Tweet Master Gogo

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Tweet Master Gogo

Tweet Master Gogo

@TwitMasterGOGO

आया हूँ तो कुछ तो ट्वीट करके जाऊँगा (Likes/Retweets are not endorsements) (tweets are for entertainment purposes only/Parody account)

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Tweet Master Gogo
Tweet Master Gogo@TwitMasterGOGO·
श्री @vinodkapri से निवेदन है कि अगर वो The Gujarat Files बनाए तो उसमे ये सीन ज़रूर रखे
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nehr_wh0@Nehr_who_2·
Indian Muslims are against the war in Iran and have donated to war relief That's called Humanity Muslims criticize the Govt made crisis such as supporting the US in war thus provoking Iran to halt our ship leading to the LPG crisis That's what an aware citizen does So fck off
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Amock_
Amock_@Amockx2022·
THIS IS PEAK CINEMA 🍿 Bhakt : If there was no Modi, China would have captured India Journalist : Where did you learn it? Bhakt : From WhatsApp 😭😭 Journalist : Did you go to college? Bhakt : Yes but i learnt more on WhatsApp. I am getting post graduate knowledge 😂 Journalist : Salute to you and WhatsApp 🫡
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Ankit Mayank
Ankit Mayank@mr_mayank·
Moye Moye for BJP 😂 Gen Z — Why you want to change our name from ‘India’ to ‘Bharat’? BJP Spokie — What is our country’s name? India or Bharat? Gen Z — Constitution says both India & Bharat 🔥 BJP Spokie — No, ‘India’ was given by Britishers Gen Z — You are wrong. If so, then tell me who called us ‘Hindu’? 🤣 *Both BJP Spokie & Anjana went silent, almost crying* 😭😭😭
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Manish RJ
Manish RJ@mrjethwani__·
Shanti se dekhiye.. koi gaali mat dega…😃
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Sincere Dibya
Sincere Dibya@TheSincereDude·
Brilliant. The Ministry just handed us the confession. Read what they wrote carefully. They say commercial LPG is “deregulated and market determined.” Translation: We deliberately removed government protection from the cylinders that every dhaba, tea stall, street vendor and small eatery depends on, and now we’re hiding behind market when it burns them. You chose to deregulate it. You own what happens next. Now about this Strait of Hormuz argument — Saudi Contract Price jumped 44%. Okay. That’s real. Nobody is denying West Asia is in crisis. But here’s the question your ministry conveniently forgot to answer: India bought discounted Russian crude for 2 straight years. Saved billions. Where is that strategic energy buffer? An energy sovereign nation builds reserves and bilateral supply cushions PRECISELY for a moment like this. You didn’t build any. So today, the dhaba owner pays the price for your 10 years of slogans. Now this comparison - Pakistan ₹1,046. Sri Lanka ₹1,242. Nepal ₹1,208. Ji, you are genuinely comparing India to three economically broken, IMF dependent nations and calling it a victory. Pakistan is on a bailout. Sri Lanka literally collapsed. Nepal imports everything. This is the benchmark Modi’s government has set for 1.4 billion Indians. And the OMC losses argument; ₹40,000 crore by May? These same OMCs posted record profits in 2022-23 when crude was cheap and pump prices weren’t cut. Where did those profits go? Not to the poor. Not to reserves. Not to PMUY families. You absorb losses when it suits the narrative. You booked profits when it didn’t. Domestic cylinder at ₹913 “protected”, good. But the commercial cylinder hike means the ₹30 thali at the corner dhaba is now ₹45. The poor man didn’t buy the cylinder. He just eats the food cooked on it. You protected the cylinder. You didn’t protect the meal. 5 states are voting. After May 4th, let’s see how long ₹913 stays “protected.” The ministry tweeted 12 handles in one post to look busy. Twelve handles. Zero accountability.
Ministry of Petroleum and Natural Gas #MoPNG@PetroleumMin

