Cliff Chapman (Parody) ( ,/ )

Favourite lie I've told my kids is that The Artist Formerly Known As Prince was only the size of a cat and had to have special clothes and shoes made just for him. They asked where he is now I told them someone asked him to hold their party balloon and he floated off into the sky

My uncle is panicking. He’s running against a strong Black woman—and a former prosecutor—who isn’t afraid to call him out or mock him. His whole campaign strategy was based around attacking Joe Biden—his age, his infirmity, his cognitive decline. It was all projection, of course, but because Pres. Biden is old and has slowed down in the last four years, and because he doesn’t shout or bully, Donald was able to make the attacks stick thanks, in large part, to his foot soldiers in the corporate media.

How a Commodore Amiga Tank Mouse works. Who remembers when computer mouse's used a roller ball?

@Rickus_gamecat Oh no you're fine!

@TweetsCliff Very true dude lol . I was over analysing My bad

People get pissed off about the fridge in Crystal Skull, but there's *sort of* a scientific conceit for that, however flimsy. Whereas Indy would almost certainly be dead after three to four set pieces in the first hour of Temple of Doom, and no one cares...

@Rickus_gamecat I don't really mind the stuff in either film in terms of actually watching them, but the fan reaction makes them both slightly infuriating. Given I'm a Who fan and almost every criticism can just be consumed in whataboutery, I should know better...

@TweetsCliff It's comic book fun. That's all you need to know. Especially as its based on the long form Saturday morning cinema shows from the 50's. Logic can get in the bin .

Streetfighter II: Turbo Edition for the SNES Doctor Who: Inferno on VHS Super Wario Land for the Gameboy

Oh, God: I’ve just been reminded of this abomination - a bastardised US take on The Avengers: youtu.be/KO3gJXKapcE?si…

@FubsyShabaroon Ooh. Never heard of it. Will give it a go. :)

Dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this? 😍

@TheCyberdevil Everything Ian says about them makes them a further turn off, too. Matthew is right. Ian's attitude poisons people off them even more than the frequently wonky likenesses, instances of slapdash animation, and the general sense of half arsing with AI rather than actual artistry.

@TheCyberdevil Despite numerous deeply unpleasant & frustrating encounters with Ian in the past I went in to them with an open mind - especially as I agreed Toymaker looked *rank*, & I thought they showed promise at first. But he rushed them & has no sense of quality control. They're awful.

No Ian, we really wouldn't be pissing our pants to get them and rave all over them. If it was done by someone else who didn't use death threats or arrogance, they would still be considered bad.

@SiHunt1234 @TheCyberdevil We can predict Ian's response though. You can't reason with him, criticism washes over him like water off a duck's back...

@TheCyberdevil Is there a case for saying if you are replying to Ian, which you directly are, you should reply to his post properly? Isn’t replying when he can’t see it a little… cowardly?

@oldandrewuk Also Toast of London and Extras. And I suppose, Black Books. And What We Do On The Shadows. It's a pity some of them are written by fairly unpleasant people, but art and the artist and all that...

@oldandrewuk Goodnight Sweetheart, just to mix it up a bit. It was a crime that revival pilot wasn't picked up, but other, quite shit ones were. Also strong runners up - New Statesman. Blackadder. Coupling. Fawlty Towers. Father Ted (alas). Early Red Dwarf. Yes Minister. Dad's Army.

What is the best sit-com of all time?

Voice studio, obviously

@samuel_z1993 @anon_opin I was in them all the time before Brexit. One of the only reliable places for cheap (soft or alcoholic) drinks and cheap food in London with a roof over your head, where you could chill out and read/work for a bit if you had time to kill/a bad back but not much cash.

@anon_opin People don’t like Tim Martin which is fair enough but generally the people who ‘boycott’ never tend to use them anyway

Wetherspoons gets far too much stick. Their food and drinks are reasonably priced and their pubs are often in interesting old buildings. It's just snobbery that gives them a bad name.

@anon_opin It's because of Brexiteering shitbag, Tim Martin. That's why. They were perfectly serviceable until he showed his true colours.

Happy 25th @bigfinish ! It was lovely to be in a few (I'm inexpensive and available for more!) and it's been a delight bingeing those early releases on the app two decades later whilst gardening, dog walking and gym-ing lately.

Happy 25 years to @bigfinish 🎉 Thanks for all the stories, for making me laugh, cry, and leaving me wondering what will happen next! Thanks for following me on Twitter back in 2011 and for staying with me, Thanks for bringing joy to everyone who listens to your audio dramas.