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Jimmy Fallon says he "can't understand" how Greg Gutfeld gets twice his ratings in the same time slot. "This is the Tonight Show," said Fallon, "It seems a little odd that more people watch something on Fox News." Gutfeld's answer was simple and to the point: "You're not funny, Jimmy. Your jokes are outdated and your guests are leftist quacks." That pretty much sums it up. There's a reason Gutfeld is number one. Follow @17QStorm

Stephen Colbert in 2022: I'll happily pay $15 a gallon for gas because I drive a Tesla and don't care! Colbert in 2026: Oil prices are out of control! This is outrageous! Donald Trump is a moron! That’s the definition of a hypocrite.

Restore Britain is not going to beg for votes. If you agree with what we're saying, great. You now have a genuine alternative. If not? Fine, your choice. We are giving the British people a route out - an option. One last option. That is all.

🇰🇵 Call Kim Jong Un a “fat, ugly pig” to prove that you are not from North Korea During a job interview at a U.S. IT company, a candidate was asked to call Kim Jong Un a “fat, ugly pig” to prove he wasn’t from North Korea. The candidate decided life was more important and walked out. North Korean workers sometimes join U.S. companies remotely, then steal sensitive data or leave security vulnerabilities in the code.

If Trump is going to spend huge amounts of political capital on something ugly and difficult but necessary, it should be mass deportations of every single illegal alien regardless of age or criminal record, and defying every judge who tries to stop him. That is the kind of war, the kind of risky move with potentially disastrous political ramifications (but maybe not), that I would get behind every step of the way and so would millions of ordinary Americans. It’s an extreme measure that must be done and if Trump doesn’t do it, it’s likely that no one ever will.

I couldn’t care less what Kanye West says or does. If Brits want to part with their money to watch him shout into a microphone, let them. He’s a nutcase. But it should be up to those people who purchased a ticket if they attend his events. Not Starmer. Banning him is too far.

Bruce Pardy, law prof from Queen's, says most people don't realize that courts are making political decisions disguised as judicial ones all the time.

Gavin Newsom: I euthanized my mom and had an affair with my best friend’s wife. I despair of finding a woman who can match my history of familial homicide and extreme sexual impropriety Matchmaker: you’re not gonna believe this

Gavin Newsom's wife is awesome. She's the perfect feminist. Not only because she's constantly out babbling about how men are evil. Also because her husband is trying to achieve something great (becoming president) and she is determined to put herself at the center of the story and absolutely destroy his dream in the process. If Newsom's presidential ambitions are dashed, his wife will be the main reason. It's great. A very instructive cautionary tale for young men. Never marry a feminist. She will ruin your life. Guaranteed.

She boinked Harvey Weinstein and killed her sister. Hardly First Lady material.

TL;DR 10% of boy who want their cock & balls cut off are suicidal, but afterwards 60% are. 21% of girls who want a piece of their colon made into a smelly cock are suicidal, but after the operation 55% are. Gosh who knew?

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Hungary tells the European Union to go f*ck themselves. Look at this massive crowd “Hungary is NOT your client state” The EU is collapsing 🔥

Maya Gebala update (Tumbler Ridge) How Beautiful Is She! Today, Maya pulled out her NG Tube accidentally. This was the first time we got to experience her beauty without all the tubes. It’s something you can’t quite explain. So Angelic. And a moment frozen in time that brings you back to before all this happened. We love you girl. You got thisssss 💙

You can’t make this shit up.

BREAKING: Squeaky is in TROUBLE Conservative Ethics Critic Michael Barrett says he’s written to the Ethics Commissioner, to INVESTIGATE François‑Philippe Champagne’s He CLAIMED recusal and ethics screen REGARDING Altos Yet it has not been published

Back dating govt documents is a serious federal crime. When will the RCMP start investigating?

🚨holy shit.. the CIA just used a tool called "Ghost Murmur" to find an American pilot hiding in a mountain crevice in Iran.. by detecting his heartbeat.. not his phone.. not a tracker.. not a radio signal.. his heartbeat.. Lockheed Martin's Skunk Works built it.. the same classified division that built the SR-71 Blackbird.. the stealth bomber.. the U-2 spy plane.. every secret aircraft America has ever denied existed until they didn't.. it uses quantum magnetometry to pick up the electromagnetic pulse your heart makes every time it beats.. then AI filters out everything else.. the pilot.. callsign "Dude 44 Bravo" was wounded.. alone for two days.. hiding in a crack in a mountain.. while Iranian forces searched for him on foot.. and America found him from the sky.. by listening to his chest.. here's the part that should rewrite everything you think about privacy and power.. this was Ghost Murmur's FIRST operational use.. meaning it's been sitting in a vault.. tested.. ready.. waiting for a moment important enough to reveal it.. they didn't show you this to impress you.. they showed you this because the next person they use it on won't be a rescue

SHOCKING: IRELAND JUST ERUPTED INTO FULL CIVIL WAR Patriots seize Dublin and major cities…vowing to SHUT DOWN the entire economy until the Treasonous Government FOLDS. The Irish are DONE being replaced and robbed. It’s OVER for the EU Tyrannical LIARS

He should’ve just said he was coming to rape white women in London. They’d have given him a visa.

This week, we will be in Court on a challenge brought by several First Nations in relation to the independence petition. Our position is straightforward: the matter is non-justiciable, premature, and fundamentally political, not legal. It is not a matter for the Court and should be dismissed outright. It is unfortunate that emotion and misinformation have become part of this campaign, which has caused division and confusion. At this stage of the process, a private Albertan has collected signatures from fellow citizens and has already communicated that outcome to elected representatives. Did anything life-shattering or legally consequential occur? No. So we already know the answer to this week of court challenges: nothing changes legally, because nothing has happened beyond citizens communicating with each other and with their elected officials. This is civic engagement. It is a core feature of a functioning democracy and it should be encouraged, not discouraged and obstructed. Importantly, no one requires permission to speak with fellow citizens or to convey collective views to elected officials. Mr. Mitch Sylvestre chose to use the framework set out in the Citizen Initiative Act, legislation designed to structure and facilitate precisely this kind of participation, with oversight by Elections Alberta. Because that statutory framework exists, it opens the door to legal challenges directed at both the legislation and the actions of Elections Alberta. That is how we arrived here. But at its core, this case reflects something much broader: organized interests seeking to challenge administrative decisions that are intended to enable citizen participation, not restrict it. And when lawful civic engagement is met with attempts to control or suppress it, the result should not be surprising. The more participation is constrained, the more people will push back and seek other avenues to be heard. So we must ask ourselves: Do we want a system that encourages citizens to engage or one that discourages them from participating? And if participation is discouraged, who actually benefits?