Prices of Commercial LPG cylinders, used by industries and hotels, are deregulated, market determined and revised normally on a monthly basis. Their consumption is less than 10% of the total LPG consumed in the country. April 1 price increase in Commercial cylinder price is due to a 44% surge in the Saudi Contract Price: from $542/MT in March to $780/MT for April, as 20-30% of global LPG supplies are stuck in Strait of Hormuz. In line with the commitment of Hon’ble PM @narendramodi, the domestic consumer continues to be comprehensively protected: ∙14.2 kg domestic cylinder: Rs 913 — price unchanged ∙PMUY beneficiary price: Rs 613 — price unchanged. At current prices, OMCs are incurring under recovery of Rs 380/cylinder. Cumulative losses by end-May will reach approximately Rs 40,484 crore. Last year also, out of total losses of Rs 60,000 crore, Rs 30,000 crore were absorbed by Oil PSUs and Rs 30,000 crore by Government of India, in order to insulate the Indian citizen from high international LPG prices. India’s domestic LPG price remains one of the the lowest in the world as compared to Pakistan: Rs 1,046. Sri Lanka: Rs 1,242. Nepal: Rs 1,208. @PMOIndia @HardeepSPuri @TheSureshGopi @nsitharaman @FinMinIndia @IndianOilcl @BPCLimited @HPCL @PIB_India @PIBHindi

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SirKazam {blu tik}
SirKazam {blu tik}@SirKazamJeevi·
Why do men/women/children are made to dance for him where he goes - airports, hotels, stadiums, stations, temples, streets, trains, even a tea garden! What’s this Azeem-O-Shaan Shahenshah syndrome?? 😅
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I.P. Singh
I.P. Singh@IPSinghSp·
दुनिया का कौन सा ऐसा देश है जिसके 20 नागरिक इजरायल ईरान युद्ध में मारे गए हों और उसका प्रधानमंत्री मौन हो? देशवासियों को तब पता चला कि जब कुवैत सरकार का विमान शवों को लेकर कोचीन एयरपोर्ट पर उतरा। PM महिलाओं के बीच डांस कर रहे हैं जश्न मना रहे हैं। न विदेश मंत्री, न गृहमंत्री, रक्षामंत्री का बयान न मन की बात में PM ने जिक्र किया।
I.P. Singh@IPSinghSp

एर्नाकुलम, केरल कुवैत में जान गंवाने वाले 20 भारतीय नागरिकों के पार्थिव शरीर देर रात कुवैत एयरवेज की एक विशेष उड़ान से कोचीन अंतरराष्ट्रीय हवाई अड्डे पर पहुंचे। हमारे 20 योग ईरान के हमले में मारे गये और भारत सरकार और न्यूज चैनलों ने इतनी बडी खबर को दबाये रखा। पार्थिव शरीर आने के बाद देशवासियों को इसकी जानकारी हुई है।

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Ajeet Gautam (Samsi)
Ajeet Gautam (Samsi)@AjeetSamsi93576·
बैनर नीचे कर दो, नहीं तो हमेशा के लिए बेरोजगार रह जाओगे! यही शब्द थे देश के सबसे बड़े सूबे के मुखिया के जो छात्र 8 वर्षों से #प्राथमिक_शिक्षक_भर्ती की मांग कर रहे है,उनकी समस्या सुनना और समाधान करना तो दूर,ऊपर से धमकी दे दी,इतना भी अहंकार ठीक नही साहब. @myogiadityanath @UPGovt
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𝖢𝖺𝗍𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗒𝖺
RSS provided FULL SUPPORT in making this film, The "Kerala Story". Film's producer openly boasting at an event hosted by "World Hindu Congress". Also we know how the prime monster promoted this movie in his election campaigns
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ηᎥ†Ꭵղ
ηᎥ†Ꭵղ@nkk_123·
Sher pala hai, kutta nahi
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Avishek Goyal
Avishek Goyal@AG_knocks·
Vice-President’s convoy with 42 vehicles🙄 Even the king of Dubai is accompanied by just one car but the abundance of vehicles in VP’s convoy suggests we belong to 4th world nation🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Shad Roaman
Shad Roaman@Bihari_Ladka57·
मथुरा में दंगा भड़काने पुलिस पे पत्थर फेंकने वाला दक्ष चौधरी 7 दिन में रिहा तुम मुझे खून दो, मैं तुम्हें मुल्लों से आजादी दूंगा कहने वाला राघव 1 दिन में रिहा नदी मे मुर्गी का हड्डी फेंकने के आरोपी मुसलमान का 18 दिन में दो जमानत अर्जी खारिज। ये सेलेक्टिव जस्टिस नही तो क्या है
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Mohammed Zubair
Mohammed Zubair@zoo_bear·
At least the Godi media Anchors and IT cell trolls didn’t hold the entire Indian Navy responsible for the actions of Chintada Ravindra, unlike how they collectively blamed and targeted the entire Muslim community for weeks over the heinous crime committed by Aftab Poonawala.
Ankita Mahalanobish@onkeyta_

