securities" — just stood on stage and said those EXACT tokens were NEVER securities. 💀 SEC Chair Paul Atkins at the DC Blockchain Summit: "Most crypto assets are NOT securities." The SAME agency. The OPPOSITE conclusion. 💀 SEC + CFTC issued JOINT guidance — first time EVER both regulators aligned on crypto 💀 New 5-category token taxonomy: Digital Commodities, Digital Collectibles, Digital Tools, Stablecoins, Digital Securities 💀 Staking — NOT a security. Airdrops — NOT a security. Mining — NOT a security 💀 The industry begged for this for TEN YEARS. Ten years of lawsuits, destroyed companies, and "regulation by intimidation." Killed. In ONE announcement. ⚠️ Gary Gensler sued Coinbase for listing $SOL. Paul Atkins just called it a commodity. That's not a policy shift — that's a COMPLETE reversal. ⚠️ Ripple fought the SEC for 4 YEARS over $XRP. The SEC just classified it as a commodity. Four years of legal hell — for NOTHING. ⚠️ The SEC destroyed billions in market value, bankrupted projects, and froze funds — for tokens they NOW admit were never under their jurisdiction. Do you understand what this means? The media is showing you: "SEC classifies crypto." They're NOT showing you the $4.7 TRILLION tsunami that's about to hit. Here's what happens next — step by step: STEP 1 — EVERY ACTIVE SEC LAWSUIT DIES → Coinbase, Kraken, every exchange sued for "unregistered securities" → The legal basis for those cases just EVAPORATED overnight STEP 2 — ETF FLOODGATES OPEN → Commodity = clear path to spot ETFs → $SOL ETF. $XRP ETF. $ADA ETF. $AVAX ETF → BlackRock, Fidelity, Grayscale filing RIGHT NOW → $2.9 TRILLION in institutional money just got a GREEN LIGHT STEP 3 — EXCHANGES UNCHAINED → US exchanges list freely. No more SEC fear → More pairs. More liquidity. Tighter spreads → Coinbase and Kraken just became 10x more powerful STEP 4 — WALL STREET ENTERS → Goldman, JPMorgan, Morgan Stanley — all CLEAR to offer crypto → Banks, hedge funds, pension funds can touch these assets → Custody solutions expand OVERNIGHT STEP 5 — STAKING UNLOCKED → US exchanges can offer staking rewards again → Coinbase alone has BILLIONS in staked assets ready to go live STEP 6 — GLOBAL DOMINO → EU, UK, Asia regulators will follow → The US just set the GLOBAL standard for crypto classification STEP 7 — THE CATCH → This is SEC interpretation — NOT law → A future SEC chair could REVERSE everything → Senate Chair Tim Scott: CLARITY Act draft coming THIS WEEK → Congress passes it = PERMANENT. Congress doesn't = one appointment can burn it down If the SEC always believed these were commodities, why did they spend 3 years suing everyone who listed them? Why did they destroy companies, drain founders, and freeze billions — for tokens they NOW say were never securities? Complete silence. The biggest regulatory unlock in crypto history just happened. And most people won't realize it until the ETFs are approved, the institutions have already bought in, and the prices have already moved. The next 30 days determine whether this is permanent — or just a window. Prepare accordingly. 🚨🚨🚨 They don't want you seeing this. Follow + RT to beat the algorithm. 🚨

@isabellasg3 Too much.. too early in my humble opinion

It is Marks world, we are all just living in it.

Bitcoin deep dives ready: Self-custody, family opsec, Liberty Sats wisdom. Can go 1-3 hrs easy. Just crushed 2hrs on BitcoinLive w/ Fritz—clips incoming. DM if your pod needs calm, practical fire. ⚡️🛡️ #BitcoinGuest

@CryptoTice_ Yea!!!

THE WHITE HOUSE JUST MADE CRYPTO SPENDING EASIER. A tax exemption for crypto payments. This changes everything. Now buying coffee with Bitcoin is a taxable event. Every transaction. Every purchase. Every payment. The White House just said that's about to end. Think about what this actually unlocks. Pay with crypto. No tax event. Spend your Bitcoin freely. Use stablecoins like cash. The last barrier between crypto and everyday adoption. Gone. They called it a scam. They called it untraceable crime. They tried to regulate it to death. Now the White House is making it easier to spend. The full 180 is complete. Every single wall is coming down simultaneously. The window to accumulate before mainstream adoption… Is closing faster than anyone realizes.

@TheBTCTherapist interest rates staying the same news

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED

@9mmsmg 🤣

Going to send this to my accountant and tell him his services will no longer be needed as I've found a new guy.

@IndieGameJoe omg

Two indie devs made a game where you run your own video store in the early 90s. It’s currently the #5 top-selling game on Steam. - Rent out VHS tapes & manage customers - Charge Late & Broken Fees - Upgrade & customise your store It’s called Retro Rewind - Video Store Simulator

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Friendly reminder You can pay your federal taxes with your Fold Card and get bitcoin rewards link 👇

@jackmallers @Strike Slow down! You’re scaring all the bankers and politicians!

@Strike Keep your bitcoin. Spend your BLOC.

Business Line of Credit is now live in 43 states, most with a $5K minimum. Use your BLOC to: - Cover payroll - Buy bitcoin - Pay bills - Send over Lightning - Withdraw cash via wire or ACH Keep the bitcoin. Spend the BLOC.

Big win for Bitcoin and freedom: US Senate Votes to Ban Federal Reserve From Issuing CBDC

@DMinimilian Wu Tang Financial

@TonyTwoSats Both is also an option. 😉 You have unlocked the secret 3rd way bro!

$LTC or $XMR?