Totte der Schotte

@elhotzo Sprecht Hotzo nach: Einen Twitter-Account haben ist ein gesundes Erwachsenen-Hobby

Zynismus ist over, sich freudlos darüber lustig machen, dass jemand bouldern geht/Rennrad fährt/zuhause Pizza macht/eine Siebträgermaschine hat, ist tausendmal peinlicher als selbst das peinlichste Hobby

@VoteLewko What are they saying in the end? 😂

The Jewish sense of humour in hard times is legendary. This message to the Iranian Regime is hilarious. Please don't bomb this specific place.

@kilrau @Cryptomus @USDT0_to @arbitrum Paid a Turkish girl in Thailand 35 USDC through Boltz and saved myself an ATM trip 😻

Just paid a @Cryptomus invoice with Lightning ⚡️ Cryptomus Pay doesn't support Lightning, but it *does* support a wide range of @USDT0_to networks. I went with @arbitrum. Swap was <5s. @Cryptomus get in touch if you are interested in adding Lightning without operating a node.

@nadanada_me I like the new name!

📢 LNVPN is now nadanada.me. Same services. Same privacy. Same team. New name, because we're more than a VPN now. "Nada nada" = Spanish for "nothing at all." That's what we know about you. 🤷 ⚡ Lightning still gets 5% off and always will.

@LightningNewsX I like the new name!

JUST IN: Lightning-first private VPN and E-SIM service LNVPN rebrands as nada nada ⚡️👀 > What Stays the Same? Everything > Anonymous eSIM in 200+ countries > Same infrastructure, same team, same pricing > Payment methods remain unchanged > Bitcoin Lightning gets you 5% off

@uxerik_ What tools do you use most?

@bringinxyz @__Bra1nd3ad__ Why make it so expensive? Do you not want volume?

@__Bra1nd3ad__ We charge 1% transaction fee + Additionally, you may incur in a small spread, max. 0.5%

Give your bank a Lightning address.⚡ With Bringin Connect, every EUR bank account you already use gets its own Lightning address. yourname_revolut@bringin.xyz → Revolut satoshi_n26@bringin.xyz → N26 Sats in, euros out — directly in your bank account. Here’s how 👇

@jessbow77 I think you are a retarded scammer

@Totte601697 I think your answer is on Don Alt's telegram channel "CallsByDonAlt" if you are looking for proper trading assistance and free signals

So just another war in the middle east started for shits and giggles Fuck everyone that is/was involved in this I wish for freedom for the Iranian people but it' pretty clear that that's not the goal either

@injective I hear you are not paying your white hats properly

🚨 The March $INJ Community BuyBack filled in record time last week Didn't get a chance to join? Today. 12pm ET. Be there.

@secondhq Sir this is a McDonald's

We've integrated Lightning natively across the Bark protocol, wallet, and server. We're as much a Lightning startup as we are an Ark startup.

@romainlnm So do you consider this to fit or not

Claude said it would fit

@geyserfund 😠

📥 Just in: 148k sats just landed to expand Bible translation and literacy across Vanuatu’s local languages. 📖⚡

@callebtc Bitcoin price

tell me something you predicted wrong

@unbankworld Ok enough, unfollowed

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@Daractenus @TomasPain5 He isnt even sure how to spell his own name, ignore

@TomasPain5 Yeah, one of the 27 EU member states. To be even more precise, I'm from Transylvania, one of the three main historical regions of Romania. Is there a specific point you're trying to make or just generally shocked someone from Europe made a list about food banned in Europe?

In an attempt to possibly explain why 77 million Americans voted for this man, while simultaneously explaining just why it is that Europeans live substantially longer, I’m absolutely delighted to introduce the revised list of US food that you cannot legally sell in Europe!🧵

@unbankworld Ok I will bite, how do you make money?

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@moneyordebt Im gonna fax a strategic reserve bill to acquire 50 million Bitcoin to the German parliament right now @bitcoinfax #nothingburger

There are roughly 200 countries in the world. There are 21 counties with $1 trillion or higher in GDP. Brazil’s a little over $2 trillion less than twice Bitcoin’s market cap. Even the 21 can’t all get to 1 million.

@Kasparov63 Is there video of that Rotterdam game?

RIP to the great Dutch Grandmaster Jan Timman. He was the leader of the new Western generation after Fischer. Unlike many, he was a serious analyst and researcher who loved every aspect of the game, including compositions. He was at his powerful peak through the 1980s to 1993, when he lost matches to his peer Karpov and Nigel Short of the new generation. We dueled many times, including his victory in my "heaviest" game ever, where our moves were mirrored by machines moving huge shipping containers as pieces in Rotterdam! We also argued many times, as he also cared deeply about the future of our beloved game. He was my first opponent after I became world champion in 1985, pictured here in Hilversum, NED, before game 5 of our match on Dec 20, I believe.

@tierotiero We will never get anywhere if we don't ever figure out how to hold Bitcoin hedged to fiat value. I wish @get10101 stayed with that instead of trying to be another casino

Introducing 🦞Claw Cash Humans pay agents in USDC or USDT, the agent converts to Bitcoin, the only money an LLM can cryptographically verify. One CLI for BTC, Lightning, Arkade, and stablecoins. npx clw-cash init