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‘HOGWARTS LEGACY 2 is reportedly set to let players explore expanded areas, including Privet Drive, Diagon Alley and London.’ Expected release is early 2027 aligning with the release of the HBO Harry Potter series.

‼️🚨 BREAKING: An AI found a Linux kernel zero-day that roots every distribution since 2017. The exploit fits in 732 bytes of Python. Patch your kernel ASAP. The vulnerability is CVE-2026-31431, nicknamed "Copy Fail," disclosed today by Theori. It has been sitting quietly in the Linux kernel for nine years. Most Linux privilege-escalation bugs are picky. They need a precise timing window (a "race"), or specific kernel addresses leaked from somewhere, or careful tuning per distribution. Copy Fail needs none of that. It is a straight-line logic mistake that works on the first try, every time, on every mainstream Linux box. The attacker just needs a normal user account on the machine. From there, the script asks the kernel to do some encryption work, abuses how that work is wired up, and ends up writing 4 bytes into a memory area called the "page cache" (Linux's high-speed copy of files in RAM). Those 4 bytes can be aimed at any program the system trusts, like /usr/bin/su, the shortcut to becoming root. Result: the next time anyone runs that program, it lets the attacker in as root. What should worry most: the corruption never touches the file on disk. It only exists in Linux's in-memory copy of that file. If you imaged the hard drive afterwards, the on-disk file would match the official package hash exactly. Reboot the machine, or just put it under memory pressure (any normal system load that needs the RAM), and the cached copy reloads fresh from disk. Containers do not help either. The page cache is shared across the whole host, so a process inside a container can use this bug to compromise the underlying server and reach into other tenants. The original sin was a 2017 "in-place optimization" in a kernel crypto module called algif_aead. It was meant to make encryption slightly faster. The change broke a critical safety assumption, and nobody noticed for nine years. That bug then rode every kernel update from 2017 to today. This vulnerability affects the following: 🔴 Shared servers (dev boxes, jump hosts, build servers): any user becomes root 🔴 Kubernetes and container clusters: one compromised pod escapes to the host 🔴 CI runners (GitHub Actions, GitLab, Jenkins): a malicious pull request becomes root on the runner 🔴 Cloud platforms running user code (notebooks, agent sandboxes, serverless functions): a tenant becomes host root Timeline: 🔴 March 23, 2026: reported to the Linux kernel security team 🔴 April 1: patch committed to mainline (commit a664bf3d603d) 🔴 April 22: CVE assigned 🔴 April 29: public disclosure Mitigation: update your kernel to a build that includes mainline commit a664bf3d603d. If you cannot patch immediately, turn off the vulnerable module: echo "install algif_aead /bin/false" > /etc/modprobe.d/disable-algif.conf rmmod algif_aead 2>/dev/null || true For environments that run untrusted code (containers, sandboxes, CI runners), block access to the kernel's AF_ALG crypto interface entirely, even after patching. Almost nothing legitimate needs it, and blocking it shuts the door on this whole class of bug...

“Besides Satoru Gojo of course” ahh stat

Not really a funny interaction...more of a cognitive illusion.

Lmao, this is too stressful. Simply ask codex the following: You are continuing a session from Claude Code. Context: - The previous session is stored locally in the `.claude/` directory. - Locate the most recent session transcript (or the session titled ""). - Read the full transcript before taking any action. Tasks: 1. Context Reconstruction - Summarize the goal of the session. - Identify what has already been completed. - Identify the exact stopping point. 2. Task Tracking - Extract any TODO list, checklist, or implicit tasks. - Classify each item: - DONE - PARTIALLY DONE (explain what’s missing) - NOT DONE 3. Continuation - Resume work from the last unfinished step. - Do NOT repeat completed work. - Follow the same approach, style, and decisions already established. 4. Execution Rules - Prefer continuing edits rather than restarting solutions. - If context is missing or ambiguous, inspect related files in the workspace. - Only ask questions if progress is blocked. Output: - Brief context summary - Task status breakdown - Clear next action - Continue execution immediately

It’s gardening season and time to break in the new guy😂

adobe specifically requested it

website I just created explorersmap.net/u/trofa

My boss realizing that I'm calling in sick every time a major AAA game releases

Einstein vs Oppenheimer The special attacks are insane!! 😂

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You're driving and suddenly this appears on the road. What's your next move?

Me trying to explain FROM to my friend 😭

🇫🇮🤖 INSOLITE | Scène amusante en Finlande où deux robots de livraison, bloqués devant un trottoir, ont dû compter sur l’aide de passants pour poursuivre leur route.

We love the smell of freshly cut grass in the morning

One of the greatest moments in crypto twitter history.

They've moved to prime? Lmao they are going to season 10

@04Kapoor @trollsometimes @lifeoftasin @RicGigante What good is his pace when each time he uses it he crosses the ball to the Artemis spaceship .. let’s not speak about his shots might as well be passes to the goal keeper.. past few years every time he’s on the pitch it’s like playing a man down

@trollsometimes @lifeoftasin @RicGigante Offers more to the team then any other wingers to be honest his counter threat in unreal he attract others because of his physicality & pace which gives space to others & he can be that extra body in box which was the issue in last world cup with neto & silva at wings

Everything is lining up together for them to become the most disappointing team in this world cup because Roberto Martinez is a dogshit coach

He’s not wasting any time, heading straight to the Metropolitano to build the wall.