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NEVER AGAIN!! Final bash at the #WarringtonWay 40 miler. All going to plan until mile 24 when I changed my shoes and my wheels fell off. The last 16 miles were awful & agonising. Thanks to all who supported today. (Dark fruits cider, cake, cheese & cheers) #ultramarathon

@mattpreston11 Bare skin dries much quicker than cotton clad skin which can be damp & life sapping all day. There’s a reason posties wear shorts all year round & it’s not for the tan lines.

Becoming an amateur meteorologist which will determine if I can wear shorts to Manchester this Sunday.

@mattpreston11 As the person usually responsible for this particular tradition, I’m inclined to agree!!

Be a sad Christmas when I don't get a Liverpool calendar.

I have written an article for @thetimes in response to the new draft menopause guidelines from NICE. They are a step backwards for women. CBT may have a place when taking a holistic approach to managing the perimenopause, but it won’t improve every menopause symptom and won’t treat the underlying hormone deficiency. Women deserve to have a choice and if they want to take HRT they should be allowed to. It is about time women are heard and their symptoms and future health is taken seriously.

@mattpreston11 Feel free to let me know what time breakfast is served and which restaurant that happens in - I’m too busy trying to hold the electronic key away from my phone and honestly didn’t hear a word of what you just said..

Why does it take so long to check into hotels? What's she doing on the computer? What's in that drawer. Surely you have all my details? Oh here comes all the information I don't care for.

Do we think more people would be able to access treatment if men experienced the menopause?

Very British Problems when having a haircut 1 Insisting the temperature is "fine" as what must be water from a kettle is poured over your head. 2 Never feeling more tense than when fighting against the pleasant feeling of the head massage. 3 Showing a photo of you when you were 10 years younger and three stone lighter and asking, "Can you make me look like this, please?" 4 Accepting a complimentary drink as if you've just been offered £500 in cash. 5 Being gripped by the sadness of having to assess your own face for ages in the hairdresser's mirror. 6 Rearranging your hands and accidentally looking like you're doing something devious under the cape. 7 Being thrilled at seeing the back of your head for the first time since your last haircut. 8 Feeling consumed by guilt as you're encouraged to stand up and cover the clean floor with bits of hair. 9 Being mystified as to how "what have you done?" somehow leaves your mouth as "excellent, thank you very much!" 10 Waiting until you're at least 50 strides away from the building until you completely restyle your head in a coffee-shop window. VBP books: tinyurl.com/3av7sp36

Hypocrites abound! I’m going to assume all these people passing judgement have never accessed any explicit content online, in print, or on any kind of media. Paid or unpaid. #DupedByMurdoch #DontBuyTheSun ⁦@JonathanPieNews⁩ youtu.be/rLFKcYphPCM

Dearest friends. I'm helping organise a charity match, with a raffle raising money for Christie's cancer care. Loads of class prizes. Message me to buy tickets. RT's / exposure welcome. Honestly reckon it's really worth entering based on the prizes / chances of winning..

@mattpreston11 I think we should have an Easter break every month. It’s the best - without the hassle, forced joviality & expense of Christmas.

@adydix16 @SamLawr3 Ahhh you beat me to it

@SamLawr3 Val Thorens??

Annnnnnd we made it. Room with a view! #skiing

@markdaniels74 @WowTerrifying Holy shitballs! There would definitely be a brown effluent trail following me. @Sharkbanz for the win here 👍🏻

@WowTerrifying @TrishPrest0n do you thing your band would work?

Swimming alone & along come some Orca's to investigate. 😯

@innocent I feel responsible… loved the innocent almond milk and would buy it from a sainsburys local when they had stock. Then in June 2021 I emigrated and there ended my loyalty. I’m sorry.

NUTTERLY DISAPPOINTING NEWS We're sad to say that our dairy free range will be leaving shelves in the next few weeks. We know some of you really love our coconut, hazelnut and almond drinks, so we wanted to say a big thanks for buying them. We really appreciate all five of you.

Refugees would always be welcome in my house, Tories fucking wouldn’t. No human is illegal. Refugees welcome.

To quote @ronanofficial You say it best, when you say nothing at all @NadineDorries #GaryLineker #ToriesDevoidOfShame

@mattpreston11 I’m getting a jumper out of the wardrobe for next Tuesday..

I'm very ready for summer

As both a runner and a campaigner for #JFT97 and #dontbuythesun I am APPALLED at the selection of David Dinsmore, a former editor of said rag, to the Board of Trustees at parkrun UK. I urge everyone, whether you run or not, to contact @parkrunUK ...1/2

@mattpreston11 It was from me wasn’t it? 🤣

Just got a Christmas card in the post. Christmas comes round earlier every year doesn't it.

@mattpreston11 I’ll bet Jonathan Warburton is cacking himself..

Look how old I am

@mattpreston11 How? #sendchocolate

Tell you what, Mars have absolutely nailed the Celebrations marketing and PR haven't they.