Chris Clare

@FLSTC10 @SoVeryBritish We tend to mix them, if it’s really hot we’ll say ooh, it’s 90 degrees ( Fahrenheit) but if it’s cold we’ll say it’s minus 3, ( centigrade). Whichever sounds most extreme!

@SoVeryBritish Interesting that the temperatures are in Celsius (I assume, you'd hardly be celebrating if they were Fahrenheit), yet the windspeeds are in miles. In Canada, we're 'officially' fully metric but everyone over 40 speaks in a mixture of metric and Imperial.

Fire up the barbecue!

@mm0jxi @SoVeryBritish Ooh, no, might fall off, has to be written on the box!

@SoVeryBritish A proper Brit will have a post it note on every box with the destination room on it (possibly colour coded)

When a Brit helps a friend to move house: Brit 1: “Where do you want this box?” Brit 2: “Just stick it anywhere for now” Duration: 8 hours. Payment: A pint.

@emmerdale Have either of them got much experience of running a successful farm over the last few years? Things have changed since Brexit and Covid while Robert was in prison, but he can just take over? And can’t support them because the only way they got it was putting Moira in prison.

Welcome to a new era of farms in the village! #Emmerdale

@Ems03700691 @itvcorrie It’s always been an old fashioned way of describing pregnancy.

@itvcorrie Thought babies were made in the womb not the belly? 🤷🏻‍♂️

"All the evidence we need is growing right there in her belly." #Corrie

@emmerdale It should be on the cloud?

@emmerdale Why don’t they give the video of Ray running Dylan down to the police, that would prove he was trying to kill him?

Can't see this going wrong 😅 #Emmerdale

@itvcorrie What made Eva suddenly not believe her? And in a nearly empty pub why are there three bar staff on?

Is Megan's time up?! 🚔 #Corrie

@itvcorrie Looks like Bernie is in a hotel room with Mal? Why?

Coming up... Theo plans a surprise wedding, Dev is taken to the police station, and can Ben persuade Will to open up about Megan? Read more here: itv.com/coronationstre… #Corrie

@emmerdale “Irratic” behaviour?

Next week in the village: the Dingle vs Tate farm begins to grow and Cain's behaviour causes concern for Charity. For more: itv.com/emmerdale/arti… #Emmerdale

@itvcorrie Sam is going to be very handsome when he grows up, beautiful eyes. Thankfully it looks like Megan will be found out soon. But when do we find out why Jodie was in Graham’s van?

Leanne knows something's not right 👀 #Corrie

@JamesatForries @haveigotnews Eh?

@haveigotnews And momore dish than he was four, but much less than he asked for! Cheeky sod!

Outrage after govt documents reveal Peter Mandelson got a £75,000 pay out for being sacked, although he also told officials he wanted to leave "with the maximum dignity and minimum media intrusion”, so at least he got something he deserved

@ClareCryan76 @lucylin2009 @emmerdale They explained that Mandy was away.

@lucylin2009 @emmerdale Or Mandy?

Who's cutting onions? 😢 #Emmerdale

@SoVeryBritish Nobody does my washing up, apart from the fact that I enjoy it ( I know, I’m weird ) nobody else does it to my standards!

Ooh, I could get used to this!

@emmarose80 @SoVeryBritish Have you been in hospital lately? Not pleasant! Most nurses replaced by HCAs, everyone overworked, not like the old caring days!

@SoVeryBritish When you’re cared for in hospital especially if you’re usually the one caring 🙂

@currys_helpdsk3 I’m sorry, I don’t wish to speak to anyone over the phone after my experience last week. The young man was extremely rude. I will put it in writing.

@Triplec55 I have sent you a DM text waiting for response

@currys it’s been 6 weeks since I made a complaint regarding a Hoover washing machine bought in September ‘25. I was MİS-SOLD it and they’re not getting back to me. Are there any solicitors on here that can take on the case?

@pjc7221 @itvcorrie I said the same thing recently, seems pointless showing her tied up in a van unless it was part of a storyline. And Graham doesn’t seem to be looking for her, really odd inclusion in the crossover episode.

@itvcorrie Why not explain Jodie’s connection to Graham? Nothing. It’s as if ‘Corriedale’ was a dream episode that should never be remembered. No long lasting results from it other than Billy is gone but that really was a ‘Theo is capable of murder’ plot twist, nothing more.

Lie your way out of this one, Jodie... #Corrie

@SoVeryBritish Yes, I’ve just had some terrible news………( so keep your gob shut and leave me alone ).

“You're very quiet” Thanks for saying this in front of everyone, really helps.

@emmerdale Amused me the copper saying how hard it is to move a body, even though Bear is an ex wrestler. Assume she wasn’t at this station when Meena was supposed to have drugged and dragged Manpreet down the stairs, across the street, and into her car?

Jacob's got enough on his plate! #Emmerdale

@C_Currys7 Thank you for your reply. I have tried to create a DM as per your other post but it seems X isn’t letting me. Do you have an email address I can contact?