TurboLover

My autistic cousin tried wine for the first time and said it had notes of rust, wood chips, and asbestos. He says he will not be trying it again 😂😂😂 Please guess what wine he had.

@HMJRand @TheRumelian I hope you wrote a strongly worded letter

@TheRumelian My similar historical pilgrimage a year or so ago was less successful…..

made my pilgrimage to the place every historyslop enjoyer knows

@Anthony42358501 @xMarketNews

Stop making things up. The screenshot shows GME coin at $1.836 trillion per coin with 420 billion tokens in circulation. That would make the total market cap roughly $770 quintillion — about 7,000 times the entire global GDP. The entire crypto market is ~$3 trillion total. This is a mathematical impossibility.

Something ILLEGAL is going on..🚨 A crypto token called “GameStop Coin” is now worth more than Tesla’s market cap… Nearly $2 Trillion 🤯 Some GameStop shareholders suspect this might be tied to covering up naked short activity Should $GME investigate this?

@UileamMcOistin @goddtess @jiratickets How often do you think about the Roman Empire?

@goddtess @jiratickets It's from the old roman gladiatorial gesture for death. It reminds us of our youth, symbolises our appreciation of having survived so long, and is a reminder of our own mortality.

Used a 👍 in a message with a young colleague at work today She responded “not the thumbs up emoji” Confused by her surprise, I replied, “no, it is indeed the thumbs up emoji”

@thehorizon2b2t @Alphalaneous

@Alphalaneous the ol' trick of making an L with your hands, and whichever one looks like an L is your left hand

How do we tell them...

@DG802023 @happies_phone It used to be an atoll in the Pacific.

@happies_phone That’s Bikini Bottom

only 0.01% of americans can name this country

@JM_DrPepper @Buckiemohawk @KromicB @Mattel He-Kitty-Kitty!

@Buckiemohawk @KromicB @Mattel He-Cat?

Attn. @Mattel executives: Roger Sweet, the creator of He-Man, is suffering from dementia and doctors have recommended a specialized care facility that his wife cannot afford. We fans believe you have made millions in profit from the character, which allows you to help him.

@MechaAnakin @christopherhale Sand?

Stephen Miller, Katie Miller, and JD Vance have all gone dark.

@wellconnctd @tolaroidx That’s Johnny English!

@tolaroidx Wtf is this Mr bean? Lmaoooo

Aura

@chizhao @HustleBitch_ “Burning”

@HustleBitch_ Not hot

🚨 “SUPER CHLAMYDIA” OUTBREAK EXPLODES THROUGH ST. BARTS YACHT SCENE - INFLUENCER ALLEGEDLY PATIENT ZERO A yacht crew member claims an STD outbreak is ripping through luxury boats in Saint Barth’s, spreading from crew hookups, yacht to yacht, like a biological chain reaction. This isn’t normal clap. They’re calling it a “super strain” that doesn’t respond to antibiotics. The bombshell? “Patient Zero” is allegedly a massive social media influencer. Name withheld “for legal reasons,” but crew say everyone in the marina already knows who it is. Veterans say STD outbreaks happen every season, but never this fast, never this widespread. Some are openly saying by the end of peak season, half the island could have it, and nobody’s even shocked anymore. Superyachts. Champagne. Perfect Instagram lives. Behind the scenes? A floating petri dish. Who do you think the influencer is, and how long before they get exposed?

@gauravvohra @tguler_ @Ryanair Roman concrete 🤷‍♂️ it’s self healing

@tguler_ @Ryanair Coliseum in amazing condition wow

Hey @Ryanair, I took a photo of Rome from your plane. Could you give me a free ticket for this amazing photo?

@RVABURN @GR8GME @byebyeshorters

@GR8GME @byebyeshorters Cent trees

Does RC say Decades or Dec Eights? 🍦 Vote now (timestamped to clip) x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@ODB123 @gavinmayreal

@gavinmayreal The $10 arrow ignores reality. GME’s cash floor, zero debt, and synthetic order-flow distortions make that level mathematically impossible without a full-blown market anomaly.

if you’re wondering what will happen on earnings next week, don’t worry. i got u covered

@NextBigThings_ @ashtonforbes

;) Buckaroo Banzai, 1984: "The Oscillation Overthruster - the oscillation overthruster is a miniature colliding beam accelerator which creates intermediate vector bosons from the annihilation of electrons and their antimatter counterparts, positrons. It is a device that enabled scientist and adventurer Buckaroo Banzai to travel through solid matter and to the eighth dimension and back. It is an object size of a fist. In the Jet Car it is placed inside a gyro cradle and needs superconducting magnets cooled by liquid helium to operate."

Call it whatever you want, but when a person phases through a wall, that's teleportation to me. Macroscopic quantum tunneling just won the Nobel Prize in Physics.

I just visited a Gamestop near me and they don't even sell brick's and Mortar. Is Ryan Cohen stupid?

Is that water from the onions?

@CathieDeLuca @lordoflolz Soon…

@lordoflolz Already know enough about Connie Francis so next!

$GME I beg you all to read up on what Warren Buffett did with $COKE and the cash-secured puts.

@MASTERDeNONE @mog_russEN

@mog_russEN To whoever wrote this. What is your version of a big ass rat?

🚨⚡️Drama at the Airport: Emirates Airlines employees chase a small mouse on the runway, and the scene turns into an unexpected comedic chase! 😂🐭

@SmalltimeJones @firesunf You should only lick 9-volt batteries!

@firesunf gotta lick something

it has been 10 minutes and i feel ill. please do not tell my wife what i have done

@lala13369440 @gavinmayreal … so far

@gavinmayreal gme is a piece of shit and so is RC

these retards went long that garbage thinking they’d get free warrants that would also go up?