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@WatcherGuru The 👊 is real

JUST IN: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon says he is not happy with the crypto Clarity Act and Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong is "full of shit."

@Diario_Beatles Feel for Paul 🙏

Interview with Paul McCartney on Chicken Shop Date this Friday!

@ErlingHaaland 🫡

Incredibly grateful to have had the chance to play with you. A true warrior! 🩵

The American brain can’t comprehend this 🤷‍♂️🫡

@juliet_turner6 What goggles are you isn’t out of interest. I have heat sensitive monocular but interested in getting something a bit better 🙏 Glad Henrietta & Ajax are doing well. I still have no bees in my bee hotel 🤷‍♂️ it’s by the Wisteria! 🙏

Henrietta the hedgehog is still doing well despite the heatwave. I took this video last night while watching her with my infrared goggles! 🦔

@RampCapitalLLC Usual thing 🤷‍♂️ I. Don’t. Have. Enough. 🤝

Ok I think it’s finally safe to start buying $MU now that it’s in the four comma club

@tobi Tobi Tobi Tobi. This is truly awful as a Ferrari. 🤷‍♂️ Interior Jony ✔️ exterior awful.

I think this looks awesome

@FearedBuck 🤣🤷‍♂️ Prefer my Landy £15K

Ferrari has officially unveiled its first-ever all-electric car, the Ferrari Luce. Deliveries begin Q2 2027. • Starting price: $640,000 • 1,050 HP, 0-60 mph in 2.4s • Four electric motors with 800V architecture • 122 kWh battery, 280-mile EPA-est. range • 350kW peak charging speed • Four-door, four-seater design • OLED screens + 5-level paddle shifter torque control • Simulated “musical” motor sounds inside & outside the car

So easy, I give you: electricclassiccars.co.uk

@Liathetrader Awful 🤷‍♂️🫡

@RampCapitalLLC So lovely. I have sheep though! 🤔

@UKTraderCrypto Airedale 💙

2026 Ramp Garden Thread: Running it back again. Every year I become slightly more convinced growing your own food is one of the most rewarding hobbies you can have. It blends science and creativity, slows your brain down and forces patience, connects you with nature and gives you visible proof of effort (seed to table). Once again, I’ll be tracking the entire gardening season on this thread from seed starting, raised beds, harvests, mistakes, upgrades, and all the random things I learn along the way. Bookmark and follow along if you’re into gardening or thinking about starting your own.

@nikitabier I’m forever going to stay within ‘Niche Bangers’ 🤪🤝

Twitter Growth Strategy 0-500 Followers: Reply Guy 501-2K: Niche Bangers 2-5K: Thirst Traps 5-10K: Parody News 10-25K: Cringe Threads 25-50K: Shitposts 50-75K: Fortune Cookies 75-100K: Cringe Bangers >100K: Get Cancelled

@RealDannyTommo Good work 🫡

Full video drops tomorrow. Chasing down Border Force who are facilitating the invasion! My grandfather risked his life on D-Day to protect Britain from invasion. Now, decades later, it’s heartbreaking to watch Border Force seemingly facilitating one. The footage you’ll see tomorrow makes it crystal clear: it would be straightforward for the French to turn these boats back and return them to where they came from. Instead, they are being chaperoned and allowed to enter British waters — making it our problem. They know they’re on the beaches. They know they’re leaving the camps. Yet they let them come. This has to stop. #OperationOverlord 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

@Joanna__Hardy @KernowNeg No pollution now. We electric ⚡️ 🫡

@KernowNeg It’s London, sadly - if the pollution doesn’t get you then the pigeons will.

Bought a fancy end-of-bed fan before the London heatwave began and - honestly - this is the single greatest purchase of my life

@russellcrowe Skegness?

Where am I now?

Erm, my agent 🤣🤷‍♂️

@sama You forge ahead into the unknown, breaking down barriers. Can you ever put the brakes on this? ‘Complicated feelings’ does not sound good. What happens when we can’t humanly comprehend these advances?

a general-purpose model solved a major open problem in mathematics. we'll be saying this a lot over the coming years, but this is a kinda big milestone. i'm very excited for AI to greatly extend our understanding of the world, but still, i have complicated feelings today.

@compliantvc Great comedy account. A MUST follow 🤪

Laying off people without their consent is a major labour law violation Expect another $1.2 billion fine from the EU, Mr. Zuckerberg

@CleansedTweets Banter 🤪🤝

I’ve been given a simple choice with this account by X: Post purely about travel, my true micro-niche, and it thrives. Or Mix in politics, personal banter, and random thoughts… and it stays completely stagnant.