Turles

@917392I dont worry donut its ok

@TurlesFromDB whast wrong...

life really sucks but atleast i have my online friends

@DeathlyPrice "And then the official Sam and Cat Twitter account asked all the little kids for feet pics"

@suchnerve how do you know me so well

Person whose daytimes have often sucked, and has only been consistently left alone at nighttime, conditioning them to equate nighttime with freedom: “Whyyyyyy do I keep staying up so late??”

@sillylilylmaoo well more older women putting out their cigarettes on oneself left for me (i also am not really sure about it)

It probably actually hurts really bad i dont want older women doing this to me im very sensitive to pain

@917392I Good morning!

goodmorn donutlings..

fuck man. its 1 am. im hugging a pillow. i wanna cry but i cant. i feel nothing

@pukara damn

can i win something anyways

man i made this account to vent about stuff i cant talk with irls about and even on here im too scared 90% of the time to actually open up. i only ever shared whats on my mind when i was drunk as fuck

minecraft """"""""""""""""""""fandom"""""""""""""""""""" has to be one of the most pathetic communities in existence literally no matter what they add there's always an extremely loud and obnoxious crowd of people who do NOTHING but complain

@yurimusings i dont care i still want it

have you guys ever actually had a cigarette put out on you because it hurts like fucking hell

@boooombaaaaaa @suchnerve holy shit man. hope youre better now

@TurlesFromDB @suchnerve same thing happened to me after i got flustered from fucking up a presentation and she did that shit to me w my face on the desk. later fully ghosted me during break the same period my beloved pet budgie died and i dont remember the rest of high school after that

“Tips for flirting with guys?” Oh please it’s not hard. For example, if he has scalp hair that can be easily finger-styled: “Wait, the wind messed up your hair a bit. I could fix it for you!” If he consents, proceed with your fingers angled so your nails lightly scratch his scalp

@peeholelicker who are you and how did you get access to MY drafts

a glimpse into the mind

@917392I And thats alright!

Im a degenerate

@QalliCallie @Genderade_ would have gotten a like outta me

gave my phone to oomf for like 20 seconds and she tried to tweet this

@prisyum what model is it? Ive wanted to get a nice watch for some time now

@TurlesFromDB casio4life

the multicam scrunchie is the most controversial thing on my wrist

@rattecs what kinda monster

for my next trick i shall turn this unopened monster into an empty monster

@pykmku give em the chair

I got jury duty, how long should i sentence him? 1 like = 1 day 1 retweet = 1 month 1 comment = 1 year

@917392I i wouldnt worry about that, the post guys gets hundreds of packages daily and have seen the craziest things imaginable. they couldnt care less. You got this!

@TurlesFromDB Im scared theyl l look thru them..

can u guys share some tips on how to like buy clothes online without anyone seeing me actually take delivery of them..