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@luke_irons @Se_Railway Yeah exactly

@Se_Railway Stuck on one. A lot of frustration on the train as other train companies using the same line are still moving up and down the track. Perhaps the announcement/guard/driver could inform the train why.

⚠️NEW: We have received reports of a fire on a property near the railway in the #LondonBridge area. Trains may be diverted to/from London Victoria. 🎟️You may use your ticket at no extra cost on London Underground services between London terminals.

@royalgreenwich @Se_Railway Fake news ai

@Turnhead75 @Se_Railway

@orangeminion @Se_Railway Looks like fuck all

@Se_Railway For those wondering it’s the Recycling Centre

@Se_Railway This "fire" will be nothing, it's been raining all day FFS

⚠️ UPDATE: Fire on property next to the railway #LondonBridge Trains diverted via alternate routes. 🎟️You may use your ticket at no extra cost on: London Underground services between London terminals Elizabeth Line Highspeed services all routes.

@Damothelaski @DOGE__news His mate could have used another copy of the pass but for final check he didn't and replaced it with this

@DOGE__news So fake. Before you even get to board the flight there is 3-4 places they ask for your passport and boarding pass.

That's hilarious.

@aiscoutofficial Is this still open?

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@Se_Railway What about tomorrow?

⚠️ONGOING: Due to a signalling fault at #Wadhurst 📷A reduced service on the Hastings Line until the end of the day 📷#INC8B24994730CF47FBB553CEAEB926085C" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">southeasternrailway.co.uk/travel-informa…… pic.x.com/2pr0emaezo

⚠️ONGOING: Signalling fault at #Wadhurst ❗️A reduced service on the Hastings Line until the end of the day ℹ️ More information: #INC8B24994730CF47FBB553CEAEB926085C" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">southeasternrailway.co.uk/travel-informa…

@Se_Railway Criminal, you wouldn't be allowed to transport animals this way, people standing up sweating, 🥵

@Turnhead75 We recognise much of the current fleet is tired and in need of upgrading. As such, we are working with urgency. We have started a formal procurement process with a number of manufacturers, assess the available options to replace some or all these trains. ^PK

@Se_Railway hottest day of year, on 1626 from Charing X to Tonbridge, no Aircon, like a sauna, your train stock from 1950s? 🥵🥵🥵

@BurnsideNotTosh They've been in power for 5 fucking mins you div

@BFI I want to go see dune 1450 showing shall I just turn up?

Unfortunately our Box Office maintenance has taken longer than planned and we have had to stop sales for all BFI venues. We apologise for the inconvenience and hope to be open as soon as technically possible. Our next set of Members' Mondays screenings will now go on sale tomorrow (Fri 26 Apr) at midday.

@Se_Railway I'm on 1708 from Charing x stuck outside dunton green with zero info

⚠️NEW: Due to trespassers on the railway at #Sevenoaks ⚡Network Rail have had to turn the power off to the lines ❌No trains can run through the area. Services may be delayed, revised or cancelled.

@Independent Click bait by the independent again

Does Oppenheimer's award season domination herald a troubling return to Hollywood’s macho ‘dad movie’ days?

@Samfr Yeah let's just leave it to Tories who've proved how to do it well 😂

My biggest worry now is that Labour simply don't have the capacity or experience to deal with what's going to hit them in government.

@the2ndhop Weird take

I see all the racists are getting excited about whatever is happening in Nottingham this morning. Ghoulish cunts.

What is the best psychopath movie you've ever seen?

@GeneralBoles Cos 13 yrs of Tories has been smooth sailing

There they are, plotting their coalition of chaos #Coronation

@JohnBishop100 @JeremyClarkson Did John come out and slam Jo brand for saying she wanted to throw acid in a conservative politicians face? Nope

WTF is this ?? I don't care who you are or who you work for you simply can not write things like this. It is a blatant appeal to incite humiliation and violence on a woman. Some have excused it as dark humour. There is mo joke here @JeremyClarkson and no excuse.