Balls on fire

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Balls on fire

Balls on fire

@TwoBallsOnFire

Fuck your feelings | Talking shit while taking a dump | Scratch my balls while you’re here reading my bio

Киев, Россия Katılım Temmuz 2011
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Mark Carney
Mark Carney@MarkJCarney·
Aujourd’hui, nous avons annoncé un nouveau soutien militaire à l’Ukraine de l’ordre de 270 M$. Le combat de l’Ukraine est notre combat. Sa cause — liberté, démocratie, souveraineté — est notre cause. Heureux d’avoir vu le président @ZelenskyyUa à Erevan, aujourd’hui. 🇨🇦🇺🇦
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🇷🇺 Гармония Гормонов 🇷🇺
Дима сломал систему 🏆 Кенийцы в недоумении 😄 Парень из Пензы. 42,195 км 2 часа 9 минут Гордимся вами, Дмитрий 👏👏👏
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Balls on fire
Balls on fire@TwoBallsOnFire·
@SenWarren Not a single positive comment. You should just resign, Liz.
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Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren@SenWarren·
If Jeff Bezos can drop $10 million to sponsor the Met Gala, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.
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Balls on fire@TwoBallsOnFire·
@heraskevych Тупая идиотина опять на санки лезет позорить страну. Из тебя многоразовый гандон сделали и натягивают когда пачкаться не хотят, а ты и рад.
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Vladyslav Heraskevych OLY
Vladyslav Heraskevych OLY@heraskevych·
«Шолом памʼяті» повертається у Італію. “Helmet of Remembrance” returns to Italy. Вже цього тижня «Шолом Пам’яті», за використання якого Міжнародний олімпійський комітет неправомірно та дискримінаційно дискваліфікував мене, повернеться в Італію — у той самий регіон, де проходили цьогорічні Олімпійські ігри. Історія «Шолому Пам’яті» продовжується. — This week, the “Helmet of Remembrance”, for the use of which the International Olympic Committee unfairly and discriminatorily disqualified me, will return to Italy — to the very same region where this year’s Olympic Games were held. The story of the “Helmet of Remembrance” continues.
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський
Discussed with @SecGenNATO Mark Rutte the implementation of the PURL initiative and attracting new contributions from partners today. It matters that Mark confirmed the program is working and that anti-ballistic missiles will continue to be supplied to Ukraine. It is important to deepen defense cooperation between Ukraine and NATO members, implement joint projects, and work on co-production. Thank you for supporting Ukraine and our people in the fight against Russian aggression. I am grateful for your support of the PURL initiative, which enables us to defend against Russia’s ballistic strikes.
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський
Today is truly an important day. There were many productive meetings on the sidelines of the 8th European Political Community Summit. I am grateful to everyone who is ready to work for our shared security and strengthen capabilities to protect life. I thank Armenia and Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan for the organization. Many countries were represented – and that means a lot. It demonstrates the scale of our unity – of all those who value life. And today, this unity has real strength.
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський
I had a good meeting with Prime Minister of Armenia @NikolPashinyan. Thank you for the invitation to the European Political Community Summit. This is the first visit by the President of Ukraine to Armenia in the past 24 years. It is important that we are restoring active dialogue between our countries. We discussed the situation in the region, as well as security challenges and threats. I briefed the Prime Minister on the diplomatic efforts aimed at achieving a real peace. We also discussed the development of our economic partnership. I proposed resuming the work of the Joint Intergovernmental Commission on Economic Cooperation and holding its next meeting this year in Kyiv.
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Kolomoiski 🇺🇸 🦅
Нацполиция провела массовые облавы на сотрудников ТЦК по всей Украине Проведено 44 обыска у действующих и бывших должностных лиц из числа руководящего состава военкоматов в 16 областях. Изъяты автомобили, мотоциклы, наличка. Военкомы подозреваются в незаконном обогащении и недостоверном декларировании почти на 92 млн грн.
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Balls on fire@TwoBallsOnFire·
@ZelenskyyUa “I believe Europe should be able to produce everything it needs to defend against everything – all the ballistic attacks and all other weapons – on its own.” All they need is a clown to tell them that.
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський
I believe Europe should be able to produce everything it needs to defend against everything – all the ballistic attacks and all other weapons – on its own. We offer a contribution to Europe’s defense – our Drone Deals. They bring countries together. And we need strong protection across Europe – from drones and all attacks, potential attacks, in the air, at sea, and on land. Drone Deals mean joint work, joint production, shared protection. Let’s move forward on this. From an intervention at the European Political Community Summit (3/3)
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Iuliia Mendel
Iuliia Mendel@IuliiaMendel·
“We are the only friends he has, so he might be better off keeping his mouth shut,” said the official. EU diplomats and officials said the country’s reform efforts had dwindled, particularly in the critical area of rule of law and anti-corruption measures ft.com/content/4641fc…
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський
We will continue to seek additional opportunities to strengthen Ukraine’s defense through cooperation with countries we have previously engaged with less. We are bringing Ukraine’s expertise in defense to the global level. Every Ukrainian company, all our manufacturers and developers, and the experience of our military in defense operations – all of this is a major Ukrainian asset.
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Balls on fire
Balls on fire@TwoBallsOnFire·
@Yatsenyuk_AP Сеня со своим высером нарисовался 🤡
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Arseniy Yatsenyuk
Arseniy Yatsenyuk@Yatsenyuk_AP·
