Trillian Spencer 🐳

If you're looking for me somewhere else, it's probably going to be @ totallytrillian there too ✌️

@FwipsArt There probably is a limit but if the seizure isn't logged at a hospital, then they probably wouldn't have their license pulled/suspended.

And idk anything much about the condition but I do know they gotta limit SOME things due to risk posed to others that are fully NOT your fault but are your responsibility to reduce harm, and like it just sounds so shitty, but that had rlly stuck with me even 10 years later

When I was a dog groomer I had a client bring their dog in hella late and when I asked her if she was okay due to the massive black eye and facial bruising, she laughed and said that yes, she was fine, she 'just has epilepsy and will sometimes have seizures while driving'

@shhitsasecretsh He started in stand-up and had mostly comedic roles for a decade before Eternals. Fun fact: both he and Iannucci have screenplay related Oscar nominations.

@iiofspain I didn't even know he was a comedian is he funny or just famous

six months since i found out who the cast for s21 was and i still can't wrap my head around the fact they pulled KUMAIL FUCKING NANJIANI #taskmaster

@SapphireStare I'm sorry for your kitty, that's such a hurtful thing to do.

@SapphireStare Friends ex picked up their dog for what was supposed to be a weekend, blocked his number, & never returned said dog. She was out of this dogs life for almost a year and constantly bailed on looking after him, and now she thinks she's good on 100% care? Sweet dog, hope he's okay.

imagine losing custody of your 95k follower dachshund influencer dogs

@AlexMoonves @tylerhmead It's giving petulant child that's trying to pull their mom out of her quick catch up with a friend she ran into at the grocery store.

@tylerhmead there’s others who say this because they don’t want to interact at all

The people who whine about small talk want an open invite to drone on and on about themselves for an entire conversation without asking a single question

@Blankets_Rsoft @bitchinburner @PatCrave I think a lot of people forget that a good portion of Millenials would have taken out their loans earlier than 2008. Things were looking good when the world was telling a bunch of 18 year olds that some debt wouldn't be so bad. Any other loan for a teen would never be approved.

@bitchinburner @PatCrave Oh look another if they didn’t want to pay it they shouldn’t take it out. 🥴 Y’all hate to admit that it is predatory to expect people to pay back more than triple their potential income just so loan companies can stay rich off of borrowers

Patrick Ball gets emotional when talking about paying off his student loans after three months of working on ‘The Pitt’ in new interview with Cultured Magazine: “ I paid off my student loans like three months into The Pitt, and that was a really profound moment ‘cause I thought I was gonna die with it. It’s a huge burden to carry, and a lot of people carry it. I was $80,000 in debt and I had been through a series of failed relationships where my financial insecurity was a real problem. I had just thought that was going to be my life forever, and that is a really heavy thing to live with. Paying off those student loans and getting back to zero, I remember being like, Man, if this show works, great. If it doesn’t work, they can’t take that away from me. I am out of debt. No take-backsies on that.”

AI generated bullshit in home listings needs to be outlawed because what the fuck am I looking at here? A biblically accurate apartment??

@mapledonut @sighyam Good news is you can easily DIY with double sided tape. You could even reuse the zipper bag end if you leave enough bag room and just cut off the end with each stickered use.

@sighyam I don't have a disability but I would love this. I hate having to fold over the top of the bags and clipping them with clips that always seem to go missing. This is convenient whether you are disabled or not.

Ok I’ve been on the internet long enough… is there a disability I don’t know about that needs this before I suggest just using rubber bands

@wtflanksteak On top of the PSAs, smoking being banned from inside and within 25 feet of doors (in my state at least) really depleted its holding as a social activity.

A lot of us (not all!) stopped smoking or never smoked. The PSAs got through.

I fear the kingdom may be cooked, m’lord

@rudykokos x.com/i/status/20397…

@LinkedInLunat1c Only i 'Murica you get rationed sick days. Im too europoor for that. I know people that were on paid sick leave (first month paid by employer, rest by national insurace) for 9 months. Accidents happen.

This equals to roughly just over 1~ sick day a month…and only half the amount that they state their workers are entitled to.

@redrum_panda The ad for that game featured young guys putting pillows over their laps 🙃

I remember going to my older brothers house as a little kid and he had an Xbox but it only had sports games and there was this volleyball game that had a like a billion outfits and accessories and I’d just play that and I recently learned that that game was a gooner game

Obsessed with this cowboy oyster holding a martini on this menu 🥹🥲

oh you don't like The B-52s? keep that shit to yourself that's high key embarrassing

first fanart of The Pitt kinda nervous

@egorturnip He's 32, to him Old Gregg was just a weird youtube video skit. He never knew there was a show. Later on I put on the DVD and oops forgot there was blackface.

@TotallyTrillian Wait, how old is Stef? I don’t understand how you can watch The Mighty Boosh and not know that Noel Fielding is in The Mighty Boosh 😭 He’s kind of hard to miss

Never get between an elder millennial and their favorite unfunny alt-comedy sketch show.

the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

@homoerectious I used to work at a B&B that had a no under 12s rule (different set of safety standards would have to be met otherwise) and we had to turn away several parents with infants because I guess <1 didn't count to them?

@TotallyTrillian @FluffedIron1209 People were literally saying that last time this discourse went around. "EVERYONE knows newborns are exempt from that rule"

Angry bride struggles through vows as guest lets baby cry during ‘adults-only’ ceremony trib.al/WYgBoyI

@alyssaleann I live in my grandparents old house and it's packed with art & craft.

I’m often saddened by our societal indifference to beauty and craft But then I go digging and find that all around, there are people keeping the light alive. Whenever we’re ready, beauty is waiting for us