Nicholas Schumacher

@BeardedBlevins 5 gifted you’ll do it

Hear me out. Can I lime scooter from Hollywood to Venice Beach??

The homily of Fr. Dennis Zehren on Saturday, August 30th School Auditorium of the Church of the Annunciation

@CaptainVatican His arch-nemesis, King Krab, the Krab King, King of all crabs, the Crustacean Crusader.

someone out there is about to become shrimp-man

@CaptainVatican Don’t forget his arch-nemesis, The Crab King.

@lukei4655 No that’s Luke Bryan.

Is Morgan Wallen just the dude version of Taylor Swift?

@TitanClumzy One could say your speech is… Clumsy… LOVE YOU BROTHER

Even though ive been on a ton of company streams and videos, im still not a great public speaker and a nervous fella So seeing the hype in titan talk chat or even my own streams is always very surprising and helpful I appreciate yall <3

@thesanityrevolt Shocking, isn’t it?… I’ll see myself out

I electrocuted myself a teensy bit. 👍

@ChrisTDickson Nah, Reddit told me they’re bad and their skins are too expensive and I want everything for free

Some guy just replied to a SMITE 1 short from 18 months ago telling me to try SMITE 2. What do ya'll think? Should we give it a try?

@BackwardsFeet And you’re not saying hi to me…………. Wow

Kansas I am in your walls

@BIackEyeSMITE Titan Talk is unnecessary on the week of updates. At most, shows on Monday and Friday to address bugs and hotfixes. Titan Talk gets extremely repetitive, especially when the same people in chat keep asking for god releases or the same questions they’ve answered multiple times.

Comment your hottest Smite/Smite 2 takes Doesn’t necessarily need to be about the game itself but could be about Twitch/YouTube content, older HiRez projects, the community, etc May use for a YouTube video if I find enough of them interesting and I have things to say

@Weak3n Counter argument: pumpkin bread with chocolate chips

Banana bread with chocolate chips is a top 2 baked good of all time, and it's not 2

Pray for me

@AmandaLovesYouu @HeadShotChick @Minecraft Props to you if you haven’t seen spoilers cuz let’s be real…

@HeadShotChick @Minecraft

CHICKEN JOCKEYYYYY 🎥 🍿

@BackwardsFeet It’s all the “buzz”…

Y'all ever just decide to sing about bees 🐝🐝🐝

@HeadShotChick @LEGO_Group @LEGOFortnite Late night Lego streams about to go crazy

Thank you @LEGO_Group for inviting me to the LEGO Brickade! I had a blast building LEGO, playing games & competing to win some awesome new sets! Here are a few pics from the event & the new Lego sets that I won😍 #LEGOBrickade

@BackwardsFeet @Npompilius1 American Spirit perhaps? Hehehehe

@Npompilius1 This meets the spirit

Everyone drop your marriage prep take that this applies to

@BeardedBlevins Wow, your newborn drew that already? Damn, what talent.

Gosh I love being a dad

@CaptainVatican I liked your last 5 posts/reposts

Dear Mufos, In five bullet points, please explain what you contributed to my timeline in the last week. Failure to be respond will be treated as resignation from my Following list. Yours, Brandon

Hey @TeamYouTube DM ME WTF

@evanpurp The only correct answer

Me to my 2 year old.. Me: “Who do you think is going to win the big game today??” Her: “Jesus?” I love her 🤣