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@CityDeskNYC @ZohranKMamdani 🤡

Cuomo built a track record of delivering results while Mamdani’s team can’t even deliver basic decency. While Zohran’s dancing around menorahs & faking Black identity for clout, Andrew’s busy reminding New York what actual governance looks like. Mamdani’s “holiday spirit”? Mocking Jews, exploiting race, and pushing radical policies that’d make the city unlivable. Cuomo’s got flaws, but at least he’s not a walking anti-Semitic TikTok cringe reel with a socialist agenda. Keep the jet2 sound—New York needs leaders, not performative clowns.

Can the @ZohranKMamdani team plz use the jet2 holiday sound on some cuomo content 😅

@Budget your LGA location is overbooked. I have a prepaid corporate rental and still waiting close to 1.5 hours. How? We’ve hardly moved on this line

The least surprised person on planet earth at this moment:

Who gets custody of Joe Rogan?

Someone put Musk on a podcast immediately, this needs to escalate 😂

When Trump said he was going to get rid of capital gains tax I thought he was going to get rid of the tax part not capital gains

BREAKING: US ECONOMY'S PRONOUNS = WAS/WERE

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It's also important to understand that the tariff rates that foreign countries are supposedly charging us are just made-up numbers. South Korea, with which we have a trade agreement, is not charging a 50% tariff on U.S. exports. Nor is the EU charging a 39% tariff.

april fools is cancelled this year because there’s no bigger joke than the current state of america

the whole internet rn.

@YourAnonCentral Here is what really happened in the Oval Office

@MTA i love how the bus refused to stop for me at 2 different stops 🤡 Q32, stop 5th and 32nd and Madison and 32nd. 3/1 approx 6:25PM

@GovKathyHochul I interviewed for a NYS job. They require u to have no side gigs despite an abysmal pay. A strict in-office policy & big brother-like monitoring of your activities. Overly bureaucratic. My potential boss was mega COVID conscious & required every1 around her to wear masks—in 2024

Forget what DOGE says — New York wants YOU! From education to public safety, we are HIRING. Federal employees: check out ny.gov/wewantyou for opportunities in the Empire State.

Now dump Eric Adams