Woman killed. Body chopped, put in a suitcase & fridge. Head burnt. Accused: Chintada Ravindra. Result: Total radio silence. No outrage. This is not something the Right wing can weaponize. Had he been a Muslim, you know exactly what your timeline would look like right now.

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nehr_wh0
nehr_wh0@Nehr_who_2·
The law is so bad that even RW accounts are protesting against it and condemning the withholding of our accounts by the Govt. What a day to live in.
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Manish RJ
Manish RJ@mrjethwani__·
Dreams brought them to the city, hunger is now forcing them to leave. 🙂
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खुचरेंप
>सबसे पहले मंच की भव्यता देखो, >उसके बाद सजावट में हुए खर्च का अनुमान लगाओ, >फिर सोचो कि देश में गैस की कमी की वजह से लोगों का पलायन शुरू हो गया है। और प्रधान सेवक करोड़ों रुपए फूंक दे रहे हैं।
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nehr_wh0@Nehr_who_2·
The height of reel addiction The Prime Minister forced his SPG to hide behind a pole while making a reel. What an embarrassment . Kar wo raha hai sharm mujhe aa rahi hai.
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Anjali Bhardwaj
Anjali Bhardwaj@AnjaliB_·
A company with no prior experience of making ventilators was given a contract for 10,000 ventilators worth Rs 373 Cr under the PMCARES fund during COVID, found an investigation by Huffpost. Many hospitals complained that PMCARES ventilators were of poor quality, leading to hypoxia in patients. Watch- youtube.com/watch?v=7TSBJe…
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Sincere Dibya
Sincere Dibya@TheSincereDude·
#BREAKİNG : The US government has officially put India on a censorship watchlist. Not a journalist. Not an opposition leader. Washington DC. In writing. Submitted to the US Congress. This is not politics anymore. This is a permanent international record. Here is why every Indian should be deeply concerned: ▪️ India is in the middle of high-stakes trade negotiations with the US. The USTR just labeled our IT Rules a “trade barrier”, the same category as tariffs. America now has a weapon at the negotiating table, and we handed it to them ourselves. ▪️ India has recorded 600+ internet shutdowns, more than any other democracy on this planet. The world noticed. Washington documented it. ▪️ The Modi government just introduced the world’s strictest content takedown window; just 3 hours. Even legal experts are calling it a recipe for mass over censorship. ▪️ Global tech companies now look at India not as an opportunity, but as a compliance risk. ▪️ Foreign investors and digital businesses read USTR reports closely. This directly kills FDI confidence in India’s digital economy. Article 19(1)(a) of our Constitution is not being buried in courtrooms. It is being quietly strangled through government orders sent to servers in Silicon Valley. On one side, the “Vishwaguru” slogan. On the other side, America officially calling us a censorship state in a trade document. This is not nationalism. This is international disgrace, and the price will be paid by India’s economy, its credibility, and its future generations.
The Wire@thewire_in

US Govt Report Says Indian Authorities' Takedown Orders to US Social Media Firms 'Politically Motivated' The takedowns under the IT Rules has been identified by Washington as non-tariff 'trade barriers,' along with frequent internet shutdowns. thewire.in/trade/us-govt-…

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