Paul Franklin

@bonkerbagdarrel TBF he's only a couple of hundred years wrong... We used to send our criminals there...

Who wants to tell them????

@SamNevin98 @SophieP25397 Nice conflation there.

@TwitPaulF @SophieP25397 If anything wouldn't this make it WORSE that a young girl can't get an abortion?? Or are you just here to spout a racist narrative?

Coming near you when #Reform win the 2029 GE

@shouq_al90149 Bloke here. Dress looks amazing. Sod the rest of them. 👍

Now I'm two months from the wedding, and my entire bridal party is "gently suggesting" I find something more "classic." My mother-in-law offered to buy me a "proper" dress from David's Bridal. But when I put this on, I see my grandmother's garden, her stories about village celebrations, the culture she left behind when she immigrated. Yes, it's not a traditional white gown. Yes, people might whisper. But isn't a wedding dress supposed to make you feel like the truest version of yourself? I'm torn between keeping peace and keeping this dress that makes my heart sing every time I look at those embroidered birds

@itsrosesm Last week. Why? The road was dry, clear and long and winding, fun.

Who here has pushed their car past 100 mph? Why did you do it?

@AmIActuallyOnX @WorkElizab Especially if you sharpen them for extra grip...

@WorkElizab As a GenX kid, It wasn't the bike that defined our childhood. IYKYK!!

A bike which defines your childhood

@FishleyMackerel @TonyKeithmxin @clairebubblepop The answer to that is "Not a sufficiently large sample to be evidential" Equating theoretical statistics based on a population of 8 individuals Vs actual statistics on a population of 70 million shows how stupid you are. Also, sounds like you're racist.

@TwitPaulF @TonyKeithmxin @clairebubblepop If I have 6 brown monkeys and 2 black monkeys in my yard and one black monkey steals does that mean 50% of all black monkeys everywhere are thieves

In Britain they’d have you believe Muslims are taking over. Oh yeah with huge numbers of 6%. Fucking get a grip you racist dickheads!

@Strudders68 @SophieP25397 Still immigrants lol

@TwitPaulF @SophieP25397 The OP is from Alabama, it’s most likely to be a relative. Change the narrative you moron

@ClimateWarrior7 It's Tuesday, 112 now.

Israel is currently comitting 103 separate genocides in Gaza. This signifies a mega-genocide in international law. Absolutely sobering.

@TheGriftReport Allegedly? It's on fucking video everywhere. Murder now, the girl died, the man is still serious (smacked his head against the wall and stopped moving). All these cunts need removing from society.

X Factor finalist Gabrielle Carrington has been charged with attempted murder after allegedly driving a car into pedestrians outside a central London nightclub. The 29-year-old, who reached the 2013 live finals with girl group Miss Dynamix and now posts as influencer RielleUK, was arrested following the crash at 4:30am on Sunday. She allegedly ploughed into a group outside Inca nightclub in Argyll Street, Soho, leaving TikTok star Klaudia Zakrzewska (Klaudiaglam) critically injured and fighting for her life. A man in his 50s suffered life-changing injuries while unlocking his e-scooter, while a woman in her 30s was treated for minor injuries. Carrington also faces charges of grievous bodily harm with intent, actual bodily harm and drink-driving. She has been remanded in custody and will appear at Westminster Magistrates’ Court today. Gabrielle Carrington, 29, known as RIELLEUK (left) Klaudiaglam - real name Klaudia Zakrzewska (right)

@james_xond Yep. Fuck this, fuck that, fuck everything.

People who were teenagers before social media existed, would you trade today’s tech to go back?

@wholemars What about drink driving?

It hit me yesterday when I was going to pick up lunch. I pre-cooled the Tesla Model 3 from my phone, and set the destination to the restaurant. Then I hit start self-driving. Mad Max mode, park in the parking lot. The car drove so confidently, it's movements were so lifelike... I just couldn't believe it. The way it drives is... confident... comforting... better than anything I could have imagined. As it drove me to pick up my lunch order, I changed the music on my phone. I turned up the music and danced a little as I opened X and started reading and replying to peoples comments. It got to the restaurant before I even realized where we were, pulled into the parking lot, and parked perfectly. I picked up the food, put it in the frunk, and then got in the car. Tapped Home (Mad Max, Park in Driveway selected automatically) and then hit self-driving. The car drove me back home like a work of art. It didn't send the food flying around. It was just perfect. When it got home it parked in the driveway, right where the car was before I left, and I brought the food inside. It just hit me like damn, they really created a personally owned Robotaxi. This is the user experience I have been dreaming of for years, and now it's here. It's really working, and it's better than I imagined. The coming months and years will be a lot of fun as we just remove the driver out of the equation entirely.

@anon_opin You calling the Welsh idiots?

Every flag should feature a mythical animal. Notice how the roundabouts aren't being painted in Wales? It's because idiots can't draw a dragon.

@MbarkCherguia He walks towards me with a weapon then my foot is on the floor with me ducking down. Especially with video evidence, it's self defence from armed attack.

De-escalation should ALWAYS be the first priority when faced with hostile/violent circumstances. What would you do in this situation?

@Fights_bro That's not a sucker punch....

Girl sucker punches Male student and this happens

@legsidelizzy You're bored of serious high level national security risks that the cunt at no 10 knowingly took?

I suspect it might just be me but lord above I am bored of the Mandelson security vetting stories.

@oldspeak_books We invented the language, you lazy fuckers destroy it daily.

Is it weird that I cringe when English people say bookstore instead of bookshop?

@clairebubblepop Yeah, Labour. Your left wing party of peace... Blair, Campbell and their fucking cronies. Yet someone made Blair some Middle East Peace Envoy.... You couldn't make this shit up. You just scored another own goal.

Hey guys, you do know if the UK hadn’t help bomb the shit outta so many countries in the Middle East we wouldn’t have so many asylum seekers? But yeah let’s not mention that part aye!

@TheFloridaMike Give the cunt one from me dude.

EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT: A black passenger spit on a bus driver, who let the thug know he didn't like being disrespected. Was the bus driver out of line, or was he teaching him a well-deserved lesson?

@ClearReason Tosser. I can happily blame Israel for many of the worlds problems. That's not blaming Jews. Why are you a fucking racist?

Criticize Israel all you want. Blaming Jews as a whole isn’t criticism. It’s prejudice.