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@TedUrchin @Nigel_Farage Sorry, whose the fuckwit ?

Right, you Reform voting fuckwits, here’s your leader, @Nigel_Farage trying to appear like an ordinary bloke down the pub with a pint in one hand and a copy of the Sun in the other. Here’s a few facts for you. 1 He is the son of a well known stockbroker. 2 He was a Dulwich schoolboy. 3 He worked in the City for 18 years mostly as a commodities broker. 4 A billionaire has recently given him £5 million, others have donated huge sums too. So, do really think he gives a flying fuck about you or your life? No, of course he doesn’t. In fact, you are little more than excrement under his feet and you are such a thick piece of shit you cannot even see it. He is USING you. I despair.

@David__Osland Thankfully my pubs max price for a pint is £6.20

If a pint of beer now costs a tenner, is £15 an hour minimum wage really such a Big Ask?

@VoteGreenNorth Justification, he just went round and stabbed people. Thats good enough for me and he lucky it was in Britain as other countries he would have been shot

@TrainerBert Good for you. Where is the justification for this in police protocol?

This is very clearly not protocol for restraining someone who has just been tasered and no once can offer an explanation defending this on the lines of police policy.

@SholaMos1 You knobber

Contemptible abuse of police power. Why kick him in the head several times when he’s already tasered & in your control? Should he not be alive to be brought to justice in a court of law for stabbing 2 Jews??!! Disgusting.

@_onlyscott Fulham

@afneil Ouch, someone got owned

You could be right. I sometimes forget who I am myself. Why don’t you poll all 81 of your followers and see if they remember.

@LegacySiu Fulham

Name a football club without letter "E" You can’t

@LegacySiu York City FC

@Norma5387953815 1358

99.9% will fail..!! Tell me the number that is bigger than this..??

@TheBarmyArmy We are on fire

Boxing Day Test predictions? #Ashes

@Keir_Starmer And there I was thinking The Stone Roses where a great band from Manchester

Take That, Joy Division, New Order and now The BRITs. Great to see Manchester’s music legacy continue as they take centre stage and host the BRIT Awards for the very first time.

@JayneInnes Another clown

Isn’t it refreshing to have a government that listens…? Thank you to Chancellor Rachel Reeves for restoring the #winterfuelpayment to 75% of pensioners #Labour #Change 🌹

@KatMerchant14 Did the same 7 years ago Living my best life now

1 week moved out of London and I’m in the local village pub on a wed night playing dominos… Is this the beginning of the end? Or am I living the dream?

@stats_feed But the UK is not a single country

🇬🇧 Often referred to as the UK, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is the longest country name, boasting of 56 characters.

@graceblakeley What is wealth

Tax wealth now Sign the petition: change.org/p/we-need-weal…

@PoppyLegion @mushycrouton As a vet thats not what I want to see on a Poppy

@mushycrouton Hi Sam, we're just checking the settings on what's happened, but rest assured the badge is still available on our Poppy Shop and Amazon: poppyshop.org.uk/products/rbl-p…

@englandcricket Only if they learn to catch

Heartbreak in Dubai 💔 Defeat to West Indies means we exit the World Cup at the group stages. One game doesn’t define us, this group will be back.

@TheBarmyArmy If you cant catch you dont deserve to win

@ArchRose90 Yes, Kemi

BADENOCH 42 JENRICK 41 CLEVERLY 37 Kemi vs Jenrick.