Michael Burrell

@StAnalysis Do you reckon he'll be used more situationally, off the bench, based on how the game is going? So more dependant on the game script?

My system guesses... - "Poor fit" but thats the idea? Gives something different to break sides down - Hard working defensively + will help the press a lot - Struggles in possession play + will likely look a weak link in slow play v packed defence - Individual threat in attack

As Oscar Wilde once said, "To lose one game in a week to St Johnstone may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose both is a sackable offense."

@EmmerdaleFarmer I don't often go I Twitter nowadays, so was quite surprised/pleased when I saw you'd retweeted my old tweets. Until, that was, I realised why Tina had returned to the public conscious!

@StAnalysis @specs_joe90 Do you reckon Olufunwa will be the first choice RB going forward?

@specs_joe90 Thought both were fairly solid defensively for a debut. McClelland RCB and Olufunwa RB so had to get used to each other too, which wont have been easy. McClelland looked more composed on the ball than Olufunwa who looked a bit uncertain further forward on the ball.

A work in progress still and i think it showed, still need a striker who can play alone and another wide option with pace Then you wait for the new signings to all settle and bed in. Hopefully happens sooner rather than later and the slight positives seen today lead to something

@GoalscorerC Henry seems the obvious answer, but feel like Arsenal are well stocked in that area. But a 20 year old Viera would be an absolute game changer for the current team, fills their most needed area, can broadly do everything, and would only be 20.

@EvanMcFarlane I want nothing more than to feel intense patriotic pride in regards to Drew, but, to my eternal shame, I feel absolutely nothing. Might be the voice.

@FootballCliches are fullbacks the only players who can 'gallop,' forwards?

@jackbern23 I also thought the same in regards: "Only people wearing golden shoes may step in the grass." Mae only had a singular shoe on. But I'm perhaps being pedantic.

@Mindigokiloecho I don't want to start going down a Le Tissier style rabbithole, but I'm still convinced theyre played by the same actor. Makes you think. 🤔🤔🤔

@UDXMikey I think you're mistaken, buddy. That's Cactus Jack, Dude Love and Mankind.

Frank Lampard about to get another crack at the Chelsea job, like Mick Foley entering the 1998 Royal Rumble 3 times.

@EvanMcFarlane Havertz playing like a man who thinks he'll never score again.

If they can programme it to ask "Have you got any plans for the rest of the day?" I'm FUCKED

@anon_opin Always need a dose of Peppa Pig after watching Bluey with my daughter. Need to remind her, and myself, thay not all dad's are like Bandit.

Daddy Pig is a smug, fat, incompetent git who deserves everything he gets. Still, I take no pleasure watching his comeuppances as he makes the same makes mistakes over and over again.

Tonight, for one night only- Michael 'Showtime,' Burrell.

@ClubJapanImport @jj_bull I did wonder! Remi's always struck me as actually above the general standard of the league, so I was hoping this wasn't a shock reveal that my eyes have deceived me all along. Haha.

@UDXMikey @jj_bull Having watched us this season, we’ve been on the end of a ridiculous amount of screamers. 😂 A lot of them, I’ve looked back and thought “could the keeper have done more” and other than a couple, the answer was no.

Aberdeen's Expected Goals Against number this season is incredible. They are the worst in the league by an absolute mile, should/could have conceded roughly 12 goals more than they actually have. Points towards either a badly coached team, poor tactics, or incredibly bad players

@AllThingsSTJ It feels especially odd as we're usually so frugal with transfer fees.

@dannyw1989 Seems normal in football broadly, but feels really odd when we're so famously frugal in terms of transfer fees. Guess you never know what goes on behind the scenes. All the best to him though!

Signing a player for a decent fee and then letting him go a year later because it just hasn't worked out isn't that unusual in football, tbh. However, when you do that without ever giving that player a proper chance, it really doesn't give the impression of a coherent strategy.

@The_Mac_Sheep @ChloeJones1983 There's an episode of Bluey where Bandit takes the kids to the cinema to see a film. It opens with a song, and he says, "Oh no, it's a singing one!" And I've never, EVER sympathised with a fictional character more

@ChloeJones1983 I appreciate a lot of people like them but I cannot stand musicals so taking my kids to see this made a little part of me die. The rest of me is slowly ebbing away as they insist we play the soundtrack in the car. Driving to Newcastle next weekend... Goodbye friends.

Watched this purely out of curiosity because I love the original. I think this might be the worst film I’ve ever seen #MatildaTheMusical