Makahiil

Hio story ya simps kulipa madem wakinyesha huwa nadhani ni jaba buana. Leo mpango wangu wa kando aliletewa package ya kunyesha na bois wake fala kashopping imejaa snacks na masoda. Tumezikula zote na nikamkula tena. I pity that boy aki

@alex_kathurima @BrianMPeter If you are comparing your local governor to a head of state you need to be back to school solely to beaten by all the teachers who waisted their time on you.

@BrianMPeter Are you saying that before the renovations, 30 presidents couldn't have a banquet in State House? Council of governors, for example are more than 30. Didn't they have ample space before renovations and when Uhuru was president? You're the one who is emotional and ILLOGICAL

Lakini tukiweka emotions kando, William Ruto huona mbali. Where would over 30 Presidents currently in Kenya be hosted if he had not renovated State House? Currently State banquet is now happening with many of the visiting Presidents at the House on the Hill.

@davidyelland @ManCity @LFC @ManUtd Class wont win you shit

They don’t know how to behave. On or off the pitch. Manager. Players. Fans. The most hated club in the history of the Premier League…. @ManCity fans saw, even in the tightest races @LFC had class, @ManUtd had class. Proper clubs. What is it about Arsenal and their entitled fanbase?

@Chefkajwangs @Gitz__ Si poa maze🤣

@Gitz__ Baba yako ako na mineral gani? 😅😅😅

West Africa mzima kicked them out but our president is welcoming him so they can steal our minerals.

@graphicxy @AkainuBerbaric @elisha_sami Hug a dick you gaylord

@AkainuBerbaric @elisha_sami Kenya 🇰🇪 Sexual Offences Act No. 3 of 2006, Sexual Harassment (Section 23): Any form of sexual advances, requests for favors, or verbal/physical conduct of a sexual nature that is unwelcome and causes discomfort. Just FYI.

She needs to start hugging some dicks and retire this gimmick

@SomoinaKapeen They are addressing men but its women who are salty🤣.

Toxic masculinity ni kuwa guided na wounded masculine.. kina Kibe na Amerix need to Heal! They are projecting their pain and hate of women..

@freekenyanwoman @RealAbyan We will take a few of you with us, we need people who can do manual labour and not complain. Applications are open send your cvs and dont lie about your height its ok to be 5'5 you wont bend sanaa mkichimba choo

@RealAbyan You forgot the ocean coming to swallow The Riftvalley and the whole of Somalia: the continental drift.

Kenya 2035 ✨

@Ianm996 @RealAbyan Calm down little bantu boy, we will resell you once we take your lands.

@kmarket11 @RealAbyan To me you are just a kinky haired ,wide nose, short slave. Good for digging wells. Your opinion is that of a slave,its not really significant. Stick to what you are good at ,picking cotton and not getting paid. Jareer

@RealAbyan but due to inbreeding for over a century now, somalis average IQ is 60-65 so am 100% sure somalis are not capable of doing that

@kmarket11 @RealAbyan Is that why we enslaved you and sold your ancestors like chewing gum? We literaly used to sell you like goats.

@RealAbyan no! somalis have the lowest, proven by well respected scientists

@ezzyskii Good now be good christians and cover up. Mary wasnt wearing booty shorts

Hijab’s are Catholic, Muslims took it from us.

@Alghurabaaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣they just wana fit in

How did christians go from "hijab is oppressive" to "We did it FIRST" lol

@Kenyans Stupid idiots in which classrooms. Who fucking cursed this country

We are now deploying 25,000 laptops and smartboards in all our primary schools around the country - PS Julius Bitok

@Mzungu44 Maze

Kulala skuizi imekuwa ngumu sana

Look at them going home after chasing foreigners all day 😂😂😭

@salwa_said__ Women cant stand other women

Hear me out. An all women inclusive resort. Run by women,staff are all women and only admits women. That’s such a niche market,especially for Muslim babes. Like I just want to lay by the pool in the skimpiest bikini. But no we are stuck with burkhinis😭

@kilundeezy Miaka ni 35

OMG “unalala na mtoto usiku mzima mpaka mawatchman wanacomplain” My somali brothers this is sad

You deserve more Arsenal fans 💔

Arsenal fans liking every tweet on the TL tonight

❤️🤍 Arsenal celebrate their Champions League final qualification. @jamesbenge 🎥