Toon Talk

sorry to disturb your scrolling, kindly asking for retweets because my moms life depends on it.

@ArtetaEra Fewest seasons to win the title after promotion

What makes Leicester winning a title a record?

Please help keep my only parent i have left alive.

Premier League U15 International Tournament Champions 🏆 Our young mags triumphed today in a competition featuring Juventus, Borussia Dortmund and Paris Saint-Germain. The lads beat Chelsea in the semi-final and then Manchester City in the final to take the trophy home 💪

My mom is officially one year cancer free as of today if anyone cares 😁

Just 1 more point needed out of our 4 remaining games to mathematically guarantee a play-off spot

@mykoadey @FootyHumour The just sucks mate

@FootyHumour Cristiano OLDnaldo

One of the funniest comment sections I’ve ever seen 😂🤣🤣

@Tshewang2403 Happy late birthday mate

Just celebrated my birthday as a Geordie . #wedontdoquite #Nufc #toonarmy

@MagpieMediaX He’s worse than gyokeres and I really don’t rate him

Such a shame that Samu shattered his ACL last month. Convinced he’d have been the striker #NUFC would have looked to target this summer. Quick with elite work rate, lethal in front of goal. Fits us like a glove. The striker signing will have to be a slightly left field one imo.

@Mustybullet Aye just after recovering from the mumps he puts himself in coma trying a VR overhead kick

@SamBrysonMan @NUFCMurph x.com/markgoldbridge…

@NUFCMurph 🤦‍♂️ you really need to get a life

If this is real he’s an absolute prat. So much for all the fans that supported you. Literally going rogue and sinking his value to get a move

@head_shoulders2 @NUFCMurph x.com/markgoldbridge…

@NUFCMurph Why do we have so many snowflakes as fans?

@offitman @NUFCMurph x.com/markgoldbridge…

@NUFCMurph His childhood friend Tochi Chukwuani plays for Rangers. You constantly spew negativity and have full blown conniptions online for everyone to see, week in week out. You're clearly not enjoying being a Newcastle fan so why not do yourself and everyone else a favour and leave?

@ManchesterToon @NUFCMurph He’s referencing this

@NUFCMurph You really think his value will sink because he's wearing his mate's shirt? Can't see that coming up in negotiations

@cread1984 @NUFCMurph He’s referencing this

@NUFCMurph I wear a Barcelona top all the time - and they just hammered us - so can’t really see the issue - plus I think he’d set his highs higher and join a better league

@MagpieMediaX Our fan base is daft some times. I’d understand it if he was wearing an Liverpool shirt with osula 18 on the back but it fucking rangers

His best pal plays for them man, get a grip

Sebastian Hoeneß is the man Newcastle needs right now Magpies, It’s time for a new chapter at Newcastle, and Sebastian Hoeneß is the perfect fit to take us higher. What he’s done at Stuttgart is incredible: Bundesliga runners-up in 2023/24 (Champions League qualification, best finish in years), then DFB-Pokal winners in 2024/25 (their first major trophy in nearly 20 years). His teams play attractive, high-possession football (often 56%+), with sharp pressing, quick transitions, and exciting attacking play – exactly the style we want at St James’. He already knows our star signing Nick Woltemade better than anyone. Woltemade played under Hoeneß at Stuttgart, where he thrived as a key forward, scoring and linking play to help secure those huge successes (including the Pokal run). Hoeneß unlocked his best – he can do it again here and make him world-class. Hoeneß is tactically flexible, rotating between: • 4-4-2 • 3-4-2-1 • 4-2-3-1 Check these lineups I’ve mocked up with our squad in each formation Hoeneß to Newcastle – let’s make it happen! Thoughts? Who else would you want? Drop below! #NUFC #HoeneßToNewcastle #Woltemade

@liammartin14 @CM1888N @The_Forty_Four Ours is literally a fan funded group.

@CM1888N @The_Forty_Four To forced and choreographed Liverpool and been doing for and we (Liverpool) got slagged for it so called kopite behaviour now everyone’s at 🤦

WOW THAT IS SOME DISPLAY FROM NEWCASTLE UNITED🤩🤩🤩

Whoever is found to be the culprit of the racist language used yesterday should be found out, banned from St James' Park and dealt with by the Police. Just as in recent examples where our players including Bruno Guimarães, Joe Willock and Joelinton have been racially abused, what happened yesterday to Sunderland's Lutsharel Geertruida is totally disgusting and unacceptable. If you know anything about what happened report it. No one should ever be subjected to racial abuse. #SayNoToRacism #NUFC #NUFCFans #Newcastle