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@DreKnott Andre turn to your left and wave to us, and make my dayyyy! We’re right to the left of the photo trench #GuardsBall

@Techmeme @IndianIdle Surprised it didn’t make the show - this is a watershed moment for the design community 👀

Figma releases AI-powered tools to take on Canva and Adobe: Figma Sites for creating sites, Figma Make for app prototypes, and Figma Buzz for marketing assets (@indianidle / TechCrunch) techcrunch.com/2025/05/07/fig… #a250507p34" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">techmeme.com/250507/p34#a25… twitter.com/Techmeme/statu…

@ahmed_baokbah Nice work letting an actual fugitive and admitted cheater run your team! @VancityReynolds @RMcElhenney @tkelce @PatrickMahomes

Oliver Oakes fired Falvio Briatore back in F1 as Alpine TP Jack Doohan gone Franco Colapinto in Possible Mick Schumacher return Rumours has it Christian Horner might get sacked based on RB performance this season And we are just 6 races in

@18Jxxx18 Not how Cleveland fans like to represent ourselves at all. Worked hard and put up with a lot of shit over the decades to not be in this kind of position. Clearly some garbage person that is running social media.

The Guardians deleted this post following their series win against the Blue Jays today

@WeAreAustinTV @VerdeNationATX Fire Uzuni mid match

Back for another 45… remontada?!🫣 🌳ATX 0-2 MIN❄️ 46’ #austinfc #verde | @VerdeNationATX

@WeAreAustinTV @VerdeNationATX Uzuni throwing the game? WTH is he doing

UZUNI CHANCE!!! Brandon Vazquez finds Myrto Uzuni free in the box and he takes a shot that troubles absolutely NOBODY… terrible shot. 🌳ATX 0-1 MIN❄️ 26’ #austinfc #verde | @VerdeNationATX

Real talk is @AustinFC throwing this game lol. Wth is going on.

@Ac7ionMann @FearedBuck Gen Z showing off that big brain energy. Ever heard of MySpace? It was actually very popular for bands.

@FearedBuck These guys would of been way bigger if they would a had social media

just 2 dudes in 2003 not realizing they just made one of the best songs ever x.com/copiumx/status…

@BriscoeCain This is some communist shit r h. Keep to yourself in fake Texas: Deer Park.

Re-filed legislation I first filed in 2021 to create the District of Austin. For far too long, city leaders have thumbed their nose at the Capitol and turned their backs on their own citizens. A District of Austin will keep residents and visitors safe. #txlege

@loebsleads NO TO THE DOME!! Screw the Super Bowl

I’m such a glutton for NFL Films content but this Jameis clip takes the cake. CLIP OF THE YEAR.

@viralvideos @RealAlexJones @EndWokeness You realize it was in conjunction with the sandy hook families right? Who have more money that the onion to spend on this. Jones got owned by those poor parents. And deservedly so.

Imagine wasting millions of dollars on buying InfoWars all to think, you pulled off the greatest “gotcha!” 🤦‍♂️ Congrats, Onion, all you did was blow millions of dollars for no reason at all because wherever Alex Jones goes— WE GO. Nobodys going to watch InfoWars with some looney green haired leftist at the helm spewing nonsensical anti-Trump 🗑️

Infowars is being shut down now!

Hey @Purple I just spent $3k on a new mattress, sheets, protector, and pillow. The pillow was too thick and they told me I could just exchange it if I didn’t like it. At the store you forced me to pay $35 extra bc of a “bundle deal” issue!? What the actual hell!! I’m pissed.

@danarenasb @WeAreAustinTV @AustinFC Season ticket holder

@TurboDingus @WeAreAustinTV @AustinFC STH? Don’t make me Google it lol

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 @AustinFC has officially announced Nico Estevez as the NEW Head Coach of the team. Estevez will join Austin FC after completing his duties with the USMNT during the November International window. Nico’s previous jobs: ⬇️ - Huracan Valencia - Valencia B - Valencia (interim) - Columbus Crew (assistant) - USMNT (assistant) - FC Dallas Thoughts on the new head coach ATX fans?? 👀 VIA: @AustinFC_PR #austinfc #verde

@danarenasb @WeAreAustinTV @AustinFC My STH prices say otherwise

@WeAreAustinTV @AustinFC I trust the knowledge of Rodo. Remember this team is still rebuilding, we got a couple new nice additions but there’s still a ton of work to do think of bringing a world known coach. The fact he got us 3 positive additions (starters) at under $2m total is huge.

@ChrisJBakke Replace the DMV not my favorite bar tenders.

Optimus just poured a drink and didn’t ask for a 25% tip on an iPad. Just put $10M more into Tesla stock

@RKING90210 @A_Kings_Journal @AlexiLalas You still cryin Ryan?

@A_Kings_Journal @AlexiLalas Because I officiate and have to deal with douchebags like you on sidelines and in the crowd.

This is not a “horrific” tackle…it just isn’t.

@CleGuardians Maybe don’t pull Manzardo today!! WTH was even up with that move yesterday

Best of three. #ForTheLand | #GuardsBall

@ElVerdeRican @WeAreAustinTV @atxfc_nocontext @AreaSportsNet No shit asshole

@atxfc_nocontext 📸: @AreaSportsNet #austinfc #verde

@KickingGrassTX @Goodman The man is no longer employed in the MLS. So might not even be legally allowed to fine him

MLS disciplinary decisions re: #AustinFC @ #LAGalaxy: - Mark Delgado suspended one match and fined for tackle on Osman Bukari. - Guilherme Biro fined for “failing to leave the field in a timely and orderly manner” following his red card. 1 game suspension is automatic. Nothing further from the league. - Both clubs fined for ensuing mass confrontation at end of game. Greg Vanney, Novak Micovic, Eriq Zavaleta, Mauricio Cuevas, Jalen Neal, Gabriel Pec, Jhojan Valencia, Dani Pereira and Jader Obrian all fined.

@LeoWilbur @AustinFireInfo Public safety announcements on your phone. You know the ones the Hill County police department abused last week resulting in everyone turning them off.

@AustinFireInfo How are evacuations announced? here on twitter or somewhere more official?