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Jaunty Wicked Sneer

@TrollanKojima

Twitch: TrollanKojima | Full-time Dad | Down to clown, but only on Mon. and Wed. nights. | Freelance Shittalker | He/Him | Not a parody account - Just a joke.

New Jersey, USA Katılım Haziran 2012
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Jaunty Wicked Sneer@TrollanKojima·
@Jonbunchnumbers @TyTyger626 @AlienIsolation @actualvillainTV And you guys always think the "LOL REAL PFP" dig actually works. And I'm sure I've shed less tears in the entirety of my life than you do nightly when a Wraith main ganks you. But keep trying, little guy. I'm sure the inferiority complex will lessen the more drywall you punch.
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Jaunty Wicked Sneer@TrollanKojima·
@Jonbunchnumbers @TyTyger626 @AlienIsolation @actualvillainTV Hey, fun fact - when you have an attention span higher than a gnat, you can enjoy the same game multiple times because of a thing called "emergent gameplay", or randomization. Not everything needs to be Asymetrical slop like TCM/F13/Killer Klowns/Halloween/DBD in order to be fun.
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Jaunty Wicked Sneer@TrollanKojima·
@shackatu @thechosenberg If it makes you feel any better, we're exceptionally resilient. Going on 9 months of dealing with it. No sign when it'll let up or if it'll ever go back to how it was. Just a "promise" that it will. If it means that much to you, stick with it. If it doesn't, protect your sanity.
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shacka@shackatu·
@TrollanKojima @thechosenberg i would say my partner is the latter in this situation and i feel myself grow impatient in the consistency
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rosey🌹@thechosenberg·
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Jaunty Wicked Sneer@TrollanKojima·
@shackatu @thechosenberg Not sure which side, but best of luck. The shit can drag, and the one invested always ends up hurting worse. If it's a situationship - fucking run. We aren't built for grey area. Just yes/no, 1's and 0's. It's not worth your brain playing chess every day and the mental fatigue.
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Jaunty Wicked Sneer@TrollanKojima·
@dailyhubranx Hell, I don't even need half the fidelity we have now. Just give me a UE5 game that doesn't have obscene frame timing spikes during traversal, and I'll be sated.
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Daily HUBRANX Official@dailyhubranx·
Epic promised us this level of fidelity in gaming graphics with Unreal Engine 5 6 years ago... Just saying...
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Jaunty Wicked Sneer@TrollanKojima·
@pcgamer Jesus, can you actually have writers who *like* a genre review a game from that genre? And pirate life wasn't about "hijinks". Pirate life was difficult, unforgiving, and riddled with danger and disease. Your narrow view of fictional pirates via film is not the reality.
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Dexerto@Dexerto·
Tech company Just Like Me has launched an AI Jesus avatar users can talk to for $1.99 per minute The AI, based on The Chosen actor Jonathan Roumie, can pray with users, speak multiple languages, and remember past conversations
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Jaunty Wicked Sneer@TrollanKojima·
@QuintonKlok Kinda sucks. I dig the aesthetic, but I'm so burnt out on "generic extraction shooter/BR/asymmetrical horror". They should have taken the idea and made a full-fledged Marathon reboot, and blown 343/Halo out of the water with a narrative FPS/Imsim.
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FatQuinn95@QuintonKlok·
Oh no who could have seen this coming I guess the only highlight is that this lasted longer than Concord and Highguard Sony practically wasted 4 billion dollars for a shit studio and live service slop If Bungie isn't disbanded at the end, I'd be surprised
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation

Marathon is cooked Paul Tassi (Forbes): "I can confirm Marathon's budget is over $200m. Likely over $250m. This does not include ongoing costs for maintenance or new content" >About two weeks ago, analyst firm Alinea estimated that Marathon had sold around 1.2 million copies across all platforms. I confirmed with my Bungie sources that was close to accurate. Marathon had previously hit #2 on the Steam revenue chart ahead of launch. >Also near-accurate is a 478K daily active user count in its first weekend, though that dropped to 345K more recently. That data is two weeks old, however. >As I previously reported, the majority of Marathon’s playerbase is on Steam, as confirmed by my sources. Alinea reports it as 70% >Marathon did not chart inside Steam’s top 10 at launch. It released with an 88,337 concurrent peak on its largest platform. That is a drop from the 143,621 peak during the free server slam (the game is now $40). >Since launch just over a month ago, those peaks have dropped by 68%, where the game most recently hit a 27,670 peak at the time of this writing. >Marathon is now the 106th most-played game on Xbox. I do not have full PS5 data, though it did chart on its top 10 list at launch. Marathon is 78th in daily active users on Steam at the time of this writing, 82nd in top sellers.

