Tortoise Parody

Anyone who remotely follows politics is super invested in the West Bengal election results. The mood is like what it was before the results of 2014, 2019, and 2024 Lok Sabha results, and everyone wants the same party to win. A pandemic of anxiousness. A wretched weekend ahead.

🚨 𝐌𝐚𝐧 𝐇𝐨𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐎𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐭

If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same.

Serious Accusations have been labelled against a Serving Major General of the Pakistan Army Major General Shamraiz Khan Tanoli who is on Deputation to Pakistan Rangers currently serving as DG Rangers Sindh. He forcefully made Sexual Relationship with a 19 Year old Girl named Hira and his Fellow Officers raped her as well. Hira a 19 Year old Girl a newly Wedded Wife of a Junior Officer of Pakistan Army. Post a Month after the Wedding her Husband an Officer of Pakistan Army told Hira that she has to undergo a Mandatory Course that all newly married Army Wives have to undergo basically a fake “Course” and this girl was sent to Karachi. In Karachi she was Raped repeatedly for 7 days by DG Rangers Sindh Major General Shamraiz Khan Tanoli and several other Officers. The 19 Year old Girl was shocked to know that her Husband an Officer of the Pakistan Army was Complicit in this entire planning and had given his Consent to his seniors to Rape her.

Congratulations to Congress & Rahul Gandhi Pakistanis are using Congress Prez Kharge’s clip to frame Pahalgam attack as a RAW inside job & give a clean chit to terrorists & Pakistan From framing Hindus for 26/11 to helping Pakistanis frame RAW for Pahalgam Congress never changed

New York officials return more than 650 antiquities valued at $14m to India A certain Vadra family allegedly use to sell our ancient artefacts to foreign countries

Christians from Benaulim, Goa, are asking to ban Sanatan and Sanatani through out the Goa. Demanding a ban on "Sanatan" in the very land reclaimed from the sea by Bhagwan Parashuram? For centuries, Goan Hindus endured the brutality of the Inquisition and forced conversions. Yet, the "interloper" label is being weaponized against the indigenous faith of the soil. This isn't just about Benaulim, it’s a systematic attempt to erase the pre-colonial Hindu identity of Goa. The government must stop playing the dangerous game of appeasement politics. Protecting Hindu rights isn't optional, it’s a debt to history. Goa is, and will always be, the land of Sanatan.

Why not ?

Shameful! Axis My India's Pradeep Gupta says his survey team members were arrested by Mamata police for doing simple survey. Employee spent 21 days in Jail. Later High Court gave relief. Rajdeep listened to it quietly. Didn't speak a word against Mamata. Had it been BJP Ruled State, Rajdeep would've done several debates/shows and also interview of that person.

The amount of private messages I get in support of my new book Blasphemy that end with "sorry but I cannot endorse it publicly" is hilarious. Why are people so scared of speech laws in India? My hunch is most of them actually like draconian speech laws but are reluctant to admit it privately to me thinking I will call them authoritarian.

I repeat - please flush the toilet before sitting on the pot. This snake just came out of the sewer line of my house. Can you tell what snake it is?