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"So basically a pop tart bath is when you take a bath and eat a pop tart in it"

No kings.

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Having ocd is crazy bro i feel guilty about anything and question myself constantly

@dogluver022 The way i am in my luteal phase..

@Ugh_it_itches Girls during their luteal phase

Some days you have to just accept you look ugly as hell and move on

Im so sensitive

Feel awful

How it feels to go home bent out of shape as a prek teacher

@dogluver022 Those days

Thinking ab this @Ugh_it_itches

This me driving @Ugh_it_itches after a post situationship breakup

@dogluver022 Lol

John Oliver get behind me

@dogluver022 No it DEF is sinister too

@Ugh_it_itches Oh but tribe hot yoga isnt?

Why do pilates studios seem so sinister to me...?

Scapegoating trans people is NOT the vibe

When you actually become a viceroy you have to sign a contract (Did i read the contract? Of course not.). And are added into a groupchat with your fellow viceroys and the 3 dudes that manage the whole viceroy program.

Our school is fairly smallish -- I think our account had 18k followers at the time -- whereas some college barstool accounts have MILLIONS of followers.

@boxandthe1 @kaiamal13 Shes been popular on tiktok for years atp lol do you seriously think that dumb comment got her noticed to be on SNL😭

@kaiamal13 My only issue with this is that she just seemed really really unfunny and just happened to be discovered in a messy situation

yall it’s just our luck isn’t it

@dogluver022 Arent you both left handed

Asked a boy what 1 thing he liked about me and he said he likes that im left handed❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️