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Jaunty Wicked Sneer@TrollanKojima·
@RelayArchives @SpiffSpace62 To be fair, that's usually the PVP crowd in games. They complain until they get their way or leave, and then if they do stick around they jump ship to the next FOMO PvP centric title a month later. For a game like Dune, catering to the *much larger* PvE playerbase is smart.
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RelayArchives🛰️@RelayArchives·
@SpiffSpace62 Most people dont know what they want. They chase the "current thing" and they get bored then they leave
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Jaunty Wicked Sneer@TrollanKojima·
@Zurakci @NemesisKodiak Intrepid is the GOAT, imo. It's ugly as hell, but the amount of insane stuff me and my friend have done in it because of how speedy and utilitarian it is? Unparalleled. We did air support during Hathor with it, with him prone in the cargo with a P6.
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Zurakci@Zurakci·
@NemesisKodiak Same! Aurora MK.II is a staple of how Starters should be like. Same with the Cutter and Intrepid, despite people's love to hate on the Intrepid.😅
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Zurakci@Zurakci·
I see lots of people say "Just get an Avenger Titan instead of the Aurora MK.II cause better guns" Ok. We can play that game. Just get a Nomad instead of an Avenger Titan. More shields, missiles, and Cargo, and can be used to the same activities and more than the Avenger.
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Jaunty Wicked Sneer@TrollanKojima·
@Zurakci Sick of the Titan glazing. Yeah - good "jack of all trades". It's also the most uninspired, out-of-date ship. I was told to melt my Aurora Mk I for one when I started *actually* playing in 2023. After a week, I swapped it to a Cutter Rambler and did the same damn things in it.
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Jaunty Wicked Sneer@TrollanKojima·
@SynthPotato They didn't "model" anything. It's a skybox. Literally every game has them. The only difference is they added a visual effect for how the horizon shows from various angles, and a neat little "re-entry" burn because they knew folks would probe around. It's cool, sure.
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Synth Potato🥔@SynthPotato·
So if you no-clip Crimson Desert and go up high enough, you can find that they’ve fully modeled out space And they modeled the entire universe accurately including how the atmosphere looks right on the horizon, this is insane wtf😭
Edelweiss@Monghwankkum

In fact, this game was developed with the intention of being sold as a physics engine, and it even recreates the universe above the stratosphere and constellations. You can admire the morning, night, and the Milky Way from space in real time. Atmospheric entry is implemented when falling!

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Jaunty Wicked Sneer@TrollanKojima·
@Chuumother Literally all of Illfonic's games have been the same damn thing, with skins tacked on to keep the "new shiny" crowd clamoring for more. This is what? The 5th F13th game they've released? At least they're keeping with the spirit of 80's horror, with the unnecessary repetition.
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Jaunty Wicked Sneer@TrollanKojima·
@goodbreffis As someone who used to work with freestyle machines - you know those nozzles have to be fucking *nasty* by the end of the night. God forbid anyone forget to clean then for a day.
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Grits n Football@goodbreffis·
SORCERY!! 😳😳😳 You can make your own custom sauce flavors at the Heinz REMIX machine!
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(((SecretSquaff)))@SecretSquaff·
@CoveredGeekly Firefly is overrated garbage. Out of all the good sci fi shows of that era, this one deserves to come back the least.
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CoveredGeekly@CoveredGeekly·
Nathan Fillion teases that a 'Firefly' announcement is coming March 15 It's widely speculated to be a reboot with the original cast (via IG | instagram.com/p/DVeaFkfEVbS/)
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