David Haslam

@Morrisons doughnuts delivered?

@Morrisons Holly, your partner in crime Raj has beaten you to this via @facebook and is currently trying to sort the crushing disappointment

Bought from @Morrisons. Dissapointment after eating 3 without custard to find the last 2 also without custard! #Morrisonsfail #Custardgate

@ColeenRoo please retweet

Check out my custom truck in #MMXRacing for iOS. Join me, it's free! bit.ly/mmxracing

I just won a game of Solitaire! bit.ly/soltaire_free

“@SamcGregg: id rather have normal PG tips not sage and onion! Think there was a problem with Alice's deals today. ” 😂

"@Goggleblox: Frozen alternative?! #FrozenFever @Disney @LEGO_Group pic.twitter.com/UKOc0myder" @TwistedxDave @p_critchley

@vauxhall had the pleasure of driving 3 Lotus Carltons when i was serving my apprenticeship at Vauxhall in Bolton.

#waroftheworlds in Manchester with a Desperados the world is a good place. Unless under martian attack.....

@SamsungMobileUK @SamsungMobile @GoPro Couldnt afford a high octane camera and mount. Galaxy S3 and gaffer tape!

@ATVIAssist no worries. Cheers guys and gals. Thought it might have just been my app.

What a beautiful event. What a glorious achievement. Well done @esa, @ESA_Rosetta and little, brave, gorgeous @Philae2014

@SHGames @ATVIAssist @CallofDuty Hey to all, just wondering why Career History is blank with the AW app?I've Prestiaged and was a Founder

@Goddess_trouble @itvthismorning what live vasectomy? Ill do it if they need people!

This Daily Mail front page is quite something thepoke.co.uk/2014/10/05/typ… (h/t @JimboLoony)

@beachheadstudio @ATVIAssist @CallofDuty built everything and it's still not unlocked :-(

@beachheadstudio @ATVIAssist @CallofDuty hey guys and girls, having an issue with 'The Architect' achievement on Xbox360.

@ledger_arran yeah. Ground Support Tech :-). Id have you causing mental health issues. Not supporting them. Lol!

@ledger_arran all good dude. Where you working now?