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@antace33 @Notwokenow Crime babies are definitely the worst. The should be in jail!!!

@Notwokenow No, that was decorum 30 years ago wasn’t it don’t attack somebody because of your personal preference. Nobody likes a crime baby or a barking dog.

This is kooky talk. 😳 She clearly has no children and no experience with babies or toddlers. If flying with parents is so awful for her, I suggest SHE find different means of travel. Or WEAR NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES.

@LeyvaCFM_ Hahah! I wish.

me acabo de enterar que cuando las mujeres menstrúan no orinan

@luxemiaa He should put a big box in that seat or something. Problem solved.

My uber driver told me NOT to sit behind me. Me: So where you would like me to sit? Uber: Sit behind the passenger seat. Me: Why, what’s the difference? Uber: I don’t like people sitting directly behind me Me: Ok, but why? (Because now I’m curious and confused) Uber: I don’t like when people are behind me, it makes me uncomfortable Me: Uhhh, ok sir. *looks at him in confusion the whole ride because he chose to do a job where people sit “behind him” 90% of the time*

@lady_valor_07 Today and every day!

Curious. When was the last time you picked up a real pen and wrote something on a piece of paper???

@latterdaylaura I agree. However, you do need some time for yourself. It’s ok to participate in your hobby once in awhile—especially as kids get older. It’s important for them to see you happy and bringing yourself joy.

My super strong parenting opinion is that while the kids are awake, you come last. No spending all of Saturday golfing. That’s family time. 6 am tee time only, maybe. Wanna go to the gym? Go after the kids go to bed, or wake up at 5. In a few short years, they’ll be out of the house and you’ll have all the time in the world for your own stuff. It’s okay to come last for a while.

@FUtwitZZZZZZ @MattWallace888 🐸

@MattWallace888 And an aluminum plane similar to this, cut through steel beams on the towers...

PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE NOSE OF THE PLANE ⚠️ I am not buying the “official story” about this Air Canada crash… THERE IS SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT TELLING US 😳

@BrodiiKDB …do you math..?

un embarazo prácticamente adolescente, dejad de normalizar eso.

@xScottThomas @Austen Read the book!

@Austen The real question, is it woke?

So is Project Hail Mary worth taking a space-obsessed 8-year-old to on IMAX?

@Argenpoirot So all the ones with negative comments here have never had a bad burn or skin cancer???🧐

Hicieron una CONFERENCIA DE DERMATOLOGIA en HAWAII. Las imágenes son épicas 🌞

@iWomansplainer Haha premonition?

I just finished wrapping a wedding shower gift and I guess I didn’t pay close enough attention to the paper.

@Jill2BetsyT @PoisonDeathShot Pandas? Haven’t heard that one before. I’ve had a panda encounter at the zoo. Seemed pretty real to me.

@PoisonDeathShot Not pandas catching strays in the conspiracy lineup 😭 I’m gonna need someone to explain how we got there lol 🐼 🐾

Dinosaurs are Fake Pandas are Fake Politicians are Fake Globe is Fake Meteors are Fake Fossil Fuels are Fake Vaccines are Fake Science is Fake Anything else?

@ThrillaRilla369 Yes. I had just had an accident resulting in surgery and needed my prescription and easy foods. No shame. At least they’re dressed!!! I’d rather see this than asses hanging out and pasty tops.

Have you ever worn pajamas to the store? Be honest

@MmisterNobody Thank God and move back home.

You suddenly wake up and it's 1999... Everything you experienced was a bad dream... What do you do first?

@praying_medic1 🐸

IF YOU CAN SEE THIS ON YOUR TIMELINE JUST KNOW YOU ARE ONE OF THE Q FAMILY. Drop your Q in the comments section if you're one of us.

@mamacita4life2 @siren_of_shadow Advanced technology that can penetrate. But also, what Don said.

@siren_of_shadow Same question if we can’t get out of the firmament, how can aliens get in?

Riddle me this 🤔 If some people believe there’s a “firmament” covering the Earth that rockets can’t get through… Then how do meteors make it in? ☄️ Either things are getting through… or the theory doesn’t quite add up. This is now conspiracies start cuz things don’t make sense😳🫣 What do you think? 👀

@BuzzPatterson Bring these back. Weed out the weaklings. 😎

And the metal slides that were about a million degrees.

@cooltechtipz No.

If your socks get torn, Grandma wang shows you a simple way to fix them 🤓

@enyasphere @itsssthulsss This comment shows you’ve never had any kind of relationship with 2 or more females lasting longer than a month. 😹

@itsssthulsss It’s not a real thing you can google it you fucking brain dead morons

what’s the science behind girls’ periods syncing when they spend a lot of time together… or is that even a real thing??

@Forage702 @17TBIYTC23 Soooo don’t.

@17TBIYTC23 I feel dumb telling my son to get good grades bc we both know it doesn't matter

I find myself preparing my teen kids for a world that I don’t even think will exist…just in case I am wrong. And I feel very hypocritical.

@17TBIYTC23 Why? Prepare them for the world you think WILL exit.