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Worst song of the 90s

@Daveturner21 @AndyStevenson20 Dearest non-services garage ive seen. Even ones out in Hathersage and other places like that are cheaper

@AndyStevenson20 They'll just blame supply and demand next because ppl are panic buying. 165.9 unleaded and 185.9 diesel this morning at texico up birley this morning. It's madness.

This is getting ridiculous now 🙈 Gone up around 30p per litre in two weeks. This is not sustainable!

@scottcain1312 I read recently that we aren't allowed to give it them because they are better than us right now. Apparently we should sit in silence until we at least level peg with them 🤷‍♂️

Mcburnie wears playoff final shirt United fans love it think it’s great banter . Windass scores ‘he doesn’t play for you no more why u posting it ‘ Banter only works one way apparently 🤦🤣 #swfc

@ChampionshpTalk @ColliverM It's that good shithousing, I only got it when you explained it.

Ex blade Oli McBurnie, wearing the kit Hull wore when beating Sheffield Wednesday in the playoff final. Unbelievable shithousery 🤣🤣🤣 #hcafc #twitterblades #swfc

@simmonslufc @1919analysis @GrahamSmyth Or they could just start it a minute earlier 🤷‍♂️🙈

@1919analysis @GrahamSmyth It’s exactly that

Leeds United have been hit with £500,000 in Premier League fines for delaying kick-offs and second half restarts for nine matches this season. And the fines are only going to increase for future delays. #lufc yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/sport/football…

@FcJarvo @Rdslfootball I dont have any boots, gloves or shinpads though

@Trunch_ @Rdslfootball I’ll pencil you in pal

Need a keeper for Sunday Any RT APPRECIATED @Rdslfootball Or I’m going to have to go in net

#thelastleg the last time I was this bothered, there was a lady bird in the garden #amemeforjackdee

@FcJarvo @Rdslfootball Maybe next time

@FcJarvo @Rdslfootball Id come but im golfing

@Biffa2001 Looks like they paved paradise and put up a parking lot.....

Anyone else having this surfaces problem in Cities Skylines 2? I had some turn grey a while ago, like they weren't loaded. Some could be replaced or deleted, some not. Those I hid with trees. Now Kettlewick has even more, in the towns & around builds...no clue what to do :-(

@qikipedia WAS?? 😤

In England, It was traditional for parents expecting a baby to keep a ‘groaning cheese’ in the house. It was eaten from the centre outwards when the mother’s labour (or ‘groaning period’) began and the newborn baby was passed through the hole.

I will definitely not look back on the last African nation cup and remember morocco winning

@jowitt_kerry 🤣

@Trunch_ Apps full of them and it seems I’m a magnet to them 😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t pick my nose wi mi toes I know that

@jowitt_kerry I dont have the energy to constantly deal with all these nutters

@Trunch_ Saying that there’s enough entertainment in my mentions tonight 😩😂😂😂

@jowitt_kerry Dont think I could cope with the stupidity

@Trunch_ Shall we have him again 😂😂

@jowitt_kerry Just checked, he's changed it back to normal. Probably waiting for his next victim

@jowitt_kerry Have you checked it out? Made me laugh on friday

@jowitt_kerry 🤣🤣 still not heard owt off the police. Must still be gathering evidence. Forgot to say last friday. I clicked on that weirdos home page, he'd changed his header to a photo of our lass and his profile photo to one of the tweets! Proper nutcase!

@Trunch_ Oh I don’t know 😂😂 don’t you start you might get reported to local authorities again 😂😂😂😂

@gonegirlxoxo23 @DocAtCDI He knocks on the office door of the guy who sanitises them all....

@DocAtCDI Sooooooo what if the rectal thermometer tester person at J&J has an "I hate my job day"?😉

When you have an 'I hate my job' day, try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section & purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and then remove the thermometer and place it on a flat surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."