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@AdamSchefter Congrats on the creampie!

On Mothers Day weekend, the McCaffrey family announced it is expanding.

@HerbZurkowsky1 It's like masturbating but no orgasm

Blue Jays … one step forward, four steps back

@Morgan_C_Ross @hustlerama I used to take a shit in there when the stalls were all busy. Often my shit would plug the piss drain and the piss would start to overflow onto to the floor

The old urinal at Winnipeg Stadium.

@PierreVLeBrun @EricEngels Masturbating helps me fall asleep

Asked by ⁦@EricEngels⁩ how he manages to fall asleep after big games, Martin St. Louis said: “I watch Seinfeld. … it’s a show about nothing.” Followed up by saying George is his favourite character.

@fuckthemets67 @JonHeyman His Dad

Sammy Peralta, LHP, called up by Rockies

@BobIrvingCJOB I know I've got a boner!

The level of “nasty” in the Tampa Bay/Montreal series is pinning the needle. Stanley cup playoffs at their most intense. We love it, don’t we.

@hustlerama @PKSubban1 I've got a boner 😲

now this is a look @PKSubban1

@KeeganMatheson Keegan I think you're sexy. You give me a boner 😲

Dylan Cease says that his changeup isn't "metrically sexy", but it's still an important pitch. Come watch Cease's changeups with me and hear what he had to say about the new pitch. #BlueJays

@JLew1050 My balls are more like hairy sweaty balls

50-50 balls are more like 70-30 balls when Collin Murray-Boyles is on floor.

@AdamSchefter @sarahbarshop Rehab for what...sex addiction?

More about Rams wide receiver Puka Nacua checking into rehab, his attorney, Levi McCathern, told The California Post on Wednesday. Story via @sarahbarshop: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@ScottGillingham And we are building boners!

850,000 people. 80,000 added in four years. Our fastest growth rate in over a century. People don't move to cities that are declining — they move to cities that are building.

2025: second-highest housing starts in Winnipeg's history. The last 4 years? The strongest stretch ever. We turned $122M into $2 billion in new housing investment. That's what a plan looks like.

@mickey_canuck Looked like an ankle tweak. Dude is soft.

Feel for Ponce. First game back in the MLB and he may’ve blown out his knee. Tough to see. Hopefully it looked worse than it is.

@HerbZurkowsky1 Most likely be will. I saw him masturbating in the 500 level washroom of the Rogers Centre 20 minutes ago.

Assuming Jeff Hoffman can’t blow a three-run lead

@HerbZurkowsky1 Dude has a very small penis

Jeff Hoffman … right on cue

@HerbZurkowsky1 Whole team is masturbating on the bench

#Habs … zero shots this period

@wpgpolice What time?

@wpgpolice At pm?

We may or may not have made a short film that will open Tradecentre Friday, and inspire bad-acting GIFS that will last generations. #TheRolodex

@tsnjamesduthie Is it a porn?

@friesensunmedia An orgy?

What do you get when you put four #NHLJets, two Canadians and two Americans, in an ice-fishing hut with a small TV to watch the gold-medal game at the Olympics? winnipegsun.com/sports/winnipe…