Jimmy Chandler

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@Spotify please DM me, I need assistance and your support website does not answer my questions, and I don't wish to go into details in public here. Thank you.

@BillyCorriher @jowrotethis Only duo, not group. “The folk duo comprised of singer-songwriters Amy Ray and Emily Saliers, both 56, is the first tandem in history to reach the Billboard Top 200 in five different decades courtesy of their latest album, “Look Long.”” spokesman.com/stories/2020/j…

Is Greta going to Kate Bush the Indigo Girls? (A sentence that would be pure gibberish to me a year or so ago.)

@lindadong @prsguitars is the @apple of electric guitars.

That just happened #WWDC23

@jgreenfield1020 @mikekadlick Deion never played with Montana, Haley only played w/ Montana for one Super Bowl.

@mikekadlick Now pick a guy better super bowl qb than Brady during the salary cap era... Montana's teams were stacked Deion Sanders and Charles Haley were mercenaries.

“If you asked me ‘you have one game to win’, I’m picking Joe Montana.” It should be illegal for Mike Francesa to be on the air when Tom Brady retires.

@jowrotethis Jackson 5, "I Want You Back" is the only correct answer. Greatest intro to a pop song ever. 11-yo Michael's lead vocal is impeccable. Re: Beatles voters -- they were not a boy band. They wrote their owns songs, they formed the band themselves, and they played their instruments.

The best boy band song is

Reported this tweet. Was told this no longer violates standards. In case any advertisers were wondering, Protocols of the Elders of Zion is now the ambient temperature on Twitter.

A refusal to accept the outcome of an election in a functioning democracy should be as much of a career-ender for a politician as plagiarism is for a journalist. But in much of today's Republican Party, it looks more like a job requirement. washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/10…

Dude trying to sell clothing on the NYC subway (2 train)

I can't believe the @washpost's priorities. @radleybalko is among the most important journalists working in the US today. I will seriously reconsider renewing my Post subscription. If you care about civil rights, subscribe to his radleybalko.substack.com if you're able.

@johnaugust Artificial deadlines and compressed timelines. For ex, when a lawsuit is filed or motion made in court, and the judge expects the defendant to provde evidence or a witness by 5 PM that day, when IRL it would be weeks/months/years. TV shows are even worse than movies about this.

Absolutely devastating piece on how Vladislav Doronin, a billionaire who made a fortune in Moscow real estate, tried to use lawfare to silence a small town Colorado newspaper when they reported on his controversial Aspen real estate development. theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…

new york's hottest club is bahama deli near 125th street i just bought dish soap and a box of cheez-its there

@jowrotethis It’s been maybe over a decade since I’ve been, as I live on the east coast, but I still remember this stuff oaktownspiceshop.com/collections/sa…

My next-bro-neighbors are talking about where to get the best spices (it’s Oaktown Spice Shop obviously) and I love this town.

@vasilethedeal @106th I live in Park Slope and could see fireworks from my apartment, but they’re in Jersey, not Brooklyn

@106th someone else I follow said same thing is happening in Park Slope?????

why do I hear... fireworks(?) ...in Jersey City? or maybe it's in the Hudson between JC and NYC?

@postproctorism The most important musicals ever (not the best, but the ones that most changed what musicals can be), in chronological order, are: Oklahoma! West Side Story Company Les Miserables Hamilton

we’re cancelling ourselves over theatre takes today what is your most cancellable theatre take

@cherriesandgin @postproctorism Whether or not you are right, you should win this thread!

@postproctorism I find Hamilton largely forgettable and adored Cats the movie

@bmcfife1 @postproctorism I disagree, but I would say that Ballad of Booth is his best song -- maybe the best song written for any musical.

@postproctorism ASSASSINS IS SONDHEIM’S BEST MUSICAL. PERIOD.

@kyleayers "The answer to all your questions is: Money." -- Don Ohlmeyer

Hahahahah crypto why Lebron why

Hahahahhahaha Toyota

Usually these medley-type productions are a hot mess. But that halftime show has to rank near the top all-time. Very well produced and thought out.

No, AirPods Pro, I don't want you to automatically switch from my Mac to my iPhone just because I pick up my phone. I was listening to something on my Mac, which ***you should know***!!! #uxfail #smartdevices #intelligence