Two Mooches

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Two Mooches

Two Mooches

@TwoMooches

Debt is slavery.

🇨🇦 Katılım Mayıs 2013
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Michelle Phillips
Michelle Phillips@Michphil1998·
As a middle class Canadian citizen I’m simply shocked that other Canadians can’t see what’s happening here. How do you not see the adult immigrants working the jobs our youth used to hold? How do you not look around when out in public and see the massive amounts of foreigners wearing foreign garb and speaking foreign languages? How do you not see the prices of groceries and realize that your dollar no longer has any purchasing power? How do you not fuel up and see the cost of fuel increasing due to taxes that if removed would make fuel affordable again? How do you not see the secondary CPP on your paycheque that generations before us weren’t forced to pay? How do you not see the excessive control the government is trying to take via the bills they’re currently discussing and passing? How do you not see the corruption, ethics violations and laws being broken by politicians, their family and friends with ZERO accountability and justice never being handed out? How do you not see the corrupt justice system who panders to foreigners allowing them to commit crimes on Canadian soil with almost zero punishment to protect their immigration status? How do you not see a justice system we were promised was blind hand lenient sentences based solely on race? How do you not see the billions sent to foreign countries, on illegal migrants and people who hate Canada? How do you not see the increase in homeless people on our streets, the increase in drug addictions and the degradation of society? How do you not see that our education and healthcare systems have been decimated due to mass immigration? HOW CAN YOU LIVE HERE AND NOT SEE THE TRUTH ALL AROUND YOU?
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Two Mooches@TwoMooches·
@CoryBMorgan “Fort Calgary” is now “The Confluence.” Just to make sure you understand how bad it all is.
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Two Mooches@TwoMooches·
@muscleforlife Yes, but I’d like to point out that we’ve gone too far. Excessive fat is unhealthy and arguably, to many, unattractive. The same is true of excess thinness; unhealthy and arguably unattractive. We should be striving for true health, which does include a certain % of body fat.
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Mike Matthews
Mike Matthews@muscleforlife·
The success of GLP-1 drugs hasn't shown that body positivity was fake. It’s just proof that humans can hold two thoughts in their head at once: 1. They genuinely hated the way society treated them for being fat. 2. They also genuinely wished they were thinner. As a thousand OF thirst traps have assured us, "humans contain multitudes." And (delete your) Instagram and TikTok contain marketing.
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Two Mooches@TwoMooches·
@albertanbeech We have a large family, so as my grandmother came to the end of her life, she had 4 kids and 8 grandchildren. Being able to spread time demands out, especially in the last few months, helped. Her kids visited daily. Large family is a blessing.
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Two Mooches@TwoMooches·
@nickimoraa To immensely support their care, visiting frequently, arranging the administrative items, ensure they are being taken care of. But not necessarily to fully sacrifice my own life for their aging years. To employ available supports rather than to fully shoulder the responsibility.
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Nicki 🫧🪷
Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa·
Be honest do you think it’s your responsibility to take care of your parents? 🤔.
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Two Mooches@TwoMooches·
@Martyupnorth You should read “A Conflict of Visions” by Thomas Sowell. The section on judges & the legal system was both eye opening and terrifying. They SHOULDN’T, but it’s possible.
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Craig Baird - Canadian History Ehx
Almost every province and territory has a Provincial Mammal. These animals represent the history and culture of the province, and are sometimes native to only that province/territory area. These are our provincial mammals! 🧵 1/15
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Rothmus 🏴@Rothmus·
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Lion Advocacy
Lion Advocacy@LionAdvocacy·
Most of the free world has come to recognize Canada’s Freedom Convoy as one of the most creative, successful, & peaceful demonstrations during a time of unprecedented human rights violations. Except for the SCC’s Chief Justice, who prejudged it as anarchy & a mass hostage event.
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Two Mooches@TwoMooches·
@kcpollock Yes. I had our family take the flu shot every year. We were literally the very first in line on opening day for two or three years. Before 2020, I was 100% for all vaccinations.
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Kayla Pollock
Kayla Pollock@kcpollock·
Before the COVID mRNA shots Did you support vaccines? Yes or no.
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Two Mooches@TwoMooches·
@albertanbeech We have a “three time” rule. You can ask the same question - 3x. Sing the same song - 3x. Say the same phrase - 3x. And then you’re done. That’s it. Three times is all you get.
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Albertan Beech 🌾
Albertan Beech 🌾@albertanbeech·
How many “mommy, look!” And “mommy, watch!” And “wait! Mommy! Look at this!’s” Is too many?
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Amanda Achtman
Amanda Achtman@AmandaAchtman·
The Government of Alberta is showing leadership by banning euthanasia for Albertans whose deaths are not "reasonably foreseeable." This means that Alberta will be the first province to scrap Track 2 MAID! 2/10
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Two Mooches@TwoMooches·
@buperac Also, many shut down intervals are dictated by regularly law. You aren’t legally allowed to extend them beyond a certain time frame.
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Two Mooches@TwoMooches·
@buperac We have absolutely maximized our maintenance intervals to the longest we possibly can without impacting safety. I was literally involved in a cost vs risk analysis of tank inspection interval extensions within the last 8 months. We declined to extend as far as requested.
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bu/ac
bu/ac@buperac·
The suggestions made here are so elementary. It’s hard to take these people serious. 1. Increase temperature to increase flow. Ummm it has to run 525 km from Fort McMurray to Strathcona. How are you gonna keep the temperature up for that Journey? Also, why would you ever redirect your boiler energy from your production to heat the pipeline? Do they understand what they’re talking about? 2. Safely increasing pumping rates in pipelines. They want to ramp up the pumping station rate. You don’t think every single oil company has gone through the math on this one to find some additional capacity? Is the government going to buy a dozen new pumping stations for this? Have they even thought this through? 3. Reducing or delaying scheduled maintenance shutdowns to keep facilities online longer. If this causes issues down the road where their facility has a major breakdown, is the government going to pay for that? A lot of these companies have already changed their maintenance schedules and extended them to maximize it, do you think this engineering has changed over the past year? Maybe instead of ignoring the oil industry, and trying to retard it for the past decade, the government should’ve been more involved in increasing efficiencies. These people have no idea what they’re talking about and it shows.
Ryan Gerritsen🇨🇦🇳🇱@ryangerritsen

If someone who works in the oil and gas sector could please weigh in on this. Does this guy and our Government even know what they are talking about?

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Two Mooches@TwoMooches·
@TheMiddleborne This was the post that made me start following you. I have since also quoted your “Raising an army of gingers” to a stranger in a hot tub who had three red-headed progeny.
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Two Mooches@TwoMooches·
@WSOnlineNews Anyone not eating as result of religious observances should be quite welcome to read a book IN THE LIBRARY while everyone else continues their normally planned lunch and snack consumption. Why on earth would non-observant students change their eating routine?
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Two Mooches@TwoMooches·
@JeromyYYC I have noticed that we are least approaching this go-round restrictions communication with a positive delivery instead of begging and shaming and threatening. So that’s nice.
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Jeromy (Pathfinder) Farkas
We're back in the green, Calgary! Yesterday’s water usage was 497 million litres (ML), even with the water that was needed for yesterday's massive fire. Great job being Water Heroes! To stay up to date on the feeder main reinforcements visit calgary.ca/savewater.
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