Trinity

So long y’all. See you in the next adventure. Trinity Evangeline Irvin Feb 12, 2006 - March 28, 2021

@IrvinWithAnEye here. I’m Trinity’s Daddy. After 15 years of kisses, car rides, chasing the kitteh, and turning my nose up at the brown cereal, today is the day that my puppers will go on to her next adventure. She’s a good girl... the best girl... and my floofy potato.

@LLinWood If I were able to find you, I’d bite you and piss on your shoe.

Has anyone seen or heard from Bill or Hillary Clinton in the past several days? Democrats claim 1/5 GA runoff win is critical to future of America. Wonder why Bill & Hillary have not been campaigning in GA? Any guesses?

Thanks for the follow @MickLoze! I don’t tweet often And they aren’t always pointless. Refrigerator. Oh and I’m sorry about being a Braves fan. I heard there’s a new salve that treats that condition. You have to wear #Redsox over it though. 😉

@GregMilton She’s sick of the brown cereal and wants some damn tuna. She hopes you get constipated.

So, it’s been a long time since my Daddy posted anything here for me. Shame on him. I peed on his shoe in protest. It was a lot because I’m 15 years old and incontinent. I think he got the message.

You know what #DaboSwinney and I have in common? We both lick our own genitals and sniff other people's butts. Sometimes @LindseyGrahamSC gets in on the fun.

@ossoff We need a senate majority leader who will simply uphold their oath and work more for individual citizens and less for corporations. When the hell did corporations get more representation than individuals?

We need a Senate majority that believes in science.

If @realDonaldTrump were in the same room with me, I’d bite him.

You know... I’m just gonna lightly bread this tweet, get my turkey fry derrick and deep fry this tweet, pretending it doesn’t exist.

@OliverFranke10 @SciFiFa26502583 A great comedian once said that you should always punch UP when having a go at people. The only reason someone punched down is because of deep, unresolved self-esteem issues. I feel sorry for you that you find it necessary to get your kicks from being unkind.

OMG! What the actual fuck?! #TheOrville

Thanks @PetSmart - North Charleston! I feel like a lady again!!! #corgisoftwitter #corgi #divadog

@scarletsboobs @SethMacFarlane Why? One need look no further than here... youtu.be/RTHFM6LZF-A

@The_Orville_Fan @SethMacFarlane Well YEAH! Else we'll start a Bjo Trimble style letter writing campaign

@The_Orville_Fan @IrvinWithAnEye @DammitJayy @GregMilton *stops eating brown cereal* I enjoyed the beagle licking herself in the pilot... HUBBA HUBBA #TheOrville

muh daddy @IrvinWithAnEye put his glasses on me. I hate it. #disapprovingcorgi

Gotta make sure daddy is tucked in. #corgi #corgisoftwitter

.@Benson_corgi! I can't believe I didn't follow you back! Im sorry. Daddy should have pointed that out earlier. Let's go pee on his shoes!