Світ входить у фазу небезпечної нестабільності. Війна на Близькому Сході вже сьогодні впливає не лише на глобальну економіку, але й безпосередньо на безпеку України. Перше. Стрімке зростання цін на нафту приносить росії надприбутки. Російська нафта Urals продається за ціною, яка в окремі моменти навіть перевищує Brent. Це означає додаткові ресурси для фінансування війни проти України. Друге. Зменшення запасів озброєння у США. Американці витрачають значні обсяги ракет і боєприпасів, у тому числі для систем ППО. І це створює ризики для подальшої підтримки України. Третє. Внутрішня нестабільність у США. Вільний світ потребує сильного лідерства Сполучених Штатів у партнерстві з Європою. Без цього баланс сил буде порушено. Четверте. Наслідки війни відчують усі європейські країни – через інфляцію, економічний тиск і політичну нестабільність. І цим скористаються авторитарні режими. Світ можна врятувати. Про це говорили в етері @TVPWorld_com. Але для цього потрібне одне – політична сміливість наших союзників і реальна підтримка України. Україна вистоїть. Але перемога – це спільна відповідальність вільного світу. youtu.be/fgK0H7zK4Ps
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Kolomoiski 🇺🇸 🦅
Ай как жопу Зеленского подлизал, Ринатик
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський
We are launching an army reform. Throughout April, the key areas of the reform were agreed – the military command and the Government defined the framework for change. Now, in May, all key details will be finalized. In June, the reform will begin – and the first results must already be delivered in June, particularly in the area of financial support for soldiers, sergeants, and commanders of the Defense Forces of Ukraine. First: I have set the task of significantly increasing pay based on the principle of fairness. Specifically, combat missions on the frontline, real combat and leadership experience, and the effectiveness of a servicemember must guarantee increased pay. The minimum level must be at least 30,000 hryvnias for non-combat positions. For combat positions, it should be several times higher. For Ukrainian commanders, combat sergeants, and officers, pay must be dignified and significantly higher. Second: special attention to infantry. A Ukrainian infantryman who holds the frontline must feel that our state truly respects him. I have instructed that special contracts be introduced specifically for our infantry, with payments in the range of 250,000 to 400,000 hryvnias depending on the execution of combat missions. Third: approaches to staffing our units and managing personnel will be changed. I have instructed that the contract system in the Defense Forces be strengthened so that, by expanding the contract component, defined service duration terms are ensured and – starting already this year – a phased discharge from service becomes possible for those who were mobilized earlier, based on clear time-based criteria. I have instructed the military command and the Minister of Defense of Ukraine to discuss the implementation of the reform with our combat commanders and to take their proposals into account in the work on the reform’s details. Next week, I expect a report on concrete steps to implement the reform – including the schedule for increased payments starting in June and the system of updated contracts. Glory to Ukraine!
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Balls on fire
Balls on fire@TwoBallsOnFire·
@ZelenskyyUa “250,000 to 400,000 hryvnias depending on the execution of combat missions.” The key word is “depending on the execution”. Translation: You may get paid if you stay alive.
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Balls on fire
Balls on fire@TwoBallsOnFire·
@ZelenskyyUa “We are launching an army reform.” Реформа называется - Одни поворовали дайте и другим поворовать. Эта хуйня зайдёт иностарнцам и молодым и наивным. Обещаных денег они не увидят как своих ушей. Схемы очень простые и незамысловатые с угрозами, махинациями и т.д.
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Iuliia Mendel
Iuliia Mendel@IuliiaMendel·
⚡️⚡️⚡️The Ukrainian Defense Ministry's anti-corruption watchdog called for suspending top security official Rustem Umerov and nationalizing drone maker Fire Point late on April 29 amid corruption accusations. The statement followed the publication of a transcript of alleged conversations between Umerov, secretary of the Security and Defense Council and former defense minister, and Timur Mindich, a close associate of President Volodymyr Zelensky, by media outlet Ukrainska Pravda. Mindich reportedly lobbied Umerov for Fire Point's interests. kyivindependent.com/defense-minist…
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Marta Havryshko
Marta Havryshko@HavryshkoMarta·
Draft officers drove straight into the yard of a private home and abducted a man, despite violent resistance from his friends. The country of the “Four Freedoms.”
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Balls on fire
Balls on fire@TwoBallsOnFire·
@ZelenskyyUa It did not reduce revenues, it reduced deliveries to your partners 😂 Russia doesn’t lose money this way 🤡
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський
Based on the results from April, our long-range sanctions have reached a new level across three components: reducing Russia’s oil revenues, as well as the range and intensity of sanctions. It is important that not only is the target itself reached, as defined by the operational objective, but that the downtime of the target is increased or, at the very least, its operations are significantly reduced. According to the most conservative estimates, since the beginning of the year, the aggressor state has lost at least $7 billion solely as a direct result of our precise sanctions against Russia’s oil industry and refining sector – due to direct hits, downtime, and delays in shipments. I am grateful to all our warriors of the Defense Forces of Ukraine who, together with the Security Service of Ukraine and our intelligence agencies, are delivering these results. We will scale up our long-range systems capabilities. Decisions are being prepared. Glory to Ukraine!
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Balls on fire
Balls on fire@TwoBallsOnFire·
@Kolomoisk Забор от холопов по периметру низковат
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Kolomoiski 🇺🇸 🦅
Новые домики для ВПО от топовых застройщиков Vova and Co
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