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Lowest FTA differential in the playoffs: 1) Minnesota Timberwolves - -54 2) Phoenix Suns - -20 3) Houston Rockets - -11 4) Portland Trail Blazers - -11 5) Toronto Raptors - -5

Why wouldn't the 12th guy on the bench just give a cheap shot to Wemby now? This is the precedent your setting

Kill me

If this mf slo mo plays a single minute in the playoffs Chris Finch gonna have to be gone

@driphurts Doesn’t even matter bc you had “Purdue Elite 8” on the slip 😭✌️

Half court shot takes me out

This is the worst day of my life

@Ravers @whatsontapnba Not ridiculous to say that

1. Build him a statue 2. Start a shrine 3. Frame Giannis + Jaden jerseys 4. Write him a thank-you letter 5. Make a hype video 6. Design a “Connelly is a wizard” poster 7. Buy season tickets (I’m european) 8. Bring a “Thank You Tim” sign to Target Center 9. Write a poem about the trade 10. Start “Connelly Day” as a fake holiday 11. Get a custom TC the GOAT shirt 12. Rename my Wi-Fi “InConnellyWeTrust” 13. Donate $34 + $3 to MN youth hoops in his honor 14. Make a meme account for him 15. Bake a Giannis dunk cake 16. Commission fan art of him as a sorcerer 17. Make a bobblehead 18. Frame the trade details 19. Create a “Connelly Cooked” playlist 20. Host a Wolves watch party in his name 21. Name a pet Connelly 22. Get a “TC 🐐” tattoo 23. Rename my fantasy team 24. Write fan fiction (Not PG) 25. Start every toast with “To Tim Connelly” 26. Make a fake movie poster: The Connelly Heist 27. Chalk a mural 28. Write “Thank You Tim” in the snow 29. Build him in Minecraft 30. Recreate the trade in NBA 2K 31. Make a fake 2K cover 32. Create a Connelly trading card 33. Design an award for him 34. Start a Connelly trivia night 35. Write a rap about the trade 36. Learn to pronounce Antetokounmpo perfectly 37. Frame Giannis’ first Wolves box score 38. Email Wolves PR praising him 39. Make a PowerPoint titled “Why TC Is Him” 40. Start a gratitude jar 41. Rename my car “Tim Connelly” 42. Change my ringtone to Wolves hype music 43. Make a desktop wallpaper of TC + Giannis + Jaden 44. Write a blog post about the move 45. Create a mockumentary 46. Make a Connelly starter pack meme 47. Frame the trade tweet 48. Make a children’s book version 49. Write a short story about the trade 50. Start every convo with “Remember when Tim…” 51. Bring a “Protect Jaden” sign forever 52. Change my last name to Connely 53. Learn Connelly’s career history 54. Make a Connelly timeline 55. Create a trade tree infographic 56. Start a podcast episode on it 57. Make a Connelly crossword 58. Write him into my will emotionally 59. Buy a vintage Wolves jersey 60. Create a fake campaign poster: Connelly 2028 61. Make a Connelly bobble-GIF 62. Host a Connelly-themed party 63. Send him local MN snacks 64. Write him a handwritten card yearly 65. Make a Lego Target Center 66. Design a hype chant for the arena 67. Create a Connelly calendar 68. Make a slideshow: Before & After Tim 69. Commission a parody song 70. Build a Connelly dashboard 71. Start a Reddit thread praising him 72. Make a comic strip of the trade 73. Buy Wolves gear for a new fan 74. Frame a Jaden lockdown highlight 75. Create a Connelly shrine 2.0 76. Do 34 pushups per Giannis dunk 77. Make a chalk sign for every game 78. Write his name in sand at the beach 79. Create a Connelly trophy 80. Design a fake medal for him 81. Make a Connelly coin 82. Start a Connelly fan zine 83. Build a Connelly scrapbook 84. Start a time capsule 85. Make a Connelly trivia deck 86. Write a limerick about him 87. Write a haiku about the trade 88. Create a fake ESPN headline 89. Make a Connelly ringtone 90. Name my group chat “TC Masterclass” 91. Create a Connelly patch 92. Design a Connelly pin 93. Make a Connelly sticker pack 94. Get a Connelly mug 95. Make a Connelly flag 96. Design a Connelly scarf 97. Build a Connelly hype counter 98. Start a Connelly quote wall 99. Make a Connelly altar 100. Say “Thank you Tim Connelly” after everytime I have sex

Comment things you would do for Tim Connelly if they landed Giannis without trading Jaden McDaniels

@Timberwolves @Jmcdaniels7 He’s a Buck by EoD tomorrow unfortunately

he's only in year 6. 🤯

@dbookownsyou Wolves are moving to the east in a couple years anyways

No way Giannis gets added to this demonic conference

@spritery00 @Haki987 @spainpnr Didn’t know Nico Harrison was the Nets GM

@Haki987 @spainpnr Nah

Giannis in Minnesota scares the fuck outta me im not gonna lie

@GregStakz @TGierisch @BucksShowYo Wolves are moving to the east when Seattle and Vegas get teams dw

@TGierisch @BucksShowYo Would be a great duo but west is stacked af

Timberwolves freed up cap space…

@BobbyMlRE It’s ok the Wolves are moving to the east after the Seattle and Vegas expansion so Giannis won’t be there long

I wonder if NBA teams know that quality players are actually allowed to get traded to the Eastern conference

How ironic😭 The NFL posted this before the season btw

The amount of ppl that don’t understand what a catch is in the rule book flabbergasts me. And it’s not the officials. The two plays yesterday were not difficult calls, and they got them both right.

@42Cyc Byron Murphy might be CB 4 on this Seahawks team dawg they’re stacked 🫩

This narrative is so lazy man. Seattle has a far better roster, and is better coached. This team is infinitely better than the Vikings roster, Darnold doesn't change that. Darnold is doing exactly what he is supposed to, but acting like he's playing at an MVP level is ignorant.

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@NFL_Convo Josh Dobbs played with Jefferson for 1 quarter and he LITERALLY NOT FIGURATIVELY sent him to the hospital in 3 pass attempts what on God's green Earth are you talking about

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My 2 Touchdowns Should Have Counted 3 Years Ago.. 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

@coolwolvesfan This video 😭✌️

Nigga when was the last time a Vikings running back did this