Trilly Casper

@pinsandaces Pins & Aces son or Thot daughter?

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Back nine of a 36-hole day. 72 degrees. There's a four mph wind from the southeast. My game has reached a flow state after 7-8 domestic light beers. Tight match. Eight iron to six feet. Birdie. The sun is setting. 'Refugee' by Tom Petty plays softly in the background. America.

@BowTied_Golfer Cashmere in the gym?

The amount of cashmere I’m seeing in this Florida gym is quite remarkable (it’s 63 degrees)

@b9bozzi AIDS inducing

Gotta be one of the most covidian things I’ve ever seen.

@09lisa18 @chgojayhawk @PGATOUR Now Lisa, how the hell would you know this? Weirdo...

@chgojayhawk @PGATOUR He comes from a very wealthy family and isn’t the nicest guy out there tbh.

The Daddy Dogmobile, a souped-up BMW and a dream car. Akshay Bhatia is living the dream at age 24. The 3-time winner shows off his car collection.

@TJSochi1 Absolute rubbish. It is laughable how quickly big golf kicked real golfers to the curb to appease these new age / covid golfers. Walk into any Golf Galaxy or PGA Superstore and 90% of the merchandise is geared towards those who started to play in 2020.

It’s over. What have they done to the 5th major #shrink

@SnobbyScheffler Sankaty Head Golf Club... house in Nantucket

If you could be a member and live on property at one club, for the rest of your life, where would you go? Money is not a factor and you can only play that golf course the rest of your life. If the club has multiple courses, you can play any of them

@JD_Patrick Wingtips and back row of FJs, pants only?

Friday take no one asked for and honestly most of this community isn't going to like: personally you wouldn't catch me DEAD golfing in three of these shoes with shorts, 1 is borderline, the rest are fine. Prob only play 1 round a year in shorts, gotta be above 90 high humidity

@KylePorterNS Bryson wins 2-3 more majors. Collin does not sniff another.

Who will end up with the better career?

@UsedGolfFacts Turns out crack is healthier than HGH

@TrillyCasper allegedly*

Even after cashing a permanent disability insurance payout and disappearing for a decade-long bender so extreme that he needed full facial reconstruction surgery at the end of it, Anthony Kim’s body is still in better condition at 40 years old than Tiger’s was at 30. Incredible.

@golfclubenjoyer @FujifilmX_US Well said

Nantucket Summer 🔜

@therealmcnair @Bad_Bad_Golf Well said Arnie. Hey Timmy, get bent!

Hey Timmy. I’m not gonna steal anyone’s money. I don’t even think that way. Frankly, I don’t need money. I’m gonna give them great value, customer service, and work really hard to deliver. I am passionate about high quality stuff and making things in America. I also have a young son, a beautiful wife, and a family that needs me so I’m not really trying to go to jail. I wish you well.

That Arnie McNair dude is gonna steal y’all’s money What a shit show golf twitter is

@BowTied_Golfer - Wears a hat with a small club logo not big logo Titleist, Taylormade, Ping, etc

Signals you're playing with a guy who gets it: - fixes an extra pitch mark on every green - digs up and discards tees left in the ground on par 3s. - mutters to himself about the group playing slowly 3 groups ahead. - despises corporate outings, yet thinks initiation fees are "obscene" - can tell you the 10 day weather forecast with perfect accuracy - games a Ping Anser from 1987 - wears cashmere sweaters until the 4th of July

@PftHancock @HammersThots @ICEgov @TommyGuarino1 @FentiFriedChix #TommyG100PoundWeightloss take 10

@HammersThots @ICEgov @TommyGuarino1 @FentiFriedChix Couldn’t have said it better myself brother.

Micro influencers on social media should also be deported @ICEgov

@SadBadgerFan If I remember correctly, the way the groves were set on these Ping putters they essentially had a pre worn mark?

@CaptainCons @BowTied_Golfer A proper golf course should not allow children of members to be employed by the club. Eliminates all potential for these awkward moments.

I want to add one the member's kid - 16 year old kid whose dad made him caddy to put it on his college applications and teach him the value of a dollar while only allowing him to play 1 round per week late on Sunday afternoon after all the regulars are already in the men's grill. He's quiet, doesn't really hustle, but largely stays out of the way. He's not much better than riding in a cart but you have to pay him full freight or it will get back to dad that Mr. BTG stiffed him citing he was raking traps in his backswing

Types of caddies you'll encounter at a club: the savants - rare breed. They don't speak much and can get you a perfect number without a laser from any spot on the course. They've been at the club for 40+ years. the degenerate gamblers - will often make side bets with one another on each hole. Things like "who touches a rake first" etc. Known to drink on the job. the young vets- Guys who started looping when they were 13 and talk at age 24 with the rigid cynicism of a 60 year old. They are usually smoking a black and mild or a weed pipe but they'll read the greens like you have never seen before. the middle age jacked guys - They grew up in an Italian or Irish household that did not believe in OCD or Bipolar disorder, and now it is up to the rest of the caddy shack to deal with it. the cool old guys- a staple at every course. still out there hustling with his leg wraps and Hoka sneakers his granddaughter got him for Christmas, and is beloved by the membership for good reason. the golf junkie - there is always one guy who knows an insane amount about golf. History, clubs, shafts, obscure golf courses. If you are planning a golf trip with your buddies, ask the junkie, he will have some incredible recommendations.

@JD_Patrick Who makes the hat??

Backpack & pocket clean out post day two - I try hard not to take handouts, but when they are small you don't really think about it, until it's time to pack

@therealmcnair Have friend who would always say "it is called a crosswalk not a crossrun" when I would hustle. Think about it often.

There’s really nothing I respect more than a man who hits a brisk jog, real pep in his step, after a crosswalk wave thru. I always try to return the favor with proper hustle. It’s real simple, you just gotta want it. Absolute maximum shrink to anyone who pimps a crosswalk.

@Romeos_burner No range session = breakfast ball allowed. If playing a match, the individual who took the breakfast ball can only tie the hole, not win.

Curious what the BV thinks about breakfast balls. When I’m hosting guys I tend to offer one to take the edge off the first tee (helps that it is not visible from the clubhouse / pro shop). If I’m on my own I’m playing it down.