✨Too Many Jennifers✨

@JLap64 that’s *Lady* Jennifer Fishcakes to the rest of us!

Dipping carrots into carrot “pâté” like an absolute carrot-on-carrot criminal

It’s hard to decide how many Ys to use in “heyyy” before it comes across as slutty instead of hype.

dropping down into the eternal well of consciousness from which our individual, subjective experiences of reality emerge, can i get anyone anything

Jennie of BLACKPINK at the 2023 #MetGala.

anyone wanna tag in

Petition to start referring to Ben Affleck as "Bennie and the Jens"

Babe, wake up I have something devastating about the prison system to share :)

I met a cat in Hawaii. I’m being haunted by tiny black cats that won’t fit in my suitcases.

thinking of a rebrand—going by ‘jennifer’ only tweeting sincere takes and unsolicited investment advice

@jenbegakis it’s jennifer’s world we’re just living in it

@jenbegakis @loriberenberg we’re ready for our comeback!!

@loriberenberg Omg @TooManyJsPod

Valentine’s Day is actually my 2nd favorite holiday. 💜💕❤️ Here are two pastel bats in love I drew.

baby's first bulls game

i started ordering dirty chais bc i saw a really cool looking girl order one last week. and now, i am the really cool looking girl ordering dirty chais

Babe wake up I just remembered something about my childhood let’s see if it’s funny or traumatic

🎉 It's pub day for ENDPAPERS! Huge gratitude to everyone who's bought, read, reviewed & championed it! I'm so excited to share it with you. Writing & publishing a book takes a whole community of dedicated, talented people. I'd like to thank some of them here too 🧵

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