Tuchel Era

@WelBeast Winners win. Losers explain

@iamNOTthepatoo Yes. Watch me!

You lost as many games as you won in the league this season This same PSG team beat you 8-2 You’re the only Top half team in EPL that won’t be in Europe next season You finished 10th in the same league I won this season And you think you can banter me?????

@ltarsenal @kingz_Abdul1 Twice???

@kingz_Abdul1 And that’s my point. To win it you have to also lose it.

Chelsea lost their first UCL final in 2008 on pens. Man City lost their first UCL final. United lost their last 2 UCL finals in 2009 and 2011. Liverpool lost 2 UCL finals in 2018 and 2022. It's normal. All we need to do is keep arriving here. And we WILL get over the line.

Oya start

Every time I watch a match, it goes against me. Congratulations Arsenal

@taye_edgar @DouglasLwangaUg You said all that just to not answer the question but an entirely different one that most wouldn't struggle to figure out. Hoorah!

@DouglasLwangaUg In the 3rd year, you should have recovered your investment and reasonable profit. Look for strategic investors, as you slowly slip away from day-to-day management. Eventually move on and start a new venture. That way you mitigate your risk while still staying reasonably liquid.

Whats the average life span of a bar in kampala before it closes?🤔

@thee_ovie I want the conference league. Means we get to win it twice like all our European cups

It’s looking like a win takes us to the Europa League, a draw takes us to the Conference League, and a loss leaves us with nothing. Please win or lose o.. just DON’T draw!

I'm scared to make this video, but I feel like I have to. It's time to talk about Google.

@lepa_sargarepa @kangarue @InsideLucysHead Of course, all ties into one endpoint.

@TuchelandGo @kangarue @InsideLucysHead Actually it's mostly because of resources and arms trade, but we can go with your version, it paints the picture just as well

A British spy goes undercover in America and tries to infiltrate the political ranks... To get into politics, he has to pass an oral exam. Examiner: When did the USA gain independence? Spy: July 4, 1776 Good. How many continents are there? - Easy peasy, seven. Damn, you're good. Which continent is Turkey in? - Technically, Turkey is in two continents; Asia and Europe, since some parts of- *gets cut off* -Woah, you know your geography. Let's do some history now. Examiner: Who first discovered America? Spy: Most people think Christopher Colombus did, but actually Leif Erikson first discovered the lands of our blessed country, America. Who was the first President of the United States? - Peyton Randolph. George Washington was the country's first *elected* president. But he was by no means the country's first president. At this point, the examiner realised this dude was a spy, because an actual American doesn't know shit.

@jamesonen Projecting much?

In my opinion he will be corrupt too. Not because he's bad as a person. But because corruption is embedded in Ugandan DNA. If he refuses to dish out contracts to his own regime's acolytes they themselves will conspire to remove him. Let's not be naive about this. Unless he's willing to be a dictator like Paul Kagame which doesn't seem to be the case. Hahaha

Going from this to tomorrow’s Haram Ball is proper drowsing

@ArsenalAcademy You boys are really shit ngl

Full time from Sobha. #AFCU18 | #U18PL

“Our education and English are good. If you listen to a Nigerian speak English, you’ll need a translator.” — Kenya’s President, William Ruto fires back at President, Tinubu after he spoke about Kenya’s economy.

@qoqsik Act

My first ever Tourette experience 💀

@ick_real Fellisty

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@Atilolahafeezah I would too

I need a nonchalant response to “I love you”

@EACinvestor @Safaricom_Care I turned them off but they somehow force-fed it to me. Shame

For those in diaspora with MPESA app and on IOS, if you haven’t updated, go to settings ->AppStore-> tun off automatic downloads/App updates for WiFi and cellular data. This allows you to keep your MPESA app for now. This means @Safaricom_Care doesn’t force upgrade you.

@ChelseaFC Very good Job. The boys were perfect. I love you Chelsea

Full-time. #CFC | #CHEMCI