Tracy Beckerman

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Tracy Beckerman

Tracy Beckerman

@TracyBeckerman

Syndicated humor columnist, Author, "Lost in Suburbia: A Momoir." Mom to humans & dog. Will write for peanut butter cups. "Barking at the Moon" available now!

New York City Katılım Kasım 2009
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Steve Nelson
Steve Nelson@langcatsteve·
Daughter (8) came home from art class tonight having painted this. Am I looking at this through biased eyes or is this outrageously good for an eight year old?
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Tracy Beckerman@TracyBeckerman·
My review of #Covid: Thought I was purchasing a mild cold, but I ended up with this nasty product instead. On the upside, you do get a lot of misery for the money, but the body aches, chills and congestion suck. No refunds and dissatisfaction is guaranteed. 0 out of 5 stars.
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The Real Rodney Lacroix
The Real Rodney Lacroix@RealRodLacroix·
Hey guys I just made this gingerbread man that looks like he was in a car accident.
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Tracy Beckerman@TracyBeckerman·
@XplodingUnicorn Kinda like husbands who have "I don't see the garbage that needs to go out" blindness, and "Have you seen my shoes" disease.
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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn
James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn·
My wife is losing her mind because a kid walked past dirty laundry on the floor three times after we asked her to pick it up. The kid insists she never saw it. The sad part is I believe her. She has dirty laundry blindness.
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