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@TMsalutesyou @ProudSocialist This can’t be real. No one is this stupid

@ProudSocialist Relax libs

BREAKING: White House just declared a press “lid”, meaning Donald Trump is not expected to appear publicly for the rest of the day and there are reports circulating that he is at Walter Reed medical center. Praying for the best possible outcome!

@nut_history Safe

Safe or out

@Mr_Husky1 Who makes this shit up?

I’ve been a cop for 15 years. I pulled a guy over last night. He was doing 85 in a 55. Weaving. I walked up to the window ready to write a reckless driving ticket. Maybe even take him in. When he rolled down the window, he wasn't drunk. He was shaking. "My daughter," he gasped. "She's at Children's Hospital. The chemo isn't working. They called... they said I need to hurry." I looked at his eyes. You can’t fake that kind of terror. I folded my ticket book. "Follow me," I said. I got back in my cruiser, flipped on the lights and sirens, and I escorted him the 20 miles to the hospital. I cleared every intersection for him. We made a 30-minute trip in 15. He ran inside without looking back. I waited in the parking lot for an hour. Just in case. He came out later, saw me, and walked over. He looked hollowed out. "Did I make it?" I asked. "Yeah," he whispered. "I got to hold her hand while she went. You got me there." He tried to shake my hand, but he collapsed into my arms instead. Sometimes, to serve and protect means breaking the speed limit. Anonymous

@kingpats101 @AdamSchefter Are you really this dumb

@AdamSchefter Thank god . Regardless if you love him or hate him or think he shouldn’t worry about this and focus on other things ……… this is a good thing let’s just take the W

President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday designed to limit how long athletes can play college sports and how often they can transfer between schools. More via ESPN’s Dan Murphy: espn.com/college-sports…

@JeremyWGR Not today. I’m riding with Dahlin over both Tkachuk brothers

@JeremyWGR Matthew - yes. Brady - No

Our Paul Hamilton today dropped this one on us.... he'd trade Dahlin for Brady Tkachuk, straight up. Would you?

@darren_stallcup There’s the dumbest statement on tik tok this week

Gasoline can go to $100 a gallon. Still better than Kamala being President 💯

@TOSportsAdam They’ve been dogshit. No one cares about the regular season

10 years straight of playoffs. Hate them or love them, everyone can agree the Leafs have been the most successful franchise in the last decade.

@Able_Danger1 @RichardHaass @Mpolymer He also could have said he was Jesus Christ and you morons would eat it up

@RichardHaass @Mpolymer You’re a democrat…he could’ve said Jesus Christ was back and you would have said it was actually the devil!

Totally mystifying why Trump asked for 20 minutes in prime time on the first night of Passover to deliver a nothingburger of a speech that changed not a thing. Makes no sense.

@GammieJabbers @Scavino47 @DanScavino @WhiteHouse @POTUS Trump really did a number on the dumbest and most gullible people in this country

@Scavino47 @DanScavino @WhiteHouse God I pray for a hedge of protection around our @POTUS ! He is fighting evil, what we all know and not told/know. May the Holy Spirit continue to guide him, NOT “Man/Woman” In Jesus’ Holy Name! 🙌🏼 I pray 🙏🏼❤️✝️

Happening Now! Behind the scenes at the @WhiteHouse as President Trump walks out to Address the Nation…

@Crabbclaw @Scavino47 @miguelifornia @WhiteHouse This is embarrassing

@Scavino47 @miguelifornia @WhiteHouse What a leader, I would walk through fire with him.

@OrdainedInfidel @YourAnonCentral Can you get your head any farther up his ass

@YourAnonCentral The leader of the free world, everyone else can fuck off

Whatever Trump said during this speech, I’m sure sounded much better in his head. This was the most pathetic address to a nation in US… no... world history. What the fuck was that?

@BiffHooper10 @pinkflyd7 @TheRickWilson You really are a fucking moron

@pinkflyd7 @TheRickWilson Yes, I do

He’s utterly awful tonight. Weak. Impotent. Dying in front of us, metaphorically and literally.

@BiffHooper10 @TheRickWilson Trump?

@TheRickWilson He’d literally kick your sad pathetic ass in less than 2 minutes.

@TexLady2 @Acosta FFS, you’re a fucking moron. Get off your knees already

@Acosta You should be thanking President Trump for tackling a threat to Americans (and the world).

This is like listening to Trump reading his bonkers Truth Social posts. One unhinged lie after another.

@bradley_tindall @JulianCastro @ramzpaul Can you get your head any farther up Trump’s ass?

@JulianCastro @ramzpaul He accomplishes more by 8am than you and the rest of Congress does in a week.

Trump had to give the speech of his life to sell this extremely unpopular war. He failed terribly. Slurred his speech, sounded punch drunk, weak and incompetent. Totally unconvincing.

@AmesSarah @JebraFaushay

If you watched Happy Days, you might remember The Fonz doing this dance. And if you don’t remember, allow me to refresh your memory. I wonder if Henry Winkler can still do it or would the old knees give out?

@TGrammie2 Another fucking moron

My house will be paid off in a few years, but I just calculated when my property tax and home insurance and I will still be paying nearly $500 a month for something I’ve already paid for

@JimStarkJD2 @factpostnews @AMCbiggums JFC, you’re a fucking moron

@factpostnews @AMCbiggums Daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, none of that would exist if Iran had been allowed to spray nukes left right and centre. The President has got his priorities right, despite what the TDS Dems and communists have to say. Fuck those people.

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

@WakeUpPatriott What idiot writes this garbage?

🚨BREAKING: Over 95% of the people living in America🇺🇸 are happy with what Trump has archieved since becoming President. Are you one of them? If Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!

@TdotDee23 @coachjblank28 @AdamBeilman Agreed. Why would millionaire pay for a drink?

@coachjblank28 @AdamBeilman No Sabres player should pay for drinks in WNY

When I was an usher for concerts at Darien Lake, Andrew Peters hit me with a “do you know who I am?” assuming he’d be allowed into the VIP area. He only had tickets to the lawn. I sent him back to the lawn.