Wymondham Touch

This…cannot…be…real… if it is, thank you greedy, tacky merchants for allowing everyone to instantly spot awful people.

I speak like people do where I grew up. I want people from backgrounds like mine who’ve been told to “know your place” to know that public life is their place too. I spoke to @ObserverUK about pragmatic socialism, solving problems - and shoes. 👠👠 theguardian.com/politics/2023/…

Soames on Mogg, now we know the full list of nanny Gruntfuttock’s duties: "He is an absolute fraud, he is a living example of what a moderately cut double-breasted suit and a decent tie can do with an ultra-posh voice and a bit of ginger stuck up his arse” theguardian.com/politics/2019/…

GB News is a sixth form common room, and it's great when a grown-up swings by.

Queen of the Scroungers Dorries - not voted for a yr, doing a book on Johnson & working at TalkTV. Drawing full MP salary & exp, from which she has paid her daughters £80pa in the past. She's about to get £22K recess payment despite saying she resigned with immediate effect.

I want to marry Dr David Lloyd.

This is absolutely on fire by @maitlis on Boris Johnson’s culture of lying - and Guto Harri’s blithe willingness to be part of it. 🔥

12 years ago today, Benjamin Robinson played rugby for his school and lost his life. He was 14. Ben’s memory, and the strength and quiet dignity of his parents is a huge driving force behind what we do. No ifs, no buts. “If in doubt, sit them out.” ➡️bit.ly/3Y7doE8

And we fund these creepy clowns.

My oh my oh my... please take the time to watch this....

Exclusive: Downing Street staff shown joking in leaked recording about Christmas party they later denied itv.com/news/2021-12-0…

Sublime.

@TimMcKenna5 New job in Lidl, buddy?

Just chilling in my hotel room. Yes, it is hard to believe that I'm single! 😂

Repping my favourite supermarket in new sneaks. Hard to put into words how happy I am with these!

Another approach to leadership... wonder if it’ll catch on.

The good old days 😳 Richard Kinsey asking politely to release the ball whilst Hoppers telling him to hurry up 🤣🤣! ⁦@WaspsRugby⁩ ⁦@WaspsLegends⁩ ⁦@theRPA⁩

Yes, the EU Commission dropped a massive clanger with their heavy-handed approach to vaccines in Ireland. Know what else they did? Owned their mistake. They put their hands up, apologised, and fixed it. Be nice to have some of that decisive leadership from our own Government.

Disappointing they went with this headline rather than: "NOW IS THE SUMMER OF THIS-C***'S-TENT"

We are proud to serve this vibrant and diverse city #WeAreLeicester #TogetherInHope

@BawburghKingsHd Done. ✅

Please cast your vote || Anton, our fantastic boss & landlord has been shortlisted for 'Best Publican' at The Pub Awards. We’d love your support to help Anton try & win the title - so please spare 1 minute & vote for him if you can: ow.ly/KEf950xRs6a Thank you! 👍