Tyler Shazma

TikTok is banned in the states now a lot of people are upset about that, people making a lot of money off of TikTok. Did they not know that this clock was gonna run out, TikTok?

Comedy! Tonight! Guelph! Come see comedian Tyler Shazma! Tue Sept 3 - 8 PM @royal_eatery @TyShazma #comedy #guelph

Nothing quite like a week old fish taco and a coffee for breakfast.

Craft beer and a Joe Louis, we living alright over here.

Ham sandwich for fart hole

She said not to do anything for Valentine’s Day. I should of done something for Valentine’s Day huh? and to think we ate half a frozen pizza in bed last night.

Green lit ninja……..

Our pal @mostyncomedy just took the #2 spot on @glennsumi’s Top 10 Canadian albums of the year! Check the article out below and get John’s debut album Scottish C*nt on Apple Music, Spotify & more via Cottage Comedy Digital! goaheadsumi.com/the-top-10-can…

If the Padre’s win the World Series it’s just more proof that @tomdelonge has made contact with alien life forms.

Might get nutty and buy a San Diego Padres hat… and I’m not even stoned.

Our pal @JohnMoses with that rare thing of beauty... a perfect joke! Recorded live @#SkankFestVegas #GunControl #GunReformNow #GunSafety #America #USA #USpoli #NYpoli #LApoli #Comedy #Funny #Jokes #LasVegas #Chicago #Detroit #Baltimore #Portland #Texas #Seattle #Florida #Canada

This Saturday Night @decentraland ! The #Metaverse premiere of @mostyncomedy’s new #standupcomedy special will be at Decentral Comedy Club ! 10pm EST Free Event, rsvp for tickets here :) app.fanz.events/event/e0x28 shorturl.at/gJPRY #Decentraland #DecentralComedy

@BenLardie I know where this tweet is coming for. Replaced the pretzels with “Snickers” popcorn?

A strainer that removes all the pretzels from party mix.

I do a terrible Micheal Cane impress when I get excited, get used to it.

Sometimes when I’m feeling down I wander over to the VHS collection and remember how much of a babe Hallie Berry was in “The Flintstones” live action film.

Whenever I go to the barber shop I always say give me the Pat Tabler.

Some of the best nights of my life have included five Heineken and a Mama Burger.

I’m going to @DecentralComedy’s upcoming Space. Will you join too? twitter.com/i/spaces/1eaKb…

The Super Spreader is here! My pal & @FightStoriesPod cohost @JohnMoses just dropped a killer new album today get it on @AppleMusic ! music.apple.com/ca/album/super…

New Episode & YouTube channel hit it up, Share & SUBSCRIBE! m.youtube.com/channel/UChpo1…